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HellRyder
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Joined: 06 Jun 2007
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Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:04 pm |
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I decided to approach a NOK scam a bit differently... especially since my "handler" is a woman...
Puppy love... Puppy tears... Guilt trips... and a few "unopenable" files... and today I got the "let me spin this scam" Email (it will be the last quoted Email from "her")
I'll spare you the whole dance and song routine... here are a few selected exchanges between us... (they are in chronological order, but not necessary in consecutive order):
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My Dear Lxxx,
You are breaking my heart!
While you acknowledge my questions we disregard them and do not answer
me. Not to mention, when I answer the information you need, you
ignore as well, and ask same information again. To me it's an
indication that you do not trust me.
Please let me know what it is.
Awaiting your reply,
P. |
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Hello P.
How are you doing today, well i thought we could just go straight to my deal i have for you as a next of Kin.
But first let me introduce myself....Am Lxxx Bxxxx by name, I work in a branch Bank here in Nigeria, Am a Mixed race of White and black, my Father came from Nigerian why my mother is from China.
Am their only daughter.
What Else you wanna know about me.
Ask
Thanks
Lxxx.Bxxx |
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Hello P.
How are you doing today, am fine and doing good just in the computer waiting fro your mail all day. when i download i still do not see any infomation about you.
Now do me this favor.
Dont attach any file to me just answer these questions.
YOUR FULL NAMES
YOUR COUNTRY OF BIRTH
YOUR COMPANY NAME OR TYPE OF WORK YOU DO
YOUR MARITAL STATUS
SCAN A COPY OF YOUR PHOTO PASSPORT
PHONE NUMBER
AND ANY OTHER NECCESSASRY INFORMATION WE MINT NEED.
THANKS
Lxxx
REPOND URGENTLY
FIND ATTACH COPY OF MY PICTURES <- YES!!! "she" attached a picture... not an ID photo... |
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My beautiful Lxxx,
Goodness you are a sight for sore eyes. You are even more pretty that I could have imagined. It makes me happy knowing the faith put us together. This will be a wonderful adventure, my love to you grows by the minute.
Attached is the information you asked for (yes, the same files I was asked not to attach). The passport scan will have to wait, I have not received it yet. The man behind the counter said it will take a few weeks with all the new regulation and all. As soon as I get it I'll bring it over.
Than you so much for sending the picture, now I know that we are meant to be together. Tonight I will dream of you, in my arms, sailing the world.
Yours,
P. |
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Hello P.
I told you in my last that, this PDF file you always sent me is not good, i cant open anything here, please dont send me any PDF file, i gave you a form to fill and return still you refused, if you know you cant fill that form and return back as i have sent it you, then you are not ready.
Thanks
Lxxxxxxx |
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My sweet Lxxx,
My heart is broken. I have failed you, and now you are mad at me. Please forgive me my love, I do try to do what you want, your happiness is the utmost thing to me.
Please tell me how I can make things better. Please forgive your loved one.
Your in tears,
P. |
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Hello P.
I gave you a form to fill and return why dont you just fill i and return then forget about the picture of a thing. |
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My sweetest Lxxx,
Are you mad at me? Have I done anything wrong? I don't understand why you are not returning my affection any longer.
What have I done to offend you so? I ordered a passport as you ordered, I send you the picture and information. What else do you need?
Yours,
P. |
And the reply that makes this bait go Woosh.....
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WELL I WAIT FOR YOU TILL THEN HAVE A NICE DAY..SWEET DREAMS.
LETS FORGET ABOUT THIS DEAL STUFF AND FACE HOW TO MEET EACH OTHER FACE TO FACE IF YOU REALY SERIOUS MAKING ME YOUR DARLING.
THANKS
LXXXX |
Now if she'll only forget that in one of the first Email I said I'm unemployed, I may buy her a Hummer (I think NN's gal has the insight for what girls want) |
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funkymonkey
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Joined: 06 May 2008
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:54 pm |
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I can't say it better than my wife would
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
How about a love triangle? I can create a ladette and fall for you and you can "accidentally email the wrong lady some day.
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
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Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:15 pm |
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The love-triangle may not be a bad idea just to add a healthy dose of drama and irritation.
Maybe have another ladette/you/baiter break into your email and discover the emails you've been sending to the other girl.
You could get at least a couple weeks of craziness with it, and in the end it will merely strengthen you're blossoming relationship with the actual ladette. |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:34 pm |
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I have done this before. they can be fun but just remember it is probably a bloke at the other end so they will probably not have the same reaction as a woman.
I tried to safari one to no avail though it would have been funny to have him turn up in a skirt and wig. the bait lasted nearly a year so it wastes a fair bit of lad time |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Joined: 30 Oct 2004
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Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:01 am |
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Funny how it went all-caps as your lad went off script. |
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"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
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HellRyder
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Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:50 am |
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@FunkyMonkey:
That's a good possibility... let me see how it plays in the next few exchanges... I need to "morph" to someone with enough cash to wow a "lady"
@Master:
"probably" is an understatement... I'm quite sure it's a bloke. It will be interesting to see how "she" produces more pics to match the first one...
@PDS:
That last exchange was totally off script... it was on and off during the last couple of weeks... while he repeated the mantra of "fill the form and send it to me"...
There is nothing like a young love at the holidays time... |
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Master
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Joined: 29 Jan 2008
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:21 am |
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how about your filthy rich brother who steals all your lady friends but wont give you a cent |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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HellRyder
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Joined: 06 Jun 2007
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:26 am |
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HellRyder
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:39 pm |
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I'm going with the brother angle... she wants to meet for Christmas:
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HELLO Pxxx
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, WELL HAPPY TO MEET YOU IN MY LIFE AND REALLY HAPPY AND JOYFUL TO HEAR FORM YOU,PLEASE I WANT YOU TO RESPOND TO MY MAIL ON TIME BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS ONLINE TO CHECK MY MAILS IF I HAVE ONE FORM MY DARLING YOU.
PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR SELF,..HAVE A NICE DREAM'
TELL ME HOW WE CAN MEET AND MAKE THIS LOVE REALITY.
I WANT US TI MEET THIS XMAS AND SPEND IT TOGETHER.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
THANKS
Lxxxx |
The first intro of the rich brother... he may be able to send one of his jets to pick her up...
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Lxxx my love,
I was very happy to read your Email. I look forward to seeing my beautiful woman and hold her in my arms.
I took the liberty of telling my older brother about you and our love. I asked him to help me arrange for you to come here. He is loaded with money and owns a few private jets, maybe he can send on to pick you up. He and I had a falling a few years back after our parents die. He seduced my girlfriend and took her away for a weekend at the Bahamas. All the sorrow caused me to have a small mental breakdown, but I'm doing better now. The doctors gave me medication that help me a lot.
He contact me around thanksgiving and said it is time we will be a family again. I think he means it this time.
I'll ask the librarian to take more pictures of me and send them to you. Will you do the same for me? I would like to get a nice frame and put your picture in it. It will warm my heart
Please tell me some more about you. What do you like, what makes you happy.
Yours,
Pxxx |
We'll see where this takes us... |
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HellRyder
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Joined: 06 Jun 2007
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Location: 127.0.0.1
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:32 am |
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That didn't take long... after a short exchange, my brother starts to interest her:
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HELLO Pxxx
THANKS FOR YOUR LOVELY MAIL, AM REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS AND I HOPE WE WILL MEET SOONEST, CAN I SEE THE PICTURE OF YOUR BROTHER AS WELL?
THANKS |
And here, he and I just started reconciling after a few years of ignoring each other (I told her he seduced my girlfriend a few years ago, shortly after out parents died and that the event caused me a mental breakdown)...
Oh well... off to create a brother... |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:31 pm |
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eerrrggghhh!!!
I know he's fictional but the image that just appeared in my head was not a good one |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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HellRyder
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:10 pm |
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