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Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:43 am

bummer on the no fire...but it's for the best.
How about substituting a nice ritual dance of some sort? Action in a film is more fun. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:33 pm

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Dear Hank,

I thank you for the mail and the picture, once again i promise you i will get it done.

Please i will want you to contact Mr. Blofield, the last discussion i had with him he told me he as submitted the forms to the Legal department since then i have not heard from him.

Regards,
Joy

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Dear Mrs. Bello,

It was pointed out to me by our legal department that lighting a fire might not be such a good idea for you - so forget about that part, a non-flammable wickerman will do.

Speaking of the legal department, I was told everything was okay with the forms and they have given the go ahead to Ernst to send the money at any time. I'll have to call Ernst to see what the discrepancy is. I don't like discrepancies. They make my stomach hurt.

Ta,
Hank

I need to delay a few more days before I start putting her through WU hell, so I'm shaping up for some good old interoffice conflict between Hank and Ernst.

eta 12/16:

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Joy,

I don't know what you wrote to Mr. Scorpio, but I am not happy. He called me into his office and royally chewed me out this morning. He said I was a slacker and that he was very disappointed in me.

I am not happy at all.

-Ernst

Joy also assures Hank that the wickerman building will be a safe endeavor.

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Subject: No flames

Dear Hank,

Thank you once again for the mail. I will do it without flames i promise.

Regards,
Joy

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:14 pm

Joy apologizes for getting Ernst in trouble with is boss:

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Dear Ernst,

I have never said anything bad against you, this was the last mail i sent to Mr. Hank.

Dear Hank,

I thank you for the mail and the picture, once again i promise you i will get it done.

Please i will want you to contact Mr. Blofield, the last discussion i had with him he told me he as submitted the forms to the Legal department since then i have not heard from him.

Regards,
Joy

Please Ernst i am sorry if i have offended you please accept my apology.

Regards,
Joy

Joy really needs to write back to Hank to clear Ernst's good name at Globex . . . oh and to get that wickerman project going at a faster pace.

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Dear Mrs. Bello,

That's a relief. I would hate for your town to get set on fire or something like that.

By the way, I had a talk with Ernst and told him he really needs to shape up with this whole deal. I told him to get his ass in gear regarding the money that needs to be sent to you. I hope that does the trick. Normally, I'm a very nice boss, the best boss I think. But sometimes you just have to get out the flamethrower if you know what I mean.

Au revoir,
Hank

P.S. Please send me some pictures of how the wickerman project is going. I think the good vibes from that will help the money transfer go faster too. I'm a big believer in good vibes.

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:11 pm

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Dear Ernst,

How are you coping? hope no problem with Mr. Hank and Please do you get my previous mail, i am still expecting your mail.

Sincerely Yours,
Joy

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Joy -

The answers are: not very well and yes, there is a HUGE PROBLEM!

Mr. Scorpio says it has been all my fault that you have not received your money and that he is "this close" to suspending me.

He said he's even considering terminating me! All I have done is try to be the best Globex accountant that I can be and things were going just great until this whole fun run thing!

I am trying my best to get the funds to you as soon as possible, but I am not Superman. I am going to give Mr. Scorpio a piece of my mind. I, Ernst Stavro Blofield, will not be treated this way!

If the lad can kill off a fake barrister, the least I can do is fire one imaginary accountant Wink

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Dear Ernst

I can understand the way you feel, I know you are trying your best as an accountant to assist me and i also know that you are not a superman.

But Ernst my own advice is to take things easy with Mr. Scorpio.

Regards,
Joy

Too late.

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Dear Mrs. Bello,

First off, let me sincerely apologize for the way that Mr. Blofield has been treating you. His delays and unprofessionalism were a stain on the whole Globex corporation and he has now been terminated. I have transfered the responsibility for your funds to one of our top men.

Hank Scorpio
CEO
Globex

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:02 pm

Well, it appears the jig is up:

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Dear Hank,

I will be very greatful if you can send the e-mail address of Mr. Blofield. I will like to congratulate him on the role he played in MY BARRISTER DIED. Up to Mr. Ernst Blofied Fired. You know from my own perspective he played a good accountant which i will like to congratulate him once again.

Regards,
Joy

Oh well.

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Congrats Joy/Frank - on finally learning how to google . . . after 3 months. It was fun while it lasted.

If you enjoyed this correspondence you may want to check out the following tv/movies:
The Simpsons (specifically the episode "You Only Move Twice")
James Bond

Bon Voyage,
Hank

P.S. I bet you feel stupid for wasting 3 months expecting to get paid for a scam. Next time, don't kill off your barrister so soon.

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:28 pm

Well, sometimes Google is not your friend... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:46 pm

Oh no

not again ! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:41 pm

Hey lad - If you're reading. Thanks for being an entertaining moron. Now stop scamming and go become a valuable member of your community.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:15 pm

Nice job, Worf, baiting this buffoon of a lad. It was one of the funniest ones all year. Very Happy

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Thanks for providing a good laugh!

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:02 am

This thread entertained me immensely, worth it's weight in gold

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:56 pm

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Dear Hank,
Thank you for the mail.I enjoyed the correspondence and you talked about TV/Movie, i am interested are you talking about Bart Simpson or Simpons?
Regards,
Joy