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Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I have started to send this out to lads spare lads in my catcher accounts.

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Im sorry but i cannot help
However you may be able to us. I am searching for people from all over the world to be a part of "w0rld f1ght c1ub"
Applicants who successfully pass the initial round will receive a $25,000 payment plus a monthly payment of $10,000 for a one year period. this will then be reviewed at the end of the 1 year contract.

If you are interested or know of anyone who is interested please let me know. please make sure the subject heading is "w0rld f1ght c1ub" so i can easily identify applicants.
hope to hear from you soon

H4ns V0nburg3r
CEO
W0rld F1ght C1ub

a gentleman who is in the loans business has taken an interest.

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I WILL LIKE TO JOIN PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAVE TO DO AND IF I AM GOING TO MAKE ANY UPFRONT FEE

application form sent plus a few rules of payment

fingers crossed i will get a few that comply so i can pit them against each other in the ring to fight for the grand prize. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:52 am

I'm liking this idea,
get a guy that like's the idea of himself being a refferee, get a number of fighters lol. Send em to the same place, get them to fight, get a guy to take some photos and send em back, and all for the promise of big cash prizes, even if they lose their fight lol

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:12 am

"Ladfights" - an internet phenomenon in the making Smile

How cute that one even offered to pay a joining fee - perhaps he should save his money to take him to the first match?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:25 am

You could have them meet in the lobby of the Golden Tulip in Accra for their pre-fight screening and that will be where they get their pre-fight $1000 stipend.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

they need to send the application video before they will fight other contestants. it must be a minimum of 3 minutes. consisting of 1 minute of them talking about themselves ( i.e like the actors in wrestling talk it up)
then one 2 minute round of them in the ring.( they will of course need a partner to beat on(or beat them) who can also apply with the same video meaning they get 2 payments.

I may be a little premature in posting this but hopefully it works.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:49 am

Master wrote:

a few rules of payment

What's the first rule of payment of W0rld F1ght C1ub?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:18 am

After initial screening, I suggest sending them up to Simb@ $@fari Camp for the filming.

This Fight Club is a brilliant modality! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:18 am

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I WILL LIKE TO JOIN PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAVE TO DO AND IF I AM GOING TO MAKE ANY UPFRONT FEE

He's obviously heard about that thing going round the Internet called 'advance fee fraud' Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I think he has his wires crossed and is talking about the fee being paid to him. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:54 am

dr stephen williams wrote:

After initial screening, I suggest sending them up to Simb@ $@fari Camp for the filming

dammit, i was going to suggest that! this idea has really got some legs, IMHO.

i'm sending this out to all the lads that drop by from the lad shuttle Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

no dont

it will be the same lads i have sent it to already.

you may scare off the one that has already had a bite
so do not send it to Ch4rles N4tely the loan guy

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:55 am

Hmmm this thread breaks the first and second rules of Fight Club...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:54 pm

@Master - A see a video goldmine here... Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:18 pm

Tell half it's fake fighting the other half, its no rules, and get a fake fighter to fight a full on fighter, lol, funny to see the look when he gets smacked one in the face without expecting it lol, or is that too cruel Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I have another looker.
it is good to see there are some lads interested.

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Perhaps i have have a brother who is a force man and willing to become a member to you how and what does he have to do to become a member of yours.
Charles

chucky soludo will be the main attraction. Well his brother anyway.
hey we get to find out what chuckies brothers name is.

edit
Er1c M00re is also interested. that makes 3

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

manbiteslion wrote:

Hmmm this thread breaks the first and second rules of Fight Club...

Rule number one of w0rld f1ght c1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d F1ght club.
Rule number two fo w0rld F1ght C1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d f1ght C1ub!

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:08 am

can we buy tickets on line to the club that carnt be spocken about because of rule 1 and rule 2 Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:32 am

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The Rules of Fight Club.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:38 am

is it true there is no spectaters only a camra man to the club that carnt be talked about and what does he have to do to get the job

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:56 am

Tell them that a big time hollywood producer and fil crew will be there, that they need only 30 guys to apply, and out of that, only 4 will graduate and get tom go to Las Vegas for the big fight.

This idea is wicked Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

looks like brian will be competing in the junior division

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Dear Hans (C E O W0rld F1ght C1ub)

Thanks for your email; I am very delighted for an opportunity offered to me. Well, I may be interested to join your club but I want to know if there is age limit.

According to email my Sister sent to you, she is looking for an assistant, as a matter of fact, she needs to invest in your company and for my education. But since you are offering me another opportunity, I do not know how we will go about it. I am still very young for fighting and I need to have a good education before I can start up a career.

So, please I would like you to suggest and at the same time inform us if you can assist us because I am seeing this offer as reciprocal, which is “mutual assistant”

Looking forward to hearing from you

Regards

Brian

Dan is also interested

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PLEASE CAN YOU TELL ME IN FULL DETAILS

but a little wary.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Just a horribly wicked thought-how about getting lads to 'throw' fights to make vast amounts of money for far eastern betting syndicates-of course the lads 'may' get a cut. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:49 am

Opps I crapped my pants wrote:

manbiteslion wrote:

Hmmm this thread breaks the first and second rules of Fight Club...

Rule number one of w0rld f1ght c1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d F1ght club.
Rule number two fo w0rld F1ght C1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d f1ght C1ub!

That's why you l33t it first. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:18 am

Hands in the air if you've seen that wonderful episode of Spaced...

Spaced, quoted badly wrote:

The First rule of Robot Club is you do not talk to anyone about Robot Club
The second rule of Robot Club is you do not talk to anyone about Robot Club
...no wait...
The second rule of Robot Club is No Smoking

What a great show that was Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 74

Brilliant bait modality Laughing

Don't forget to mention that the top fighters will not just get to fight in Vegas, but they will also get a full work permit to allow them to fight/work.

Of course, they'll have to fill in a visa application form or two. Alongside a nice long Fight Club application form while they are at it.