My, a little sensitive today, aren't we?

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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:40 pm

Remember the recent thread about the law school burning down to the ground?

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153423

That inspired me to ask the new diplomat a few questions on a bait that I have going. (He's the third diplomat, I've managed to get the first two fired Laughing

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Here's what I sent last night:

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Dear Mr Ev4ns,

I am in the process of raising the funds that you are now asking for. In the meantime, I would be interested in examining scans of the documentation that you have on this consignment. I also will have some questions about the arrangements in the UK but I will ask those later when I am not so tired.

I am interested in getting to know you a little better. How long have you been a diplomat? How did you come to know Mr Hw4ng? Did you go to university?

thanks,

J0ck Str4p

Here's what just came in:

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Dear Mr.Str4p,

I will send scan copies of the relevant documents to you as soon as I can during the weekend, possibly tomorrow. It is not within my reach right now. Meanwhile, I can understand your curiosity but still consider part of your questions too personal and rather condescending, much as I cannot fathom what it has got to do with the transaction.
Anyway, I got a university barchelor's degree in international relations apart other post-graduate diploma qualifications. I have been a career diplomats over a decade since 1994. Do I sound to you like an illiterate, mediocre or impostor? or is it because I ask you to send some fund in respect of the deposit requested? You may decline the request if you are not satisfied. Actually I feel denigrated and insulted! I will not endure any further, and I have the choice to delegate this assignment to a subordinate if I feel violated. I already discussed these under the terms of acceptance of the contract with Mr.Hw4ng initially.
Mr.Hw4ng B4ng was actually introduced to me by an colleague who gave him my contact during a seminar in Jarkarta, Indonesia late last year. I have no close or personal relationship whatsoever with him apart executing this contract. You may ask further questions related to the transaction but I will not entertain further questioning to my personal and proffesional integrity. I hope your curiosity will be satisfied with these facts.

Thanks,

I realize that this is grounds for a slap (that is, if one ever needs "grounds" to slap a lad in the first place), but right now I want him to produce those documents that I asked for.

After that I'll have him relieved of his position.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:47 pm

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and I have the choice to delegate this assignment to a subordinate if I feel violated

Captain Pike, have you been violating your lads again? Very Happy

Is he suggesting that you should violate his subordinate rather than him?

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

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Do I sound to you like an illiterate, mediocre or impostor?

Your lad doesn't really want you to answer that does he? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 43

I just had to send my lad a slap twice, in the last 48 hours for doing stupid things.

The first time - I've told him, repeatedly, that my character is deaf - and now he wants, for probably the 6th time - a phone number. So I responded, calling him a bonerhead, for not getting it through his thick skull that I'm deaf.

Just now - I get an email, saying I need to learn how to respect people.

So I slap him again, calling him a peckerhead, and telling him to apologize and be respectful, or I'll get his other character to find me a new diplomat.

Stupid lads.

419Eater is my life Joined: 11 Jul 2004 Posts: 385

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Do I sound to you like an illiterate, mediocre or impostor?

Well, now that he mentions it.... Very Happy

I think he should send you a picture of himself standing in front of an embassy to prove he's a diplomat!

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:03 am

No...'anyone' can stand in front of an embassy you want picture proof of him 'inside' an embassy..........of your choice....

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:07 pm

I'm not sure I will get away with a photo request. I do plan to ask for a scan of his ID, but not just yet. I'm putting them to work with my request for documentation of the consignment, after which they will renew their request for the initial storage fee which I'm supposed to send by the 15th.

At that point I can ask the diplomat for his ID.

BTW, I just checked: this bait is now 304 days old! And it's been a straight bait all that time. I wouldn't characterize this as being an interesting bait either. I don't know why I haven't been dropped yet.

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