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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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| Video games aren't addicting. You don't HAVE to play a video game. Its your choice to do so. The same goes for alcohol, drugs, watching porn, shopping, overeating and baiting. If you feel that something you voluntarily do is addicting, then it suggests you possess a weak mind and/or are a self-saboteur. |
YES I DO!!!! It's like heroin.......................................... My mind isn't weak. It just needs to be constantly distracted so I can drown out the voices in my head!!!
They tell me to burn things. |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:15 am |
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Ah, I see the new programming is working. Well then NN, you know what has to be done. |
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YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:27 am |
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Since we are making confessions...
I like to learn the basic principles of modern radars.
I like to draw triangles in map and compare sound-to-speed profiles.
I like to stare gauges that make no sense.
I like to stare at waterfall sonar for hours.
I have "419Eater is my life" written under my username and no matter how much I postwhore, it refuses to go away.
But even I don't like WoW. Seriously people, there is still something lower than a simulation nut. |
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 Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:38 am |
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-C-, you would get my vote for 'the most rational and sane post' in the last several pages....but for this bit: I like to stare gauges that make no sense. 
edited: I thought I should add a definite article. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little  ! |
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:50 am |
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One of them makes me worried. This one...
...That red color is totally overmodelled. |
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x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:22 am |
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Ah yes, the very reasons why I've never even considered internet gaming or any other form of "social networking".
The Eater is the only forum I post on and it's only because most non-baiters react very poorly when hearing of my expoits. Reactions typically fall into three groups:
A) The concerned, "They're going to find you and murder you!"
B) The wary, "How could you do something so cruel?"
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C) The anarcho-liberal, "Us vile Caucasians raped their lands for centuries and drove them to poverty while even today the evil corporations expoit them! What they're doing is just!"
Hmm, I've gone on quite a tangent there. To steer this back onto the intended topic, here's a link to a funny video. |
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 Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
 Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
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"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:36 pm |
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My only RPG is playing with lads. I think I said something along those lines last night but my mind was a bit off. I blame the copious amounts of wheat beer. Mmmmmmm |
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= Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
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<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:48 pm |
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^^ I shoot dead people 
RE4 |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:56 pm |
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After or before they're dead? |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Bomber Harris
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 349
Location: Crossing the channel
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:06 pm |
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I just don't undrstand a word of what I've just read.
My only comment is that if gamers really do post like that then I'm glad I ain't one! |
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f*ck you scammer, go to hell, Mary Clemente (Not a very nice lady?)
Rollix Loan Firm is located in the UK (London) with branches in CHINA (Beijing) and WEST AFRICA (Nigeria) with over 9,000 Square Feet of office space; we are not a Mickey Mouse Shop.
your stup!d got.die f*ck uuuuuu (What Fanta Branco thought of Barrister Akigbes' suggestion "Her" format was no good!)
I felt humiliated at the front of Money Gramme agent that a full reputation of me comes around at their office with fake information.(Dr Rev T3rry 4lbert)
X3, Vlad X3 |
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:10 pm |
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Not all gamers, just the ones age 14 or below. You'll get a prodigy every now and then, but they always come out of their shells eventually. |
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YOU ARE JUST A CHILD WHOO SIT BEHIND HIS COMPUTER MASSTERBATI NG FO HISS FAMILLY - D3nnis M4rk, my lost Safari.
JACK B QUICK YOU ARE NATURES ASHOLE DO NOT EMAIL ME ANYMORE OK - R0ger Jon3s (Right you are mate)
i much prefer s3x in the 4ss - B4rrister 0luwa
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:17 pm |
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I have to agree with Spudz.
a) He is bigger than me
b) He has sent me money WU
c) He says Bejasus a lot
d) Agree with his idea for adding a submit while pissed button on post a reply
Necroassassins kick ass
His avatar says it all IMHO
Santa fiddles with his sack whilst judging their assets. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:27 pm |
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WoW, I can't believe the indifference to Pastor Frank's Moon Cat, and what he is about to do with him. And his cruelty to Tits by refusing to feed them is shocking. This is what happens when people are addicted to video games. They stop seeing, feeling, and caring about real life. Someone in Texas get to PF's house, pronto, before he sends that cat into orbit in his Cat-O-Cannon Supergun, and starves that poor Tit to death.
And when Nanny put out a plea for warmth, you ignored her. You can curl up in fron of the fire over here Nanny, and I'll fix you some hot chocolate.
@-C- Post-Whoring does not increase your postcount, so I'm afraid you'll just have to post something worthwhile, or not, in another forum. You also have some bizarre confessions. You should really only discuss things like that with Pastor Frank. |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:18 pm |
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@ Chain: Yes!
@ Kate: It's almost a week now how much longer am I going to have to wait for them rubber knickers? |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:04 pm |
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@ Spudz
You have corresponded incorrectly your size requirements. The garment you requested would fit two african elephants and still have room for the odd rhino.
Also, and this causing me very much stresses, the code you supplied for WU is lacking several digits.
Please reply me prompt this speedy and with safely garantee with much reputibleness.
yours faithfully ect ect - Am keeping a shortened profile - peeps is calling names like forumwhore - I have certificate of genuine insanity to prove otherwise.
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:07 pm |
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Sizes, hey your ad said they were worn by 'hot swetish model' |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:40 pm |
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Well most people who are hot get sweatish, what did you expect? |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:33 pm |
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Just wanted to mention that I had a teacher by the name of Weiner, which basically is the German word for whiner.
Actually his name was quite fit...
On other news: It's 2:35 AM and there's only crap on TV... |
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"..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:17 pm |
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You know what would be a good game? Discworld hangman. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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| It's because that every nut that fell into our torrent was carried along and thrived on our nutrients, and was eventually filtered out by nature, leaving us with nothing but pure and natural spring water. |
Disagree.
It's the nuts that remain nuts due to the pickling effect of the free flowing Pimms that make eater the wonderful place it is.
That and a freshly powdered lotta. |
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Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:36 pm |
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@ Cy
I like the hangman idea
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@ Slap Ive got a whisky and ginger to keep me warm
and a cat
he's hiding from my youngest who found the cat santa outfit again
this was me enjoying the fresh air last week, in warm and sunny Scotland
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:21 pm |
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^^^ Nanny, How YOU doin?
no matter the weather, I'm pretty sure I could warm you up........ |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:12 am |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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