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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:19 am

that must have been interesting dinner convo. Where I go to school there are alot of nigerian's im afraid to say anything around them because they might know a lad who has been baited and now they know where I am in real life. I don't think anybody knows about me baiting. The know I prank call people in Africa though but thats about it. hah

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:22 am

Many of them want to know what baits I'm currently running and if I have any new trophy pictures.

You know what? Go ahead and wake our lad up. Just mumble something in a language he doesn't understand. I think it's around daybreak where he is so it's time for his lazy ass to wake up.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:24 am

who is your char I will tell him to e-mail you

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I coach a college debate team. Every debate practice opens with a lad baiting update. My students love it. In fact. our team motto, our chant before every debate round is 'chop that dolla!'

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:36 am

Let him know he needs to contact . He knows the address, I just think he can't afford cafe time any more. Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:58 am

Ok SSA and fellow listeners here is another pretty good one.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/tjn4nmgmj5t/Lad Call 3.mp3

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:10 am

Lad sounds like he needs sleep, or coffee. He wants to go home so bad. Laughing

That's such a good call.

Are you based here in the US? I'm guessing West Coast, Cali perhaps?

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

I will gladly send D4n some money via WU. He need only check his e-mail and I will WU him some funds. If the esteemed reverend will allow it.

How about this e-mail (assuming he can check e-mail):

Quote:

Brother Dan,

I hear that the transfer of our donation has yet to go according to plans. Can I send you some money to help easy your stay in Abeche? Our work is the Lord's work and I wish to ease your burden.

In Christ,

RJM

I can drag him out a few days and make him visit the cafe a few times. God knows that I can screw up the transfer more than once.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:18 am

nope other side of the Us.

East coast

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

That phone call was pretty good did he email rev roberts after?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:36 am

If you get a chance to make further phone calls, I'd like to get more information from Dan about conditions in Abeche -- where is he staying, what's the weather like, are the conditions very hash, is he stredded, where can you water your camel, and so on. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:36 pm

Looks like our lad finally had the chance to break away from the thrills in Abeche:

Quote:

Dear ,

Greetings in the name of the LORD, i have been in Abeche for the past one week plus now, waiting for timthy. frank called me and told me that tim had an accident,is just a pity. the foundation has sent their get well quick to him. Tim told me to come to camp 10 at geniena. You told me that tim and terry are waiting for me in abeche, why are they telling me to come to geneina now that i am in abeche alrady.

This foundation does not travel to anywhere to collect money because it is against the regulations of the foundation since the foundation traveled to SouthAfrica, England and Astria on three diferent occations without comming home with any money, but because of how you assured us to go that they will give us the money was why the foundation asked me to come to abeche, but uptill now i have not seen them.

I will be here uptill monday, if i dont see them i will start going back to Nigeria. I will tell the foundation that Sacred Hearth does not want to give us any money because i have stayed more than the foundation budgeted for me to stay here.

Call me or send me text message on +23480xxxxxxxx

Thanks

Snr financial officer

I wonder how he's going back to Nigeria? Perhaps he has money I'm not aware of.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:51 pm

What a loser Evil or Very Mad

Adamu was there for 100 days and he complains after one week. Let's see if he really makes it back to Nigeria...

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:19 pm

Quote:

the foundation traveled to SouthAfrica, England and Astria on three diferent occations without comming home with any money

I so much wish to believe this is true .. If he makes it back to Nigeria, the next trip may be planned I guess. If he traveled 4 times, there's also possibilities for a 5th .. this guy must be loaded with airmiles Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:31 pm

"Suzanna" got the same message:

Foolish, stredded mugu, in hash conditions, wrote:

Dear suzanna betencourt,

Greetings in the name of the LORD, i have been in Abeche for the past one week plus now, waiting for timthy. frank called me and told me that tim had an accident,is just a pity. the foundation has sent their get well quick to him. Tim told me to come to camp 10 at geniena. You told that tim and terry are waiting for me in abeche, why are they telling me to come to geneina now that i am in abeche alrady.

This foundation does not travel to anywhere to collect money because it is against the regulations of the foundation since the foundation traveled to SouthAfrica, England and Astria on three diferent occations without comming home with any money, but because of how Reverend assured us to go that they will give us the money was why the foundation asked me to come to abeche, but uptill now i have not seen them.

I will be here uptill monday, if i dont see them if i dont see them i will start going back to Nigeria. I will tell the foundation that Sacred Hearth does not want to give us any money because i have stayed more than the foundation budgeted for me to stay here.

Please give connie this email address to resend the parcel tracking number to the foundation ok

Call me or send me text message on +XXXXXX

Osuoha Uche Nnaemeka
Snr Financial Officer

Looks like the package has been on his mind! Is it the two computers or the cheque for USD50,000? Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:46 pm

Sadly, there appears to be a problem with the package...

Quote:

Dan,

I checked the status o
Connie

With any luck, our lad will repack his bags and head to Cameroon post haste if he makes it home, which is not assured.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:48 pm

The ladies recieved the same email from D4n (0uch3). almost word for word. Curious that he does not want some case to go up to abeche to help him get his hands on the big package. D4n strikes me as being a pretty careful guy. I wonder if he has his return trip cash planned and paid for already.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:18 pm

That parcel location takes him back, closer to home. Can we move it to say, Khartoum? I do not want him getting any closer to getting home or out of the hash conditions there in the desert.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:03 pm

Connie just had it forwarded to Khartoum, since Timothy is there (he's still there, right?).

Quote:

Hi Dan,

I just spoke to Suzanna, and the package has been forwarded to Khartoum, Sudan since that is where Timothy is. Please contact the Parcel Direct people and tell them when you can pick the package up.

Blessings of the Lord on you,

Connie

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:20 pm

Excellent, excellent. Now if we can just make a "Wanted" poster to send to a few fax machines in Abeche, just to make sure he doesn't get home for Xmas.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:28 pm

I didnt get an email, my link to the church was thin as it was, which is good . . . he has forgotten about me. When you guys are done with our toy can I have it to play with. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

I just got home from work any one hear anything new??

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:08 am

Not so far. Still waiting for him to email me back. I hope he stays there until he dies.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:29 am

Wright B Hindyou wrote:

If you get a chance to make further phone calls, I'd like to get more information from Dan about conditions in Abeche -- where is he staying, what's the weather like, are the conditions very hash, is he stredded, where can you water your camel, and so on. Very Happy

I will ask with the next phone call whenever SSA wants me to call back

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:16 am

@HaveFaith: Since Frank is on his way to Abeche of course he also wants to know:

- Is it true there's so many gorgeous women living in Abeche?
- Is he getting any over there?
- How were last week's national holidays celebrated?
- What are the local drinks and food? Does he enjoy these? Are the restaurants any good? Which one has most Michelin stars?
- Can he describe his current stress level on a 1 to 10 scale
- Which hotel does he recommend in Abeche
- How many cyber cafes are there, and where are they located? Do they have broadband connection fast enough for you to stream youtube video's?
- Why hasn't Dan, his financial officer, checked his 'foundation email account' for weeks? Has be been in touch with Dan at all?
- Did he plan his trip back to NG yet, and how?

Laughing

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