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Master
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:48 am |
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I have started to send this out to lads spare lads in my catcher accounts.
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Im sorry but i cannot help
However you may be able to us. I am searching for people from all over the world to be a part of "w0rld f1ght c1ub"
Applicants who successfully pass the initial round will receive a $25,000 payment plus a monthly payment of $10,000 for a one year period. this will then be reviewed at the end of the 1 year contract.
If you are interested or know of anyone who is interested please let me know. please make sure the subject heading is "w0rld f1ght c1ub" so i can easily identify applicants.
hope to hear from you soon
H4ns V0nburg3r
CEO
W0rld F1ght C1ub
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a gentleman who is in the loans business has taken an interest.
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I WILL LIKE TO JOIN PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAVE TO DO AND IF I AM GOING TO MAKE ANY UPFRONT FEE
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application form sent plus a few rules of payment
fingers crossed i will get a few that comply so i can pit them against each other in the ring to fight for the grand prize. |
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MarcoLPantani
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Dec 2008
Posts: 62
Location: Your Mother
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:52 am |
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I'm liking this idea,
get a guy that like's the idea of himself being a refferee, get a number of fighters lol. Send em to the same place, get them to fight, get a guy to take some photos and send em back, and all for the promise of big cash prizes, even if they lose their fight lol |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:12 am |
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"Ladfights" - an internet phenomenon in the making
How cute that one even offered to pay a joining fee - perhaps he should save his money to take him to the first match? |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:25 am |
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You could have them meet in the lobby of the Golden Tulip in Accra for their pre-fight screening and that will be where they get their pre-fight $1000 stipend. |
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Master
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:26 am |
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they need to send the application video before they will fight other contestants. it must be a minimum of 3 minutes. consisting of 1 minute of them talking about themselves ( i.e like the actors in wrestling talk it up)
then one 2 minute round of them in the ring.( they will of course need a partner to beat on(or beat them) who can also apply with the same video meaning they get 2 payments.
I may be a little premature in posting this but hopefully it works. |
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Otterfan
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:49 am |
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Master wrote: |
a few rules of payment |
What's the first rule of payment of W0rld F1ght C1ub? |
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dr stephen williams
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:18 am |
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After initial screening, I suggest sending them up to Simb@ $@fari Camp for the filming.
This Fight Club is a brilliant modality! |
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Wright B Hindyou
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:18 am |
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I WILL LIKE TO JOIN PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAVE TO DO AND IF I AM GOING TO MAKE ANY UPFRONT FEE |
He's obviously heard about that thing going round the Internet called 'advance fee fraud' |
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Master
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:39 am |
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I think he has his wires crossed and is talking about the fee being paid to him. |
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You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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JumpinJayJay
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Master
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:38 am |
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no dont
it will be the same lads i have sent it to already.
you may scare off the one that has already had a bite
so do not send it to Ch4rles N4tely the loan guy |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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manbiteslion
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:55 am |
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Hmmm this thread breaks the first and second rules of Fight Club... |
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SlapHappy
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:54 pm |
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@Master - A see a video goldmine here... |
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MarcoLPantani
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Joined: 09 Dec 2008
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:18 pm |
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Tell half it's fake fighting the other half, its no rules, and get a fake fighter to fight a full on fighter, lol, funny to see the look when he gets smacked one in the face without expecting it lol, or is that too cruel |
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Master
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Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:46 pm |
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I have another looker.
it is good to see there are some lads interested.
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Perhaps i have have a brother who is a force man and willing to become a member to you how and what does he have to do to become a member of yours.
Charles |
chucky soludo will be the main attraction. Well his brother anyway.
hey we get to find out what chuckies brothers name is.
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Er1c M00re is also interested. that makes 3 |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Opps I crapped my pants
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:01 am |
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manbiteslion wrote: |
Hmmm this thread breaks the first and second rules of Fight Club... |
Rule number one of w0rld f1ght c1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d F1ght club.
Rule number two fo w0rld F1ght C1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d f1ght C1ub! |
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A SKYHOOK
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:08 am |
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can we buy tickets on line to the club that carnt be spocken about because of rule 1 and rule 2 |
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Justin Bieber
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:32 am |
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The Rules of Fight Club.
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
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A SKYHOOK
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:38 am |
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is it true there is no spectaters only a camra man to the club that carnt be talked about and what does he have to do to get the job |
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dr stephen williams
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:56 am |
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Tell them that a big time hollywood producer and fil crew will be there, that they need only 30 guys to apply, and out of that, only 4 will graduate and get tom go to Las Vegas for the big fight.
This idea is wicked |
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Master
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:59 pm |
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looks like brian will be competing in the junior division
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Dear Hans (C E O W0rld F1ght C1ub)
Thanks for your email; I am very delighted for an opportunity offered to me. Well, I may be interested to join your club but I want to know if there is age limit.
According to email my Sister sent to you, she is looking for an assistant, as a matter of fact, she needs to invest in your company and for my education. But since you are offering me another opportunity, I do not know how we will go about it. I am still very young for fighting and I need to have a good education before I can start up a career.
So, please I would like you to suggest and at the same time inform us if you can assist us because I am seeing this offer as reciprocal, which is “mutual assistant”
Looking forward to hearing from you
Regards
Brian
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Dan is also interested
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PLEASE CAN YOU TELL ME IN FULL DETAILS |
but a little wary. |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!!
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Donato
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Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:02 pm |
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Just a horribly wicked thought-how about getting lads to 'throw' fights to make vast amounts of money for far eastern betting syndicates-of course the lads 'may' get a cut. |
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ChainYanker
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:49 am |
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Opps I crapped my pants wrote: |
manbiteslion wrote: |
Hmmm this thread breaks the first and second rules of Fight Club... |
Rule number one of w0rld f1ght c1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d F1ght club.
Rule number two fo w0rld F1ght C1ub.. No one talks about W0r1d f1ght C1ub! |
That's why you l33t it first. |
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manbiteslion
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:18 am |
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Hands in the air if you've seen that wonderful episode of Spaced...
Spaced, quoted badly wrote: |
The First rule of Robot Club is you do not talk to anyone about Robot Club
The second rule of Robot Club is you do not talk to anyone about Robot Club
...no wait...
The second rule of Robot Club is No Smoking |
What a great show that was |
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TheBarSteward2
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Joined: 04 Jun 2008
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Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Brilliant bait modality
Don't forget to mention that the top fighters will not just get to fight in Vegas, but they will also get a full work permit to allow them to fight/work.
Of course, they'll have to fill in a visa application form or two. Alongside a nice long Fight Club application form while they are at it. |
_________________ I'm not a newbie! Long time straight-baiter, I just don't come here that often, and usually forget my account details when I do. |
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