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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:20 pm

I sent him a messege saying,

Mr. S
We have a problem Bertie offered me 100,000 dollar checks at a 50% share I dont know what to do?

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:31 pm

Even though he hates me I think I'll send one off too..
I've been wanting to mess with him without burning him.

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:45 pm

I googled his email addy. Turns out he was taken care of adequately in the mass abuse thread before as well .. I think he misses that a little. I just received my third serve .. I think I'll throw in a fresh character too ... Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:52 pm

Quote:

Yes take it and send it to my agent in Nigeria, Ill give you the address to send it to....Tell Bertie hello

WHOAA Im a little puzzled as to this.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:26 am

Quote:

F*** YOU A**HOLE BURN IN HELL, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY F***IGN STUPID, IM COMING TO SEE YOU TONIGHT!!

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:36 am

First this in: (Im an Nigerian immigrant guyman living in the states)

Quote:

You wanna be, all you Nigerians are stupid, ugly and smell like shit, just wait and see, you never know who knows who little boy, i hope you are ready, just remember i warned you, what ever happens, happens, email from now until eternity i will not respond....

Guess what: he DID respond. But now I'm really starting to worry

Quote:

NO ASSHOLE I JUST GOT A FIX ON YOUR LOCATION, I'LL SEE YOU SOON, GOOD LUCK EMAILING ME GOAT

.. which of course I did .. several times ... Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 15

That's funny, Dutch. I got this:

Quote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WE HAVE MAILERS ALL OVER THE WORLD, WE IN NIGERIA ARE KINGS, AMERICA MY ASS, TRY LAGOS BERTIE OR EVEN AUSTRALIA, OR MAYBE SOUTH AFRICA, LETS PLAY CAT AND MOUSE, SHALL WE BRODDA

I like how he thinks I'm Bertie...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, he still loves me, and thanks to all of you jokers I've struck it rich!

Quote:

Agnes for a piece of hot p*ssy like that Ill send you three cashiers checks totaling 130,000, please hurry and get back to me lover.. I cant wait to talk to you also give me your phone number or the number to the internet cafe....

Thanks Baby Love You K

For some reason the thought of Bea Arthur in an Internet Cafe makes me snicker.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:23 am

He hasn't responded to my previous address so I tried with a new one. He really doesn't like Bertie.

Quote:

Hello you can send me a picture of you sucking Berties c*ck..........I will kill that motherf*cker when i get my hands on him and as for you, you suck c*ck, you like <slur> c*ck

Merry Christmas to you, too! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:29 am

WOW this lad is a sig line MACHINE!!!

EDIT: He is mad I tried a little sucking up lets see if I can get back in his good graces my lord gomer you sure know how to stir the pot

and I am not gay so I refused Mr. S offer

Quote:

WHY DONT YOU S*CK BERTIES C*CK, I BET HE WILL SCAM YOU THE FIRST CHANCE HE GETS ASS*OLE

and this as well

Quote:

BECAUSE YOU HIM AND BERTIE COULD F*CK EACH OTHER IN THE A$$......

I don't know who Him is yet im still working on that.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:30 am

The lad is very quick with the threats and very unstable. I am sure he is/was from Nigeria but now in NYS. His ideas concerning sex are very Nigerian. Women are always virgins who marry and never ever look at another man. Threesomes are only ever two women and one man. He is dead keen on incest and beastiality. Women faint from pleasure during intercourse. He is tediously dull, repetitive, tiresome and cranky. He also drops in information about other clients/characters. Last night it was threats and tears and frustration from him. I slapped him and belittled him.

I am now a B3rt13 girl. I let the lad know that B3rt13 knows and has found out loads about him, but that I would never betray B3rt13 or tell the lad anything.

He sends a final mail:

A message to B3rt13 - ASK BERTIE IF HE WANTS TO WORK WITH ME, I GOT HOLD OF CASHIERS CHECKS, TELL HIM TO EMAIL ME...

Laughing

What a tragic ending. Wink

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:47 am

My new character isn't doing much better than the former one .. Totally out of the blue

one fraudstrated mugu wrote:

FUCK YOU *DELETED*, I HOPE BERTIE IS PAYING WELL, BACAUSE YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIVES.....ILL KILL YOU, RAPE YOUR WIVES AND CUM IN HER FUCKING MOUTH, ILL FUCK YOUR DAUGHTERS, KILL YOUR SONS, FUCK YOU ALL........

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:14 pm

I'll be back to baiting in a day or so, but another tack you could try with this dimwit is to tell him you have an operation that collects these counterfeit cheques and then you have a perfect way of feeding them into the system to earn 100% risky free.

Tell him you just hit the $200,000 mark today and are negotiating the purchase of a brand new Ford Mustang and are looking out for a pad overlooking the sea.

Tell him you can get enough cheques free to live like a king, but if he can send you a box full of good quality fakes you'll consider sending him a thousand or two, but none of the crap he's already sent you.

If his brains not stredded yet, it will be soon.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

He dropped me b/c I wasn't being cooperative.

I just told him this morning that he's like all the men I know -- quick to pull out when things don't go their way. I then mentioned something about the size of his penis.

Let's see what he has to say. Wink

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:13 pm

Bertie was accused of stealing his money. so I think I'll play with that angle.

sent this to him just now

Quote:

Mr Strlker

I apologize for my delay in contacting you. i have picked up the package yesterday, but on my way home, I saw someone in a black SUV that I think was following me.

Do you think someone might try to steal our money? Now that we are partners, I should take it seriously to protect our money. I decided to go today and buy a gun to protect our business.

I will email you when i return.

Jack

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:32 pm

I was fired because the front desk security guard ripped off the mail, then he wrote back and gave me a second chance-

Quote:

Okay ill tell you what, ill have a client send you a check for 1000,….blahblahblah

I thought everything was OK so I didn’t write back. These are all the emails one after another I woke up to today.

Quote:

Sorry Moe I changed my mind........Take care

Quote:

WHY DON'T YOU SUCK BERTIE'S C*CK AND SWALLOW HIS C*M, HE'LL PAY YOU MORE THAN $1500. STUPID F*CKING WHORE

Quote:

YOU ARE SO F*CKING STUPID, YOU DONT VEN MAKE SENSE IN YOUR F*CKING EMAIL, STUPID MOTHERF*CKIGN BITCH, IM COMING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR KIND..... BE CAREFUL AND WATCH YOUR BACK

Quote:

WHY DONT YOU SMOKE WEED WITH GUARD AND SWALLOW HIS C*M, MAYBE YOU WILL GET SOME BRAINS

Finally, I'm starting to like this guy. Twisted Evil

I wrote back and said good luck with the Crack habit.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I think I angered him. Three messages all within one hours time.

Quote:

Agnes don't forget to tell Bertie hello,, okay baby, when he suck your c*ck and you suck his........

Quote:

You must think i am a fool, if you really are a old hag, you are f*cking disgusting, no man in his right man would f*ck you,
2. You sent a pic of a lady from the TV show golden girls.
3. Your address doesnt exist.
4. You have been f*cked by a professional f*cker.
5. No young girl would f*ck you if you really look like the pic you sent me.
6. You, Bertie and his crew are really f*cking stupid.
7. I monitor your email IP address and each time you send emails from diff computers, most likely internet cafes. (Yes, he is full of crap. Yes, I am using gmail)
8. Bertie will use you and dump you.
9, You had no intention of sending any money from the check.
10. You are just a old hag.
11. No man would want you.
12. Now let me show you a trick, email me and see what happens..
13. Go and let Bertie suck your c*ck bitch.
14. If you did cash any check, you will be arrested, because we will report it stolen, you are a bitch ass c*nt little asshole, i bet your old c*nt smells.
15. For Christmas you are not getting anything but a jailbird next to you.
16. Enjoy jail mother f*cker........

YOU HAVE BEEN F*CKED OVER ASSHOLE.................

F*CK YOU AGNES

And finally

Quote:

F*CK YOU AGNES F*CK YOU , YOU OLD PIECE OF SH*T, YOUR P*SSY STINKS, YOUR MOM WAS A WHORE, I F*CKED YOUR DAUGHTER, ILL HUNT YOU AND YOUR CREW DOWN AND KILL YOU ALL, I HOPE BERTIE IS PAYING YOU ALL GOOD, BECAUSE YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE....

I don't think he is very happy with me. Well, I guess it's time to come clean and let him know that I am ripping him off on behalf of the "network." Maybe he would be interested in joining up?

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:59 pm

I think its time for this lad to get a taste of a mass insult bait?? don't do it yet im just throwing it out there. He would have a fun time replying to thousands of hate male from real scammers every day Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

His words, not mine (I edited the particularly offensive part):

Quote:

FUCK YOU AND BERTIE, YOU CANT HANDLE MY DICK IF YOU GOT IT BITCH, GO AND FUCK SOME NI**ER COCK JUST LIKE MINE, COME TO NIGERIA AND SUCK MY COCK, ITS LIKE 11 INCHS

"LIKE 11 INCHS" as in "nearly 4". Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ He told me it was 9, then got rather insulted when I told him it was small. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:23 pm

Well he's currently ignoring me. I was hoping to draw some interesting insults.

I sent him a very military mail telling him the rules of engagement and giving him a non-existant ex-servicemans club in Belfast. And details of a non-existant Cayman Islands account that wouldn't ask any questions.

If there's nothing by Tuesday. I'll treat him as burned and start sending "B3rti3 was right about you" emails from a few different accounts.

I had a special Northern Irish/@fghanistan/Ir@qi/Wash1ngt0n hell planned for this one.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:25 pm

what have you all done to this lad. I had a perfect business opportunity with him and he sends me this.

Quote:

YES JACK THATS THE GUY THAT FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT, I THINK IT MUST BE BERTIE, JACK SUCK HIS COCK, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE COCK

maybe he is out of medication?

my reply

Quote:

Mr Strlker

I do not understand your email. What am I supposed to do with your money if i do not have the transfer details?

Jack

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:57 pm

^ ^ What have you all done to this lad?

I blaim J@yh@wk for strutting his hot p*ssy.

I certainly haven't noticed anyone else not taking the lad’s business propositions seriously or for that matter not treating the lad with all due deference or not going the extra mile to ensure the lad’s transactions are successful.

Shocked

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:33 am

I'm back - and I can't let you all have all the fun so I just sent him this

Quote:

You will be aware by now that my colleagues and I have found a perfect way to benefit from the counterfeit cheques you issue.

We collect them all and have a special way to put them through the clearing system using special agents who can guarantee to pay me the full amount of the cheques.

It is a fantastic deal and I have today collected my brand new Ford Camaro which is in signal red and drives like a breeze. I should be able to purchase my dream condominium overlooking the Gulf of Mexico early in the New Year from the money I'm making.

I would ask that you keep sending these cheques out to me, and if you can improve the quality and send me a box full of 1,000 I promise to send you a payment of $1,000.

I must point out to you that I can get these cheques from other people and eventually plan to make my own forgeries of a much higher quality than the crap you provide.

If you plan to meet my demand, let me know, otherwise you are of no use to me and need not bother me with your silly rants and childish mails.

I am in business to make money and if you can't compete I suggest you sleep on the sidewalk and pick food out of garbage cans to save from starving. The rich and clever rule the world and the smart guys learn the smart ways.

Best Regards

Let's get him working through the night printing cheques. Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:37 am

gomer Ford Camro? ... doesn't exits unless im having a rere moment again.

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