Feeding a lad a charity scam script - Shatner's what??

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Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:50 am

Following on from this thread
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=153423
iMike and I seem to have a candidate for dumbest n00b mugu in ladland (which considering the strength of the opposition is no mean feat). I'm currently mentoring the lad into trying to scam my charity (The 5unshine 5ociety) out of half a million dollars that I as the corrupt donations manager will split with him. I fed him the following script and told him to mail it to the charity.

All he needed to do was fill in his "Bishop" name (50% - he missed the first one) and make up a new address (failed - still sending from his "Barrister" address)

I did tell him to feel free to use the script in his future scams... hope he does because this is what he's sending...

Quote:

DEAR CHARITABLE FRIENDS
I AM {your name here} AND I AM THE PASTOR AND PRIEST IN CHARGE OF THE CAPRINOPHILES ORPHANAGE LOCATED IN UMBONGO IN THE CONGO. WE HAVE MANY WINDOWS AND ORPHANS HERE WHO ARE IN DISPARATE NEEDY STATES AND DESPERADINGLY NEED YOUR HELP. AMONG THE CONDITIONS THESE CHILDREN ARE SUFFERING ARE:
* BABY GIRLS WITH PROSTATE CANCER
* RAMPANT PRIAPRISM
* CHRONICK ZOOPHILIA
* HIV AND FeLV
* ABJECT ACUTE TRIBBLE SYNDROME (AATS)
* INFECTIOUS SHATNERS BASSOON
WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF MEDICINES, CLOTHS, NAPKINS, CUTLERY AND OTHER TABLEWARE, MOPEDS, WINTER FUEL, VODKA, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS AND FOOD FOR THE THERAPY OCELOT. ALL THESE THINGS WE CAN BUY LOCALLY IN THE MARKET SO WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS CASH MONEY. OUR POOR CHILDREN ARE BUGGERING FOR YOUR HELP AND RELYING ON THE BENIFICIENCE OF DONORS FROM RICH COUNTRIES TO LEVITATE THEM FROM THE PARLOUR STATE.
PLEASE CAN YOU HELP US?
Bishop Tom Robert.

(Edit - embarrasing mistake fixed!)