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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:09 am

Meet . He's not the brightest barrister but he's finally figured out how to properly attach a photo. I've been baiting him off and on since May and he has recently expressed a deepened interest in and wants to join the folds. He was really lousy about building a monument of faith and when he did, it was so poor, I didn't add it to my signature.

Maybe it was his snazzy clothes and stylish good looks, but we finally relented and allowed him to meet with our missionary in Abuja. Here's his latest message:

Quote:

Dear Brother Timothy,

I have successful attached the Picture of mine bearing the code ‘MONGEESE’, Please accept it because of our time. I will be wearing the same suit I used to take the picture on the day of our meeting for proper identification. So I want to know if you are going to come with a car ? What colour and number plate ? What kind of dress are you going to put on ? What time will be convinece for you ? But I will prefer 10 am on Wednesday morning. You can call me with this number on Tuesday night : xxxxxxxxxx, to know if I have arrive. If you have getting any mobil for Number, Please send it to me before Tuesday night.

Thank you so much for your understanding.

God bless you

I'm going to get him to Abuja, anything after that is a blessing. If anyone wants to assist with a call tomorrow evening his time, let me know.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:12 am

Can't wait to hear more... Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:15 am

Any chance you can then get him further north to Kano to spread the TWAT?

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:18 am

I'm sure I can arrange that. It's only another 213 miles. I'm sure he wouldn't mind it, especially if something were to happen and the money was left there.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:39 am

This lad does not have enough fingers and the ones he does have are damaged. Good luck on the safari.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:41 am

Perhaps when we finish with him, we can send him your improved photo. I'm sure he'll like it alot.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:31 pm

i wonder how many people he's already scammed to afford that suit? Confused

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:04 pm

Great! Where is he from? (a long way from Abuja?)

That's a nice suit indeed, make sure you ask him for another picture wearing the same suit at the end of this bait (in the not so near future I hope) We like to see the difference Very Happy

If he's willing to travel I think Maiduguri is also nice this time of year, and he will pass it anyway... on his way to N'Djamena and Abeche Very Happy

I mean Abeche is a bit like Mecca... Shouldn't every TWAT at least visit Abeche once in their life? (and better just go there first! )

Anyway, Good luck on this one. Hope you can keep him hooked!

Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:12 pm

He's from Lome, Togo. About a 450 mile trip. Of course this creep is taking a plane, he must have money.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:16 pm

I'm not sure if that suit could be any tighter. Perhaps make him travel in a tighter suit. Or, just make him travel in that suit. He'll certainly be uncomfortable.

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sir scam alot wrote:

he must have money.

Wonder how much the jewelry cost?

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:49 pm

No idea, but I wouldn't mind having a chain like the one he has. Laughing

He should be in Abuja today, supposed to meet Timmy tomorrow morning at the Sheraton.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:50 pm

Hmm, hope that nice doesn't get ruined when he has to keep the fish, eggs, and fruit in the pockets during the pilgrimage. Razz

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:48 pm

That suit was probably in someones closet, donated to goodwill when they died, baled up and shipped as refugee clothing, and this lad had seen to many 1970s movies, "Superfly", and all that.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:07 pm

Looking at the picture again, I'm sure the shirt was made from a couple of kitchen towels..

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:00 pm

Maybe you should ask him to burn that suit as a show of faith.... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:16 pm

Just got an email from the lad stating he has arrived. I shall let him know of my delay in Kano when I get home from work.

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:59 am

196.3.183.100 Lagos from what I see, but says he's in Abuja. Either he sent that before the plane took off or the dialup he's using routes through Lagos. I have no reason to believe he would lie about being in Abuja considering he's coming for money.

I'm going to tell him I am in Kano and can't get there because my ride didn't show up, something like that.

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:05 am

Did he bring the suit on the journey too?

It looks like something William Shatner would have worn in the 70s.

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:59 pm

Oooopppssss, seems like Timmy was in a car crash. He's ok but the vehicle was destroyed and the driver injured. Now Mustapha must travel to Madiguri to claim the money. Let's see if the greedy little mugu goes.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:36 am

Quote:

Wonder how much the jewelry cost?

It may not be gold. You can buy mountains of knock-off, gold-colored costume jewelry in street markets in places like Cotonou or Dakar and it's quite reasonable, maybe 4 or 5 dollars for a pendant and only a little higher for a chain. Perhaps you can ask him where he got his jools?

But I have to agree, what a snazzy dresser...stripes and checkers Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:16 am

The combination of the stripey suit, the checkered shirt, and the jail bars in the background are making my eyes dance. Shocked

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:23 am

Timmy was involved in a car accident on the way to Abuja. It seems he's stuck at the driver's bedside but he promises he will TRY to make it there tomorrow evening. The lad doesn't sound too excited about travelling further but if he doesn't want to go to Maidiguri, he can stay in Abuja. He's already off his travel itinerary.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:09 pm

Quote:

Dearest Rev. Benjamin,

To God be the Glory that at last I here from you with this promising e-mail, it teach me to still have faith and trust in God. I want to thank you for your kindness and effort towards me and the success of getting TWAT to come to stay in Lome-Togo, God will surely reward you for your good works. I will be waiting to see Brother Timothy today in good health. I have re-booked my Hotel in one of the local hotel close to Sheraton Hotel, I merely take a good meal since yesterday, so Please help me talk to Brother Timothy to make sure he come to Abuja this evening. Will I be meeting him by 10pm today or by tomorrow morning what time? I write to him this morning too.

Thank you so much for your help and understanding as a father, I appreciate it.

God Bless you

Mustapha

Looks like Timothy will be there by noon, tomorrow. However, I see someone spoiling all of that fun. I believe somehow, Timmy is going to be kidnapped but magically, the money is safe but just a bit further for the lad to go.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:10 pm

I have just informed our lad that Timmy has been kidnapped. Of course all of the money will need to be recovered, sounds like a job he will need to involve the police in. Problem is, will he go to the police in a country he is not familiar with and when they find out he is a scammer from another country, what will their reaction be? Probably not nice. We're not in Lagos.

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