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Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:10 am

Sammy got more fan mail:

[email protected]

Quote:

Suck ur mother's toto and go to hell while some guys like you are out there making!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can u see how ur skin looks like monkey Stupid Ewu.

[email protected]

Quote:

Hello!

My dear, if you know that you can not be able to do guy man, you batter stop this you are doing, as a citizen of Nigerian will are looking for money all over the country in the world, but what you are doing is work of Idiot, you can look for a job. And stop sending these foolish things that you are sending to people.

We have May mage at internet you can get one if you want.

Think about this..can you know that I can use this your telephone number to put you in problem in lagos. (Well, I certainly hope so.) Twisted Evil

Stop this you are doing.
I’m guy man and I have not made much money, and I keep on doing guy till I make much money I will come into Nigerian one day.

Please stop this is not that way ok.

Bye Chineoye, from Imo state

I had to send a dare back on that one.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:23 am

A response to yesterday's ASEM...

Quote:

Dear sir,
I read your email, but you know what try to be a man. Just see yourself little fool good luck.Please see yourslef as man fooool..............

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:04 pm

Seems Sammy is still alive. Sad

[email protected]

Quote:

Why are you doing this.i call the number you give to me and i was told that it was a set up.why should you set your friend up just for some foolish reasons.That is not good if really you did so.You should better stop it ok.I live in Senegal doing good and i will be at home for this Xmas's with my cars and opening of my building in Delta State.Come and let me teach you how to fish than to involve in such a dirty games
Chris

Oh well, guess I'll just have to send out some more. I'm sure Sammy is the laughing stock of Lagos.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 9

manbiteslion wrote:

Funny how these things come up (as it were), I've just spent the evening with a studio manager for a major UK adult studio, the big one in the West Country for officionados, they have at any time a dozen static sets with heart shaped beds and similarly classy setups.

Anyway I mention this as I know all legit studios will require
1) an STD certificate from within the last 3 weeks
2) a copy of your passport as proof of age and identity. They have to make the copy themselves so no trying to scan and send a photoshopped passport now Mr Scammer.

Of course a disreputable studio like Baiter Adult Romantic Films (BARF) will want other trophies too, like the video. They may also, later in the bait if they're getting bored, mention the fact that all male stars have to be bisexual to cater for both markets and that you'll need evidence of that too.

I'm such a twunt sometimes Smile

genius. pure genius. hahahaha
Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:58 pm

Altered the script ever so slightly to mention having anal sex with the lad's father being the recipient of such, uh, penetration. That went over really, really well.
Wink

I think Sam will be getting some more phone calls.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:01 pm

I wonder how long it will be befor Sam has to ditch his phone... Wink

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:43 pm

I decided to give Sam a quick call to see if his number is still working. I hope I didn't wake him up. Wink

He answered so evidently he hasn't ditched his phone yet. So anyone who wants to comment on his pictures should feel free to give him a ring at 2348074482181.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:45 pm

Sounds like our number should go out to even more lads. BTW, I got a G0m3r email to one of my fake lad addresses with the "Guyman na Gayman" attachment. I went ahead, added his information and sent it back out to a couple hundred more lads.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Dec 2008 Posts: 77

Can I please post one of those photos to s4m's facebook via a fake account?

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:10 pm

Sure, send me a PM and I'll send it to the address of your choosing. I warn you, it's pretty nastacular stuff.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:59 pm

I guess maybe Sam is getting a few calls. I just called again and he answered "WHO IS THIS?" instead of "hello?". He sounded angry and I hadn't even called him a bastard yet.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:31 pm

You should tell him you saw his email and wanted to know if his father wouldn't mind giving you some oral pleasure too. That should really work him up.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:01 am

sir scam alot wrote:

I got a G0m3r email to one of my fake lad addresses with the "Guyman na Gayman" attachment.

A lad sent it to you? Heaven be blessed! We've gone viral! The lads are baiting themselves, what a result, there's no better amplifier for misery than viral torture, and lad-on-lad action in oh so many ways Smile

And I'm slightly proud of the phrase "guyman na gayman", although the aptly named Nurse Nasty deserves the award for "most malicious photochop 2008"

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:09 am

Nah, it was a baiter no question about it. One of those ASEMs for all the lads to see.

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:04 pm

Shame, but I guess it goes to show what a vicious bunch of bastards we are :-%

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:00 am

A new round of emails have gone out with Sammy's name and contact info on it. Already a response:

<[email protected]>

Quote:

U *DELETED*, CANT U LOOK FOR A WOMAN TO FUCK???????????????? IDIOT. GOD WHO CREATED WOMAN TO BE FUCKED WILL STRICK U MAD WITHIN 3 DAYS
ASS HOLE

I think it would be really cruel and wicked to find a angry responder who also happens to have a Lagos IP and then filter all the future bounces back to his inbox. If the lad on lad pictures doesn't put him over the edge, the clogging of his box with the bounces from it may just cause him to do bad things to Sammy. Nope, too evil, can't do it. Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:18 am

Your post reminded me that I haven't woken Sam up to insult him since last week. I hope he appreciated the 4:15AM call I just made. But somehow he didn't sound like he was very appreciative. Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:22 am

You should get some recorded calls with him. Ask him about the 2 for 1 deal he's been offering for lads who bring their fathers. Twisted Evil

Every once in awhile, I find a lad I love torturing even more than the rest. Sammy is one of those special lads.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:56 am

@SSA: I've been ASEMing Sam's picture quite a bit. Maybe it was me who got to your fake lad account Embarassed

Anyway, I got an odd response to my recent round of ASEMs. This is absolute blatent proof that lads don't read the initial mail. My mail out had this phase alone and the guymen/gaymen photo attached:

Quote:

BRODAS, I LUV MEN. WILL U LUV ME? CALL ME.

Here's what I got back:

Quote:

Dear Sam,

Thank you i am very happy to see you agree to help me on this business transaction please if you have any question to ask me as we progress on this business please you are free to ask me.did you receive the certificate of deposit i send to you yesterday ? Today is public holiday here in Ghana because of the yesterday presidential election but tomorrow is not public holiday and i will go and visit the manager of the security company and when i return i will send you email of our discussions.

Lads, gotta love 'em. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:00 am

Let's find an angry responder from the Lagos area and then filtering our bounces to his inbox. A high rate of bounces would really cause someone to go off and want to do bad things to our lad.

I don't plan on stopping with this one until Juan rings him for two weeks straight and there's no answer.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:38 am

Oy, I just out a particularly vicious ASEM out of my fake lad account. Honestly, I can't believe I have it in me to say those things Embarassed

. Let's see if I can hook an angry one.

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:12 am

Great work, Sir Scam and Just Jane! Very Happy

I can't tell you how pleased I am to have some backup in this particular exploit (I can't call it a bait anymore since he dropped me). As I've said a few times, I took this lad very personally after he screwed over a friend of mine so the relentless abuse is gratifying. SSA is right, Sam is one of those special lads who deserves the worst we can throw at him.

I can't believe he hasn't dropped his phone number yet. Oh well, I guess I'll have to call him at 3AM tomorrow. Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:49 pm

[email protected]

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YOU LAZY FOOL YOU NO DEY SHAME? JUST LOOK HOW HAGGARD YOU ARE LOOKING. E BE LIKE SAY YOU GET SICKNESS FOR BODY. HERE NA NIGER, WE NO DEY DO THAT KIND OF A THING. GO TO AYILARA VERY CLOSE TO YOU AND GET THOSE ASHI TO FUCK YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU CAN'T TOAST A BABE

SHAMELESS MAGA!! YOUR MOTHER WILL SEE THIS STUPID PICTURE OF YOURS.

GO AND THROW JOB TO GET MONEY, XMAS DON REACH. LAZY MAN

He hasn't logged onto Myspace since September, otherwise I'd torture him there too. I am pumping out the maximum from the box on this every day I can. This last email came from Lagos but I still need one that really sounds angry with the lad before I start filtering all the bounces back to him. I have a couple high-level lads that would really not like that.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:38 am

Sent out 500 new solicitation emails, with a filter to send all the bounces to an oga's box.

See you in hell Sammy. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:51 am

Bah, I am not getting any Lagos lads responding. This in from the Ivory Coast to my G0mer account. Actually I think he was reacting more to G0mer chopping Sam's dollar than the picture:

Quote:

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL SO FAR ON EARTH

BETTER FOCUS ON MAKING YOUR OWN MONEY

PUNK ASS. YOUR MAMA DEY FOR VILLAGE DEY FUCK ALL THOSE PALM WINE TAPPERS, YOU DEY HERE DEY MAKE NOISE

DEAD VULTURE IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!

YOU GO FIT COLLECT MUGU MONEY?

PEOPLE WEY DEY COLLECT MUGU MONEY NO DEY MAKE NOISE. YOU MAKE NOISE LIKE AN EMPTY VESSEL

HE-GOAT

Today's ASEM specifically insults Lagos lads. We'll see if that hits the target.

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