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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:13 am |
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I have read and re-read the thread. He is indeed hopeless, lazy, boring and inept. No cheques forwarded nothing. He is half-assed at best.
The lad seems to be quite taken with Kate, he has sent a photo, which could be anyone from anywhere, claims to be 37 a single and successful businessman.
Kate will be out today shopping till she drops, poor thing, and is awaiting her dream hunky lovers' life story, his prospects, and which side of the bed he prefers to sleep.
The lad had better shape up because I am VERY demanding, but so far it is just lazy, dull and uninspired twaddle.
Have to go, the butler just "gonged" - breakfast is ready. |
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homie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2008
Posts: 15
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:05 pm |
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Dr Jan Itor is in.
I'm new at this and never done a cheque scam. What happens after the initial email? |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:03 pm |
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Hey baby sorry but i found this hot young 19 year old that wants me, i cannot f*ck you anymore but i still want you to take care of the $15,000 transaction, please let me know on monday if you receive the first check.. Take care of this really quick before the company sends it to someone else.
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Well, at least he's honest.
I sent him a nekid pic of myself to try and rekindle the romance. There are tons of nekid Bea Arthur pics out on the net. It's pretty scary. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
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PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:22 pm |
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My heart really bleeds for this lad. I know this hot 19 year old. She IS dynamite, but unfortunately his boring chat is driving her into other arms. Tonight, when she is good and ready, he will recieve an almighty slapping and will be given his marching orders.
Keep hold of the Bea pics. I feel he will soon perform a handbrake turn.
Romance - isn't it just fickle?
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high-seas-piracy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 77
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:23 pm |
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He came back with a reply that maybe I wasn't right for this job and he would keep me in mind for others.
MAJOR slap on the way, jackass. I'll teach you not to mess with a Gr3gorio3s! |
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Mr_Happy
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 130
Location: Manchester UK
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:24 pm |
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What the Hell!
I just slapped him for not speaking to me, giving me any cheques or scans of them and he replies with this:
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Hi sorry about that its just that your good friend Bertie cashed one of our checks and ran away.
Thanks anyway |
Bertie, you have some explaining to do. Give this man his money back
Shame on you. Shame!
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:50 pm |
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He didn't like my nekid Bea Arthur picture:
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Hi Agnes, i didnt like the photo, lets keep this only business right now... |
Is it something that I did? Will Bea Arthur ever find true love? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:39 pm |
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I asked him to send me a couple hundred checks for me to pass around at a 50-50 base. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:57 pm |
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Whatever you do, do NOT make fun of this guy's "member." He told me that he has 9 inches, and I told him that was small. He didn't like that. Nor did he like my offer to send him another nekid picture of myself.
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Agnes we have to get a better way of mailing you the check, i have this one client that thinks that im playing games with him, have you received the first check , please let me know and no thanks to the second picture, lets just keep this business, please... You treated me really bad and made childish comments about my c*ck, i dont need this, that is immaturity and from now on this is only business...
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I have sent UPS several emails telling them that they are attempting to deliver a package to an address that does not exist. So far UPS has not responded to me. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:04 pm |
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I was almost fired but HaveFaith vouched for me.
according to the tracking # he gave, the checks have arrived, or have they? |
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"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
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high-seas-piracy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 77
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:19 pm |
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Hi how are you, how do you know Bertie, well he is not as honest as you think, he took one of our company'e check and dissapeared with the money, anyone who he refered are going to be removed from our database, nothing personal with you but i am really sorry. |
Uhoh. Can I get a vouch? Or is this the end of my very short relationship with Mr. Striker. |
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high-seas-piracy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 77
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:47 pm |
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Hmmm. This guy is quick.
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trust me B3rtie is a scammer, we have lost so much money over the past couple of years you wouldn't believe, send me your address and i'll have my client send you a small check for $800 just to try you and then we will increase the payments, Thanks for your honesty and I do apologize for coming off rude before.. |
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HaveFaith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 270
Location: IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:45 pm |
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this lad is mad at Bertie |
_________________ x2
stop weasting your f*ck*ng time i know who you are
na your papa you want do wash wash, you be small boy wa dey lean g and e nor go pay you. fool
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:45 pm |
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My first ever scam check arrived today!
Pay to the Order of M@ureen D0gbreath for $1,500. |
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high-seas-piracy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 77
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:49 pm |
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What are we to do with these checks once we receive them? Is there some way to report the origin bank account or something?
Also, still looking for an East Coast drop address. Anyone got a spot available? |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:56 pm |
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As the checks are fraudulent, the originating (payor) bank account is not helpful.
With regard to this lad, it's best to just keep him spinning his wheels. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:56 pm |
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He told me that he has 9 inches??
Jesus wept, is that all, another slap coming his way from me.
I may be cute and hot and he wants to marry me and all that, but I have to draw a line somewhere.
Anyone bigger than me or having more facial hair just has to be dropped.
Bea, your prince awaits you. Can I be your best man?
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:59 pm |
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HaveFaith wrote: |
this lad is mad at Bertie |
Am I glad I denied any connection to Bertie, he actually asked me on the first reply |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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high-seas-piracy
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 77
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:06 am |
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And so stage two begins.
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M3l how old are you, I'm not hitting on you but there is a possibility i might be moving to the US soon and i was wondering if you were single, looking for a boyfriend etc. Do you have a pic, i could see... |
This guy is a CREEP! |
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HaveFaith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 270
Location: IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:53 am |
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Dutch wrote: |
HaveFaith wrote: |
this lad is mad at Bertie |
Am I glad I denied any connection to Bertie, he actually asked me on the first reply |
Maybe, I told him that I was good pals with bertie so this should be fun.
he is already considering me for the big assignment of a couple of 30,000 dollar checks |
_________________ x2
stop weasting your f*ck*ng time i know who you are
na your papa you want do wash wash, you be small boy wa dey lean g and e nor go pay you. fool
Free Pastor Frank |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:08 am |
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You guys get all the good responses.
I should set up a female profile and start over.
Right now he's talking to me about how he works 18hr days and need a vacation desperately etc etc. I almost feel as though I'm his therapist/frat brother or something.. |
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HaveFaith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 270
Location: IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:13 am |
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@ blah
Tell him you are a therapist and give him some " Stress reducing " Activities if you know what I mean and make sure you tell him to send pictures to verify his treatment
edit: added more |
_________________ x2
stop weasting your f*ck*ng time i know who you are
na your papa you want do wash wash, you be small boy wa dey lean g and e nor go pay you. fool
Free Pastor Frank |
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homie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2008
Posts: 15
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:01 am |
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As I said in an earlier post, I'm new at this and I have old mate emailing me now. He said he didn't want anything to do with people associated with Bertie, so I told him I no longer am as he ripped me off. He wants to know what work we were doing together.
I need some advice here to keep my story on track with the rest of you..
Cheers |
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HaveFaith
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
Posts: 270
Location: IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:05 am |
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you can go any direction you want, we are all just using bernie to get close to this lad, in all honesty and no offence to bertie throw bertie under the bus once your in, all that shows is that you agree with the lad and you then start to build trust.
you could maybe say that you were having berties home remodeling company remodel your basement and bertie required that you front him 35, 000 dollars ( big basement ) or what ever amount you so desire. and you paid him up front and he split will all of your cash. And now your looking for a little extra money because the economy is so sh*tty now that you decided to contact him in hopes of earning a little bit of extra cash on the side to re coop your losses.
take it where you want to go but there is an Idea for you.
edit spelling im brain retarted past 1 am. |
_________________ x2
stop weasting your f*ck*ng time i know who you are
na your papa you want do wash wash, you be small boy wa dey lean g and e nor go pay you. fool
Free Pastor Frank |
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homie
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2008
Posts: 15
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Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:57 am |
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Thanks HaveFaith. I took your idea and changed the specifics of it.
Whoever Bertie is, he now owns an architecture and landscaping business. |
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