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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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The wife lost 7 and a half pounds.
And already he has more hair than Bomb. A higher IQ than Jojobean. And is covered in less mucus than Irish. |
And will probably grow up like Harry, with JMR's sense of humour, and looking like the English Rugby team
Congratulations Slightly, another one to toilet train at the inlaws |
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Joined: 30 May 2007
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Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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You mean a squirrely offspring from that slight bastard??? 
Congrats Slightly.  |
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irishemigrant
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:28 am |
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She could have lost 300 lb of lard if she'd got rid of the Squirrel, but hey, whatever |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:42 am |
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Slight
I know I said this over in the other thread but I want to say again. Congratulations on the future baiter. Pass my condolences unto the SO, now she has to deal with two crazy squirrels. |
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lotta
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Joined: 08 Jun 2005
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Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:04 am |
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Congratulations to both Slightly and Mrs Slightly!!!
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:34 am |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:29 am |
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Life changes when this happens. Congrats and good luck to you and yours.
Oh ya, glad to see you got one past the goalie. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:37 am |
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Congratulations Slightly and Mrs. Now you will get even less sleep... but you will learn to type with one hand holding the new one. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:37 am |
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To the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree"
Oh nappy time, oh nappy time
It's time to change that dirty nappy.
Someday he'll do it on his own
But for now you're on your own
Oh nappy time, oh happy time
Don't forget a case of Pampers!
Congrats! Blessings to you, the Mrs. and the wee one. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:01 am |
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Thankyou guys!!!
I shall be going to get the screaming, dribbling mess from the hospital some time tonight to bring it back home.
Whilst I'm there, I'll pick up the baby too. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:05 am |
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Huzzah, what very effective nuts you have for such a tiny squirrel.
Congratulations, and I hope everyone is well.  |
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Ghost
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Joined: 26 Jun 2004
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:20 am |
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Congratulation Slightly
Is this your first? If it is then you have no idea what you got yourself into
It's super great being a dad. Take lots of pictures. Make sure he falls asleep happy and wakes up happy.
My son's first word was "dada" .Yes, I know it's just easier to say but he would say it for me
I'm not going to go into the sleep you are going to loose because that's part of being a parent. But you will be in for many years of happiness. |
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Spudz
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Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:29 am |
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WooHoo!!
Congratulations to the Outofits, in about 4 weeks time you'll need to change that name to Totally!!
I hope there'll be many special lads who'll share your joy with the screaming fits at all hours!!
as we say here... "G'wan ya good ting"
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Pachanga
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Joined: 04 Dec 2005
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:57 pm |
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Congratulations, Slightly! |
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Wright B Hindyou
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:20 pm |
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Congrats to the Slightlys.
Your child joins our wonderful community |
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JMRazor
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:23 pm |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:25 pm |
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Congratulations, Slightly. Enjoy your brand new shiny bouncing baby boy! |
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FrumpyBB
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Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:43 pm |
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Wow - when is he going to register here ? Congrats ! |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:44 pm |
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The wife lost 7 and a half pounds.
And already he has more hair than Bomb. A higher IQ than Jojobean. And is covered in less mucus than Irish. |
Now I may have got the wrong end of the stick here, but Slightly is married?
No! I meant to say:
Now I may have got the wrong end of the stick here, but Slightly is married to a man who is on a diet, hairy, clever, dry, and whom Strictly refers to as his wife?
OKAY! so its the 21st Century and we are supposed to put aside our predujices of old, and move on, accepting that same sex sex is not just acceptable, but is good. Same Sex marriage likewise.
So where does all the talk of children come into it?
Congrats to Strictly and Partnerand the little furry squirrel. |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:48 pm |
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^^ WTF? 
Totally hetero here dude.
Perhaps you're getting me mixed up with Jojo? |
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Donato
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Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:55 pm |
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Congrats.
Just remember when junior is bawling his head off and won't stop-there's always some mugu who would love to be awake too. |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:05 pm |
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so it wasn't 100% risky free
the lying little turds
congrats to the slightly clan  |
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i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:33 pm |
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Congrats, Slightly. |
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luckey
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:43 pm |
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Great news Slightly. I hope this doesn't make you go all soft and squishy. |
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