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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:06 pm

the lazy turd hasn't contacted me since he promised 30%.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

30%!! And just after I received this:

Quote:

Hi Mariah I could make it 20% no problem, please don't discuss you percentage with anyone.

Thanks
M Smith

Strange how his last name has suddenly changed....

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, I think he's fallen in love with me.

Quote:

Hi Agnes please let me know, we have a client ready that wants to send a payment of $9000 and i think you are the most trustworthy person that we have in our database right now, ( take that, you group of thieves!) i wish you were single i have a wonderful guy that would love to date you. lol

Talk to you soon
Best Regard
M Sm1th

Funny thing is, I am single. Imagine that! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:57 pm

Quote:

P.S. You have a great sense of humor

Ha ha, I'm the funny one! Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, Mr. Gomer lads always deliver. This lad is now trying to romance me. I sent him a pic of Bea Arthur and it got him all hot and bothered. He even told me that I look like one of the Golden Girls. We are struggling to keep our relationship professional.

Where do you find these lads Gomer? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:28 am

PAGING J@CK $P@RR0W

pm me asap Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:50 am

I'm an idiot magnet

- no offence to any baiters who speak to me (or used to speak to me). Laughing

Do anything you want with him - just don't harm his chickens (if he has any) Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Dec 2008 Posts: 77

M3lliss4 Gr3gori0es is in. Let's see what he says to an innocent college student looking to earn some extra holiday cash.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

GomerPyle wrote:

I'm an idiot magnet

Well, duh! He's already asking me for naked pics. I wonder if Bea Arthur ever did porn. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:30 pm

Quote:

Hi sorry about the delay, i receive so many emails , i must have missed yours

Looks like M@ureen D0gbre@th might make some extra cash for Christmas afterall. If he can get through all his emails.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Dec 2008 Posts: 77

Quote:

Sir,

My good friend B3rni3 sent me a note about a good opportunity to make some holiday cash. Is this for real?

M3l

Quote:

Yes it is, before I give you details, i need your age and where are you located...

Thanks
M $trik3r

Quote:

Mr. $trik3r,

Sorry for the delay in responding. It is exam time here at university and so you must know how really busy I am!

I'm 22, and I go to school in N.C. Please understand, I am reluctant to hand out my location without knowing who you are and what you are offering.

-M3l

Let's see what he thinks of a gullible college student. Best part is this email's password is soon going to be "leaked" to another scammer. Should make things interesting.

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:01 pm

J@CK SP@RR0w

Who is using that name?

pm me asap please.

We need to colaborate our stories Smile

or else were doomed lol Dooooooooommmmmeddddddd - Bender, Futurama

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Dec 2008 Posts: 77

Woohoo! I got a bite!

Quote:

Hi sorry about the delay, we are a large textiles company located in Australia, we are looking for agents in the U.S. to accept payment on our behalf for orders, the person collecting the payments cash the payments and take 20% and send the balance back to our clollections agent in the U.S.. Would you be able to do this, also we only need your name and address, no other personal info such as bank accs, ss# etc are required.

Thanks

I'm gonna ask if a PO box of a friend is acceptable. Being a college student, I don't have a mailbox, you know?

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:06 pm

Our boy moves fast-I like how he drops in the last question.

Quote:

Hi Ma ureen, my name is Michael, I will have our agent send you a check of $1500 at first and when you complete this deal you will receive another one immediately for $3,000, are you married?

My friends call me Moe D0gbreath and I'm 24 and single.

Quote:

Moe i only asked if you were married too see if you had someone else that was looking for employment, anyway thanks and I'll talk to you soon.

Feel free to mention my name if you need some work.

EDIT-Watch out HiSeas & Jayhawk

Quote:

Michael-
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean anything, I just meant I don't have a boyfriend right now.
I do know some friends who would love to earn some extra money. Can I have them email you?

Quote:

Yes and are you looking....lol puke

I'm single and thinking about moving to the U.S.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Great googly moogly. Gomer, you do attract the oddballs.

Quote:

Hi Agnes baby, I'm tracking your package online and you ahould receive it today, please get it cashed immediately because my company has another one for $9,000 to send to to you. Agnes you are a very sexy woman (I sent him a pic of Bea Arthur) ,I can't see why your ex wouldn't want to be with you, anyway lets get this deal completed and we would move on to better things.

Thanks

P.S. my c*ck is 9 inchs, u like that, do you swallow c**, you like it in your a** baby.

This lad is certifiably insane!

Meanwhile the UPS package that he sent to me has taken a unique journey.

New York (originating) to
Jamaica to
Louisville to
Ontario to
California to
Nevada

I have sent UPS two emails explaining what is going on, and how they will be delivering a UPS package to the middle of the desert. They have ignored me. Morans. The shipment currently has an "exemption" status on it. For some reason they can't seem to find (a ghost town with a zip code).

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Dec 2008 Posts: 77

Hmmm. Negative on the PO box.

Let's see if he goes for this.

Quote:

Sir,

I'm still interested and I think I could use my home address? I could use some extra money these days. Would my home address be acceptable, then I just get my folks to bring it to me?

-M3l

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:02 pm

Reading this thread I couldn't resist to try and crank up the percentage. I demanded 50-50.

Laundring Lad wrote:

Hi how are you, just to let you know the percentage you asked for is outrageous, make it 40% and we could work with you, let me know really quick.

Thanks

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:58 am

Still looking for J@ck Sp@rrow, Hey Gomer I asked our lad if I could send you the money. Smile

and you could be my authorized contact to him clapping

Edit: I had a freudian slip moment Smile

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:33 pm

My first bite. whoopeedoo. Need some cash for my annual Ski-holiday in February. My Father IS uber-rich, but I want to be a bit independant, as I am now an adult, allbeit, ditzy and dim, and want to make some money.

Am rather new to baiting, but IP has him NYS (flush!ng).

From his reply he seems reluctant to use (overseas) - WTF! He IS the one that is overseas. Anyway will fill him in on my family riches and Hottinger Swiss accounts and ask him to perhaps suggest another opening to make him rich (stressed more like) and me with something to do between attending the many seasonal elite bashes and balls and whatnots.

Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:13 pm

@Jayhawk

You might want to send him this ( I can send you the whole URL if you need a hot, unamended pic Wink

)

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:49 pm

I'll try to hop back on board this one, and I'm so glad you could keep him gainfully employed while I was away.

I'm no expert - but surely one of you could get this Bozo on safari to search for the Lost World of Atlantis or a diamond ring you dropped near some non-existent oasis deep in the Sahara Desert.

I think some Lads just like going on safari and this could be one. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Dec 2008 Posts: 77

OK he went for the parents address. Anyone got a drop address on the east coast?

I'm gonna stall by asking for specifics of the deal and amounts.

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:03 pm

A few e-mails from lad. But the penny must have dropped as I am playing as a young girl with very wealthy parents. He has transformed into a successful 33 year old businessman with an eye for a nice but naughty strumpet. Am playing him cool but interested lol. My first Christmas tease-a-thon. I think I hear wedding bells as well as Christmas bells. If it turns out interesting and amusing I will post, but you all must know how flipperty and demanding life is for us wealthy and priviledged types. AND the constant whirlwind of parties and balls does drain One so!

Christmas IS a time for giving (stress to the lads) Tally Ho!

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:04 pm

MusicMan, you sum of a birtch! I was haunted by nekkid Golden Girls last night. Whew, then came Maude. (Cough) He's asking for my pix, too, but how can I compete?

I'm getting Flushing, NY for his IP.

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:35 pm

He's ups'ed me 3 checks so far, unfortunately ups is fubar right now due to the holiday hordes, so alas, all three of my checks have been lost.

I have a 4th on the way on monday though. HOPEFULLY ups won't mess that one up.

This guy is horrible at what he does.. Rolling Eyes

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