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BluthBanana
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Joined: 16 Sep 2008
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:36 pm |
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Dear Sir,
I have a full length tragedy movie script title: RANKLE: Jones The Golfer.
It is a new idea, full of suspense and thrill. I need a production company
and financial investment into this movie production as it will make a
block buster.
Jones enjoy golf playing, hoping to be a professional golfer like Tiger
Woods. Professional golfers play in golf field, ours play at home. No
fucking son of a bitch will accept correction. The pride of what is yet to
be is a destroyer.
It is traumatic to live with nutty breed of human, all in the name of
family-hood. The traumatic experience of Ray over being alienated in the
family of five (5) and his emotional disgust over his parents good moral
negligence.
His erratic brother Jones gave him a blood bath, living his life-less body
after which he was in oblivious state. Ray is cast away and also an object
of mimic.
Hilda gave Ray a taste of love life which has been missing for years. I
love you mum because you hate me. Cassandra my sister is no different from
my mum Vera.
Jones finally golfed out daddy;s ''Kenny'' breath, as he was left to his
pool of blood. Jones life turn sour of no savvy as he committed suicide.
Those that bury mines indiscriminately will one day fall victim to mine
explosion.
There are golf scenes, fist fighting, snake scenes, club scenes, sex
scenes, drug scenes, Police shoot out, gangstar, hovercraft, Apache
helicopters and Belgian attack dogs.
The script is close to 100 pages.
Thanks for finding time to read through. Only get back to me if you are
ready for us to proceed with this viable movie production as partners.
Best Regards. |
If this is not re-education I give it high marks for creativity! I think my production company would like to see this movie get made... |
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JMRazor
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:45 pm |
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That has been around before ... not sure if it was on Eater or elsewhere ... a quick Google search shows it here.
It could be a just a lad begging as it's not likely to really ensnare victims.
I like how he covers all his bases however:
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There are golf scenes, fist fighting, snake scenes, club scenes, sex
scenes, drug scenes, Police shoot out, gangstar, hovercraft, Apache
helicopters and Belgian attack dogs. |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:41 pm |
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Rankle Jones!
That was my lad. He sent me the whole script and we even did a line reading together .
http://media.putfile.com/scene8-93
I finally ran out of ideas with him and the bait petered out, but I'm glad he's still out there to be messed with.
http://adventuresinscambaiting.blogspot.com/2008/05/rankle-jones-golfer.html
This lad is a joy, have fun with him!
I think his angle is that he wants to get a visa so he can come to the states, something like that.
He also has a few other "projects", including THE SCARY OF CALIFORNIA, THE TWO ADJACENT WORLD (a soap opera) and MY BOY FRANK.
I told him that I was going to help him as soon as my film, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People, made a profit, but unfortunately we did poorly on the festival circuit.
http://adventuresinscambaiting.blogspot.com/2008/08/rankle-jones-runs-into-unexpected.html |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:59 pm |
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Small world...he's written Rumbero's movie producer as well, about a month ago. I'm using Rumbero's character for anothe bait now and I just haven't gotten back to the nutcase again, yet. He was very secretive and wanted advance payment for his 100 pages... |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:07 pm |
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^ It seems he's gotten even greedier as time has gone on. He sent me the entire script for Rankle Jones without pre-payment.
I wish I still had it, but I deleted it off my computer |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:15 pm |
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There are golf scenes, fist fighting, snake scenes, club scenes, sex
scenes, drug scenes, Police shoot out, gangstar, hovercraft, Apache
helicopters and Belgian attack dogs. |
Michael Bay would probably be able to do something with that! |
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manbiteslion
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Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Sounds terrible, but this is my line of business so I'm happy to chip in suggestions if anyone wants to bait it (it's too close to my day job for me to want to - I get enough of this with real scripts!)
If you want a nice quick killer, ask him for the WGA registration number and a treatment. If he's looking for cash, get a copy of the budget/package |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:01 am |
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His last email had me rolling on the floor. Some of the same stuff you have, with added flowery, nebulous phrases:
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Good day. It is nice to hear from you. It is like I was left in the dark as I lost communication from both you and Mr. Newton Steven.
I have taught over everything and it may not be needful sending the script again as the year is almost gone. I taught having professionals in the industry will do the production a good with a possible production before the year runs out but it was not possible again.
With the level of the script now, I know producing it will need huge investment capital now considering a lot of needed equipments, more scenes and actors. The thrill of what you have is about 30 to 40% of the present state of the script.
The beauty of gold is not seen until it is refined and it become aesthetic for every one to desire and that is my work. I am not pleading for any company to produce my work because twincle, twincle little star still will be seen from a distance as its time comes. People don't know the value of what opportunity they have until they loose it to a less placed person to benefit massively from such a project. A lot of production companies run into financial crisis as a result of production of wrong scripts. They think getting a known writer who have made a mark will be the best, forgetting that these people a living in the shadow of their past glory 'success'. Movie viewers need ideas different from what they are bored of every now and then.
You never even consider the difficult of staying out of peoples reach most times to get this work done, I spend my money to get these things done.
Dr. Colbert has told me his company cannot continue with me because of finacial problems, so I am alone with my work without any other person attached.
There are snake scenes, club scenes, sex scenes, drug scenes, Police shoot out, gangstar, hovercraft, Apache helicopters and Belgian attack dogs.
When there is readiness for my work then we will proceed.
My good regards.
Mr. Onyema Emmanuel. |
This guy is crazy as a loon. |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
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Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:19 am |
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Awesome. So awesome. I hope that he's rethought making people pay to see his script because I would love to see that! |
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