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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:52 pm |
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This is the original TWAT. He is the Lad That Stole Christmas and the one who built the original pyramid. He has been getting ignored for quite some time now. He even knows about 419Eater.
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Hello,this is rev. omoruyi, i would like to wish a merry christmas to all the members of twat and especially all of the eater members. first of all may i use this medium to thank our amiable daddy in the lord the vision bearer of this great church rev. william u. phystem and his officaials for marking it posssible for me to be a minister under twat. may GOD almigthy not let your oil go dry,
daddy like you want to here me preach the gospel send me your phone number so that i will preach inside for your hearing if you have a specail topic indicate so that i will preach on it.
thanks rev. omoruyi irabor
move of GOD parish
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That's pretty good, but this was just too good not to post:
He did this of his own free will. I never once asked him for it. |
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Christ  Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:02 pm |
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That's hilarious. 
So he's a card-carrying huh? I'm guessing he hasn't quite figured out eater yet. |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:19 pm |
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BWAAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAA
Who said lads cannot surprise you? |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:24 pm |
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A true believer! Amen!!! |
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 - St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:28 pm |
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Praise the Lad... oops i meant Lord!!!  |
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Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:30 pm |
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At least he's the first with a sense of humor
Did you already send him a nice christmas-card, wishing him a good christmas and even better 2009, as long as he'll stop scamming? |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:42 pm |
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Bravo! |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:03 pm |
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:15 pm |
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| daddy like you want to here me preach the gospel send me your phone number so that i will preach inside for your hearing if you have a specail topic indicate so that i will preach on it. |
Now there's a candidate for notobescammed's Sunday radio show if ever I saw one !! |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:23 pm |
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Well that is indeed interesting. He will not have recieved a penny from you guys. But I wonder if he has rounded himself up a congregation and is using that to earn some sepending money. Classic stuff!! |
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Ab5olutD
DB Please!
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 445
Location: Chotisland
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:28 pm |
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Haha.
Wish him Merry Christmas from my parts |
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Firbuz
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 187
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:36 pm |
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Is he joking with you, or does he still expect some church funds “real soon now”? |
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“if you can not send the fee direct better stop this transaction. so that i can have peace.” … “No need i fill any form is stressful i will not do that!!!” —Barr. Donlad Williams
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:41 pm |
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I could send him a talking Christmas e-card for you.
One of my baiting characters sent this one to a lad:
http://www.bluemountain.com/view.pd?i=200232352&m=7323&vc=1&source=bma&sync=1 |
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"Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:31 am |
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Jojo, excellent, you clearly know how to play the line like any good fisherman! The next challenge is seeing if he'll preach anti-theft sermons, maybe you can turn him?  |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:40 am |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:43 am |
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Will great wonders ever cease? |
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x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:58 pm |
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For those unfamiliar with his original work, it can be seen here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96169&highlight=stole+christmas
That is one of the funniest lad trophies ever. YW and BW did a great job with that. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:45 pm |
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He just keeps sending pics:
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/ORIGINAL_TWAT/scan0007.jpg |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Slaw99
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 431
Location: Zeta-Reticulis
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:05 pm |
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^^
Not quite as cheerful as his first photo. |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:11 pm |
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Great stuff, Merry Christmas!  |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
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