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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:44 pm |
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This just in: I sent him a form to fill.
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Dear <my baiter name>,
Thanks for the form, i will do that when i come back. Am away on official assignment now.
thanks
D4n Nkw3rre |
What kind of assignment would that be?
Same satellite proivider IP |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:00 pm |
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My mail came in about 4 hours ago. IP 81.199.148.178 Gilat Satcom
Using whatismyipaddress.com I get the satellite provider, however it does give me a location: Maiduguri which is about 100 miles from N'Djamena.
Our boy is on his way! |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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mugu molester
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
Location: far from Lagos
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:35 pm |
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Shouldn't there soon be a 5imba S4fari Camp in Abeche with this many travellers going there? Brilliant work guys, let's see how long D4n will hang alongside Abeche's famous Hospital Road with an actual Internet cafe and all |
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NOW I NO YOU ARE A REAL SON OF A BITCH BORN BY A BASTARD DRUNKARD. - mr.Barry Uba
Note you did not send me any money and you are causing a big problem. - barrister Mus4 B3llo |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:13 pm |
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I just got this one two
81.199.148.178 |
_________________ Yes I know I spelled oops wrong. Please just leave me here to die alone.
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
X22
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE AND PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY SON TO CLEAR THE HOSPITAL BILL |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:20 pm |
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He mentioned being in the Sudan with all of the fighting and famine in his scam format. How funny is it that he is actually going to be where he said he was? |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:01 pm |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
He mentioned being in the Sudan with all of the fighting and famine in his scam format. How funny is it that he is actually going to be where he said he was? |
It will be halarious... Or at least to me. I am sure D4n will be laughing on the inside. |
_________________ Yes I know I spelled oops wrong. Please just leave me here to die alone.
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
X22
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE AND PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY SON TO CLEAR THE HOSPITAL BILL |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:12 pm |
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Good work!
Am I correct that he plans to go to D'Jamena and get on the domestic flight to Abeche? Did you tell him to buy a one-way ticket only, as he doesn't have to spent more money than necessary and the church will take care of everything. (as long as he can show the receipts)
If he doesn't get the flight he might as well find a driver and travel by car...
Anyway, I really hope he makes it to Abeche... |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:28 pm |
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Once he arrives in and before he starts to become discouraged it would be good to find out the route he took.
Domestic flight to Maiduguri?
Bus across the border(s) to N'Djamena?
Domestic flight to Abeche?
Or maybe he will just cross the lake. Lots of ways to sneak in I expect to avoid immigration and customs. He may be checking out his return trip since he will not want to take all that cash on the plane especially with the levels of security on international flights.
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"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:32 pm |
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Abeche is a relative paradise to Sudan, though Chad is pretty bleak. Chad has a lot of problems, but Sudan..... I think the mission may have had to head into Sudan. Sudan could well gobble up Dan.
Take a look at Abeche with google earth! Hahahahaah!
Nice to hear he is in transit!
I mentioned one of my character is going to Abeche with a cheque, as part of the mission. SSA, I will play that exactly as you want, so let me know how you would like me to handle it. He has not written anybody here (three characters). |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:47 pm |
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If we can get him to abeche, we can get to darfur. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:21 pm |
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Great work guys, my 1st Safari..I'm so excited!!!!! |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:19 pm |
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Safaris are so much fun. I only hope our lad enjoys it as much we do. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:52 pm |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:26 am |
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Perhaps we can get him to erect a cross in honour of Jesus' birth. The locals wouldn't mind, would they? |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:58 am |
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Just to show my support I made use of google maps on my phone lying here in my comfy bed with a hot water bottle on a winters night. I looked at Abeche (bigger than I thought), and such a simple journey from N'djamena, and it seems just so easy to hop the border into Sudan - no checkpoint I could see anyway...but I am tucked up in bed a zillion miles away I expect Dan would happily swap places in a few days time |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:05 am |
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No word from our lad yet. I got an email from him around 3:00 am my time (GMT+7) and he has been quiet the rest of the day. Looking forward to pulling his IP tomorrow and seeing Abeche come up.
Since I believe the little turd is really going to do this and has shown the initiative to actually go through with the dumbest mistake he has ever made, we need to see where we can get him next. I'd like to take him as far as possible but not far enough to stumble back into a place where he could be comfortable.
Ideally I can get him to Adre which is right on the border of Sudan and Chad. It's literally 400 meters from the edge of town as I recall. The border is actually a dried up river bed. I think his final resting place could be a little town called Geneina which I think is no more than 30 miles over the border into Sudan. From there, he can take this plane home:
Yeah that's what's left of their airport, perhaps the money can be in a vault under the runway, somewhere. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:13 am |
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If you think a phone call would help get him chasing his dream further away from home, then let me know. Assuming he has his cell with him. There's something about the voice of a broken yet hopeful mugu that warms my blackened heart. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:19 am |
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I'll keep that in mind and appreciate the offer. Bear in mind we've managed to do this without a single phone call so far but if that's what it takes to get him further up a dried river bed without a paddle, I'll definitely take you up on that offer.
Right now I'm playing this by ear. My plan I put together at work was to get him to Abeche and then something comes up where the missionary can't meet him in Abeche but tells him where the money is and tells him the combination to the vault. It's at the undisclosed location and he can go ahead and get it. Of course he won't know the area around Adre/Geniena but I'm sure a friendly driver can help guide him there, for a price. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:37 am |
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I'm sure a friendly driver can help guide him there |
Maybe the guy in the pic above.....
Tell Dan he needs to blend in for extra security and so travel by donkey is preferable. |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:09 am |
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When we get him to Darfur can I start the ethics thread
quietly sliping away, muahhhhh |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:13 am |
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It wouldn't be a good safari without an ethics thread. I mean, I've never done anything to start one of those, until now possibly.
I'm sure the first ladhugger should be around any minute now... |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:13 am |
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I was just thinking about Dan. I havent heard from him today at all. Sorta sad. Do you think hes thinking about me? |
_________________ Yes I know I spelled oops wrong. Please just leave me here to die alone.
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
X22
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE AND PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY SON TO CLEAR THE HOSPITAL BILL |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:15 am |
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I'm sure he's thinking about money, not you. Sorry nothing personal, just scamming. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:24 am |
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JBD is whistling while he waits for the first lad hugger to come screamin into the thread |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:28 am |
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Maybe it's because I'm not an unspeakable bastard pig like YW. Perhaps I come across as far more caring person. Then again this thread has about 140 more pages of fun before we catch up to the other one. I'm sure a lad hugger will be along soon.
Trying not to start my own ethics debate here. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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