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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:17 pm

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THEY ARE MISS MONALISSA AND MR CLINTON

most excellent combination

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:47 pm

Remember Michael, brother of Peter, that Frumpy spoke to when Peter was stranded in Cotonou?

He wrote to Jack today!

Lad wrote:

Hello Mr. Jack,
Good evening to you and I hope you are ok out there, sorry to interfere in this matter but I have no option than to just throw more light on it. But it cam to my notice that among all the colleagues that went to the seminar you hold in the month of October has been paid and it was on my brother (Peter) that has not been paid so I decided to ask you and to confirm if this is true, Sorry for asking because I am not a member or an employee in your Company please don't mind my interference on this matter, My brother has told me good things about you and I have tried more consecutive times to make sure I reach you on the phone through the number you gave on your website so that we can talk but to know all are vail. if you are in the power to hasten up my brother payment please do or tell the person in charge to do so, your Company is a reputable one and your name has gone far all over the globe and i quite commend that. if you don't mind can you give me a number which I can use to reach you directly? and here is mine +2348099999999 I will wait to hear from you through mail or call. do not look at it as if I am teaching you your job and do not be upset in anything I might have said wrongly..

Your faithfully
Engr. Mike

Please, Mike, tell me my job! No, seriously, I haven't a clue what I'm doing most of the time in this "fashion industry" position, so some advice would be greatly appreciated.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:30 pm

nice email..

if P3ter had went to one of the banks we suggested, this delay would have been avoided...

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:38 pm

Since Mike knows Frumpy's voice as "Jack" from the October fiasco, I've asked him if he would like to give Mike a call again.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:20 pm

John Kwuf0du update!

First, on Saturday, he writes to Jack an email we've almost seen before...

Lad wrote:

Sir;
I am happy to be linked and associated to m00seknuckle; my friends too are happy to be enlisted into the happy family. I am proud to be a part and parcel of this great organisation.
Thank you sir for your recommendations and trust in me even when you had not met face to face with me.

I am assuring you sir that this trust will ever produce results in Jesus name; For you to know me the more i have asked my wife to pay me a visit in the resort center; i want you to meet with her too and know her. my contact with is going a long way;
tHE PEOPLE COMING WITH ME HAD JUST PROCCESSED THEIR APPLICATION WHICH WILL GET TO YOU ON MONDAY. THEIR NAMES ARE MISS MONALISSA AND MR CLINTON BOTH OF THEM HAD ACCEPTED TRO WORK PEACEFULLY WITH ME.
they are on no special diet sir; they are happy to work with you sir;
Like you said we are expecting the things you promised to send to us to enable us prepare on time.
the next extravaganza i suggest should still be in Africa check out this obuducattleranch.info, this place in Nigeria is one of the best resort holiday center in the world;
--- Sir as you can see time is short to enable us get prepared; i am still waiting for you.asyou promised

John

Attached to the email is a picture of a woman in a red dress with a red flower in her hair; it's obviously stolen from a website as it's been resized to 11KB.

Jack replies today, since MM staff don't work the weekends unless it's absolutely necessary!

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

Thank you for the names of your guests that you will be bringing with you.

Where did you send their application forms? Things are a little unorganized here right now because we are very busy and short-staffed with all of the preparations that need to be done for the upcoming event. I will be leaving the US on Wednesday afternoon and I still have many things left to do!

Let me know where you sent the application forms (I can't see them waiting in my inbox) and I will pick them up from whoever has them.

looking forward to meeting you,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir;
I am sorry there was connection and network problem thru; i had just resend the completed forms to the human resources manager mr Oldman; sorry sir; for the inconveniences which the delay might have caused.
If you are able to send those things to us; we will be leaving here for Benin on the fourth of december being thursday;
Sir; now that you wants to travell to the united state; are you not going to be part of the show? if no; I will be missing you badly; i wish you will come back on time and join us.
but as you go i wish you journey mercy sir;
Until we hears from you;
John.

Learn to read, John! I'm not going TO the United States, I'm leaving the place in order to go to Benin Republic! Model agents, you just can't get the quality these days.

Good to see that he's mentioned a date to travel. What amazes me is that he hasn't whined about money. Yet. There's still three days left for him to think up a good excuse if he wants to make one.

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

Thank you for clearing things up about your guests' application forms! I will see Randa11 in about 10 minutes and check if he has received your forms.

Perhaps I wrote my email incorrectly. I am actually coming to the modeling event, yes. I will be leaving the US on Wednesday afternoon and arriving in Benin sometime on Thursday morning. The time differences are going to be difficult, but I wouldn't miss this even if you paid me! I always try to attend these events wherever they are held around the world, and I have never missed one yet! They are good fun as well as a great chance to meet the agents out in different parts of the world. I hope to see you and your guests there when you arrive!

As soon as I get the application forms from Randa11, I will inform the 55C resort company. Expect an email with all of the details within the next few days.

best wishes!

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir;
I am as happy now the kind of joy i had the day i wedded my wife; you are too wonderful to be missed; i already told my wife about the wonderful family i am getting linked to my other coleagues clinton and monalissa said they wished it could be tomorrow.
We are waiting sir and please inspite of your tight schedulles always have us in mind; we need to prepare on time; but don;t forget sir that i am still avalaible if there is any thing i can help off your shoulder?
THANK YOU SIR FOR YOUR CO OPERATION.
John

Jack is equal to this lad's wife??? I think that's what he's basically saying.

EDIT to add my latest reply.

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I am glad you now know that I will be attending the event. As I said, these are really fun times for all of the organizers and sometimes even the guests have a great time, too! I wouldn't miss it for any temptation the world can offer.

I appreciate your offer to help out. Really, it would be very rude of me to ask one of our special guests to start working to make this event a success! But I thank you for the offer, all the same.

I checked with Randa11 and he says he has received the applications forms for Mr Clinton and Miss Monalissa. I will look through myself when I have a spare few minutes. I trust your judgement about these people, John, so I am not too concerned about making sure their application forms say the right things. If you are choosing them to come along with you, I am sure they will be the right people for us!

best wishes

Jack

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:05 pm

I wonder if this one will make some new clothes for the event.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:14 pm

Applications in from Jik´s buddies Very Happy

First Mona Lisa (!)

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 1

Otterfan wrote:

I think we should definitely invite Anthony(Becky) to the Benin event, even though he's only just submitted his forms.
Invitations will be going out to John Kwuf0du as soon as he confirms his guests' details (I think full name, sex, and dietary requirements should be enough for now).

EDIT: Yes, invite him! He's got 6 pseudopods!
And also, he wrote something in the "Describe risky sexual practices" box but erased it. I wonder what it was...

I am dying to know what his risky sexual practices were...

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:22 pm

Then Clinton (incomplete):

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:10 pm

Called Peter : http://media.putfile.com/MM_PeterBrother

hehehe wonderful! Very Happy

His brother passed Jack over to him since they were in one appartment.

I think your Gucci assignment should be dealt with pretty enthusiastically, OF Wink

he is well-hooked. What an enthusiasm! MM needs this spirit !

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:29 pm

Emily has been trying to expedite the payment to him. unfortunately the bank isn't very efficient.

waiting for homeland security forms to be returned. Laughing

mid december? i hope his head doens't explode Laughing

I wonder what would if his dollar were chopped?

will Peter be receiving an invitation for this event.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:10 pm

I haven't invited Peter to this event. I think it would interfere with his Gucci task too much. So, it would be best if he not know anything about it. However, in Jack's latest email to him, I asked if he would entertain the idea of attending a future event, leaving it open that we get him to safari again maybe in the New Year.

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:23 pm

If Simba (oh, and MM, too!) manage to survive the global financial crisis - why not?

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:22 am

^^^ Mind you, if you're dragging this out, you CAN always blame the Global financial crisis for all sorts of things. Love the phone call btw, pure gold!

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:04 pm

Please, Mr. Simba, try to act fast now, our applicants are hot to trot Wink

At the moment the summary looks like this (please correct me if necessary!):
The New M00sies:
-John "Jik", wow, he loves MM! Invited.
-Andrew Becky, he´s been inactive since the weekend, well, we have been, too. Invited
These two are the ones with "potential"....
-Solomon, quick form filler. Has been quiet for almost a week now Sad

sent him an update. He must not be lost Sad

The Experienced M00sies:
-Peter, still in negotiations with OF´s and MGK´s characters. "Jack" called him y´day.
-Frank, well, he´s still there, but all but away... right? Sad

-Alice, ooo she is mad about MM, we are counting the days until her evil curses are bound to give the 55C van another flat tyre Very Happy

Sent them this to stall Solomon and Andrew Becky:

Quote:

Dear Applicant,

We have been pretty busy with setting up our next Extravaganza.
I do not wish to take the plesant task of telling you the good news regarding your career off Jack´s shoulders but I think you might be receiving a very pleasant surprise soon.
Have you studied our website? The new developments are not unlikely to include you (and a few other applicants), on the expenses of our location sponsor.

Please don´t disclose to Jack that I might have overstepped my limits as Human Resourge Manager by telling you what is about to come though to you.

Best wishes, Randall

Anthony (Becky), the lad hermaphrodite, updated his above form submission (Do you have problems with imageshack-thumbnails as well?) :

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Accepted the Workinkg condition.
Dear Sir,

How are you today.this is let you know the l have received your mail,are my sure l am perfectly willing to accept these working conditions, if so,l should drop you a mail.Sir really before l started with your company l was directed by Almight God untill the time l finally decided, as l have done.It was Almighty God who brought us together, and alone,knows his reasons for doing that.Nobody can question him.

As l eariler said in my previous mail, l love your company, and is the reputable type. The most important thing in relationship, or anything that connects,two parties together is truth,honesty,sincerety,then fear of God,all
this attributes bring success.My regards to your family and your working team.

l am looking forward to hearing from soon.

Thanks
God Bless
Anthony (Becky)

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Dear Sir,

Good morning.This is to inform you that the attached ducument is the last page of the application form which l sent to you yesterday, there was a mistake, in not signing, and writing the date. Sir l am very sorry for the delay.

You sent the application forms of the Models, and as l earily said l have 6 females and 2 males, what is the next step l should follow. l will like to hear from soon.Pleas l will like have your current telephone number, so that l can reach you from time to time.the present tel number is not going through, it seems is no more in operation.

Thanks
God Bless
Anthony (Becky)

Quote:

Dear Sir,

Compliment of the season.This is to inform you that my real name is , the Becky people call me is my Nickname (lol), please sir l am sorry for the inconvinence this may course you.l have sent the completed Application form.
l am looking forward to hearing from you.

THanks
Anthony

Asking for telephone numbers : minus one point. Not asking for upfront money : plus three points. So far, you are performing well. Smile

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:40 pm

I think peter may be willing to travel again. you still have that list of banks? preferably the one that arrests lads..

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:32 pm

Wow! Anthony Becky has 6 females and 2 males? Are you going to ask for forms for each of them, each one filled in their own handwriting, of course...?? Very Happy

I hope there is room on the bus to Benin this time around. Laughing

Nice call, Frumpy! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:03 pm

Our lad peter is still awaiting the bank transfer. I was lost about what more to do with him, so i figured, homeland security forms would delay him a bit longer.

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I have fill in the form with the best of my knowledge please accept it. if there be any error please don't get upset for me.

i want this fund transfered..i have work to do for the company and it requires money please be kind to be of help...

i awaits the release of my fund.

Best regards,

not perfect, he could have used a black pen. I am trying to get him to realize that all of these security measures are creating an unnecessary delay. if he would visit one of our 'approved' banks, the transfer would be completed the same day.

Quote:

Mr P3ter

thank you for your email. I have again contacted the bank and they said that the completed forms will be sent by courier to the homeland security office for approval. once that is completed, the bank office will review the information received and meet with the finance board. Once the board reviews the details and approves the transfer the money will be transfered. the finance board will hopefully have the homeland security approval by their next meeting on December 17th.

I understand your statement about criminals, but please do not take this matter personally. I have fought with the bank in your regard on this matter to try and make this happen quickly, but they have rules to follow.

if you instruct me to transfer the money to one of our banks, I will do it immediately. but if you insist on continuing with this bank, we can only wait for them to complete this.

3mily

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:04 pm

Peter might want to take another trip, but it looks like our two new lads---John Kwuf0du and Anthony(Becky)---are eager but are being held up by not receiving anything from the 55C people.
Hmm.

This from John K...

Lad wrote:

Sir,
since i got your mail i am right here sitting by the system checking every minute if they had send it; but uptil now i have not received it; please speed it up for us sir.

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:10 pm

I´m acting as xxx myself now - invitations, or whatever I think could pass as such, have been sent!

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:33 pm

Thanks to Wayne, who has been talking me through the programme that Simba was using for it, I have sent them their e-tickets just now Very Happy

Hopefully it´s not too late.

EDIT Some 12 hours later : No reply from either group yet...let´s take it as a good sign as for now Smile

Last email and IP from Jik : 41.202.72.155 Cote D'Ivoire (Abidjan)*

Quote:

Sir;
This is to inform you that uptil now i have not receive anything from the hotel for me and my people over here; can you please help us speed it up? we are too worried;
John

Last email and IP from Anthony Becky : 41.207.198.234 Cote D'Ivoire (Abidjan)*

Quote:

l have accepted to attend.
show details 11:08 AM (21 hours ago)

Dear Sir Mr. Jack,

This to inform that this is my second mail after receiving your mail which said l should attend the event that is coming up this weekend in Benin Republic, which l finally accepted to attend with my group from Abidjan in Cote d, lvoire.

As l eariler said, my problem is nothing but financial difficulty for now.There is one wise saying, which says greatness needs finance,which means without money one can not achieve or reach his target. l need to be financed before l become greater in my new career, Modelling.

As you previously said, that you will be flying to Benin republic today,s afternoon, Wednesday 3/12/2008, sir if you can not meet up the time l will like you to instruct your accounts department to act immediately, so that l and my group will not miss this wounderful opportunity at hand. While coming l will come with each Model,s completed application form.The agent feescan bue sent by Western Union, with my full name-- Anthony Cxxx Mxxx, address abidjan lvory Coast.

Sir, please this is my telephone number, call me, so that l can discuss for few minutes,with you, l personally will like to hear your voice.l repeat this is my tel number 00225xxx. l wish you good luck in all daily activities, God bless you richly.

Thanks
Your Brother
Anthony

oooo if they would at least reply, now that they received their thingies.... jump_4_joy

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:40 pm

peter is up for another journey

Quote:

Hello 3mily,

Thank you for the mail..i don't have much time to waste over this any longer as i have work whose deadline is 12th next week and i can afford to fail jack or any body on this...what you will now is to transfer the money to one of our banks but is has to be very clear...clear in the sence that it will not be problem for me here to recieve, you know Nigeria have their own headache......let it be in my full name: lsebage 3hekioya Peter, the company's agent in Nlgeria just like that...i hope you undersand my point..

please try and transfer it fast let see if i can get it by mornday!
i thank you for your effort all this while....leave the bank to be doing their thing that migth be of future use.

try and get back to me when you get this message.

God Bless!

p3ter

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:19 pm

What are MM´s plans for Peter? - As far as I can see, he received our associated banks list weeks ago and decided for a transfer to his home (which takes ages and forms Wink

), so Otterfan pacified him by giving him a small task to do (and I called him to try to cheer him up again).
If the "transfer" fails, he would have no option but to go to the Abuja bank himself, wouldn´t he? But after the Gucci task, I think?

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:33 pm

It would be nice if he could complete the Gucci task for us, but I think he's really depending on getting that money first. If it's been offered to him this way, my feeling is he's going to put the Gucci thing on a low priority in order to get the money. Then, if he gets to the bank (Abuja, or wherever), he's going to be very disillusioned about MM and that might be the end of his faith in us. Maybe. Difficult to predict because he still has a huge amount of faith in MM even after the whole Cotonou episode.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:01 pm

Ok, forgive me for rushing forward this way - but Solomon came back, waiting for details to travel...so I have invited him and his group as well, acting as the xxx company...since they are based in Nigeria, there might be a realistic chance for them to make it this weekend.

Last IP from 1 hour ago was 41.205.183.195 Nigeria (Abuja)*

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