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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:18 am

I've decided the lad needs a bit of reforming, So I've put the reverend to work with a bit of good old "fire and brimstone" If I don't get a reply, "plan B'' comes into play, and the rev, will frighten shit out of him..

Quote:

My Dear Sammy Ikape.
I feel I must write to you, as I'm most disturbed in what I have found, One of my good friends has forwarded
on to me pictures of you playing with your Willie. This is most disturbing to me, as I fear for your eternal soul, in the next life.

As I fear for your soul in this life. Then I find that you have been fornicating with sheep. One of Gods prized creatures.
You have been sticking your Willie in a creature of the fields, and I'm told on more then one occasion.. this is most sinful Sammy,
and you should seek absolution at your first opportunity.

I'm most distressed with your actions, What made you do this Sammy, You should drop to your knee's and pray to God,
and beg him to forgive you, for what you have done to a wild creature. He and he alone knows what you have done, and he
watches your every move. You cannot hide your sins and actions from God Sammy, he is everywhere and see"s everything

I have enclosed copies of your performances as evidence, I only hope that God does not strike you down, and allow your Willie to
shrivel up and fall off, as punishment for what you have done. I wish and hope and pray that you will not allow yourself to sin further,
and give your life to God, in the hope he will forgive you..You should run down to your local Church now Sammy, And beg to be allowed
to work for nothing. Cleaning and scrubbing the floors of your church, on your knee's, until they draw blood, and you spend hours suffering,
while you try and make things right again..

Promise me and God , that you will do this

Both myself and my congregation will pray for your forgiveness Sammy, and hope that you will mend your ways before it's too late.
So please Sammy, leave the sheep and your Willie alone.

I think it would be a good idea if you would write to myself, and explain why you did these things, and together we will try and clear your conscious and together I will lead you back on a good and forgiving path.. And please Sammy I beg of you, do not ignore my words, As God has instructed me, through my prayers, to instruct you in this..
Just remember I am your only chance of salvation.

The Very Reverend Jeffrey Spotswood

That should do it, or I fear that detachment might be the only answer.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:05 pm

I sure hope he replies, but I have my doubts. Sam seems a tad gun shy for some inexplicable reason. Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:44 am

His phone must be ringing off the hook, when is the last time anyone heard from him? I'm still sending out his format to hundreds of lads a week, some of them have to know him.

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:05 am

Maybe it's time to give Sam a call to see if his number still works? I can't get a rise out of him from my pron character account or any of my fake lads. He's totally shut me out. I guess I hurt his feelings, I can't imagine why. Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:12 am

I'm sure his new picture with lad on lad action aroused some interesting (and scary) feelings in Lagos. Honestly, we've fucked this lad in ways he never thought he'd get it. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

What's his email? I want to berate him as a fake lad.

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:11 am

[email protected], unless he's stopped using that after being bombarded... Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:35 pm

Our lad has a new fan:

[email protected]

Quote:

you must be a low life ,i hate every piece of your gad damn *DELETED*,stinking,fucking freaking,fuck face..if i wanna do any such parctices it wouldn't be to a hungary faggiit like your creeping weird wanking ass....ama do it to some money making machine,,like billgate and the prince of bahrain,,not your poor NIGERIA money,,and who fucking give a damn how your fucking *DELETED* face looks ,,u think am a retard nigerian,,well am not incase your half brain makes u fink i am,, am an aussie now (IP says Malaysia) Rolling Eyes

,i know u dont know what an aussie means,,well a person from australia is an aUssie... (PIG),,so keep your broke ass,,where your stinking gutz should be low life creep wanker..fuck all your *DELETED* nigerian con..rot in hell..punck. NO TRY REPLY ME AGAIN UNLESS MY LASU MEN GO COME YOUR HOUSE COME KILL U ONE MINUTE I SWEAR..

I think it's only right I write him back. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ It kinda sounds to me like you're baiting Nurse Nasty.

(Sorry about that one NN)

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:02 pm

Quote:

ama do it to some money making machine,,like billgate and the prince of bahrain

I think it's clear what needs to be done Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:33 pm

Perhaps the good Dr. Phillips should be reminded of Sam's real address in case he wants to go knocking on the door, or send one of his friends since he's in Australia, Malaysia. (Funny I can't find that on the map.) Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:23 am

Format just sent out to another few hundred lads. In fact, I just got one email at about 3am Nigeria time asking questions, I told him to call immediately. I'm sure our lad will love that, being called at 3am for a booty call he has no interest in. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Nov 2008 Posts: 80

dr phillips, I have all sorts of real info on the scammer.

I was just chatting with the lad on yahoo...

He gave me his e-mail and we chatted, his email led to a Malay profile and I saved his photo and all other info.

Mods might wanna PM me if they want the info I got, I've preserved it but it's online as well. I scared him quite a bit telling him stuff about him I shouldn't know. So I am going to see where I can take it before I post it all in a new thread maybe.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:36 am

This lad seemed really wound up about the picture of Sam and the sheep:

Quote:

OUR GOAT HAS NO MATE. HOW MUCH DO WE PAY YOU TO TAKE OUR GOAT FOR 10MINS MAKE U NO GO KILL AM WITH YOU PENIS. LOL GUY GO
DIE

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:53 am

Well the Reverend's all rev'd up and running in high range,

he just sent this to sammy..

Quote:

Dear, dear Samuel Ikape,,

It has been nearly a week since my last letter to you, my son, and you have not bothered to reply.. This troubles
me greatly Samuel, as by ignoring me, you are ignoring God. And by doing this I fear for your Soul, and your eventual
salvation. By ignoring God, there will be no help for you in the next life..

Please , please Samuel, I beg of you, to please contact me, and confess your sin's, your probably a good man at heart, but
have been tempted by the Devil into a life of depravity and lustful idea's.. You need to confess your sins and clear your conscious
before the Devil, takes complete control of your body on this earth, and claims your soul in the next.

And while I will continue to pray for your wellbeing, You yourself must also pray and atone for your sins, directly in front of your God.
Tell me Samuel, when was the last time you visited your church, and committed yourself to your god. Or are you still in
the pursuit of lustful thoughts, and abusing the body that God gave you.. I really hope not.

God be with you my son,, and please allow him to watch over you,,

The Very Reverend Jeffrey Spotswood
St Stevens Church on the Green.

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:37 pm

Damn Rev you almost make me want to stop abusing sheep! Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:12 am

Fresh round of solicitation for gay prostitution and sheep molestation sent out on the behalf of our lad Sam.

I'm sure he's already a pariah in his area already but I'd rather run this one into the ground rather than risk the chance there is one lad in the world who hasn't seen the raunchy exploits of Sam and Betsy the sheep.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Oct 2008 Posts: 80

I think Betsy is a ITP.

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:02 am

Maybe we should digitally scramble her face. Poor Betsy, I'm sure she's the most famous sheep in West Africa by now.

Sam has a new response already from a UK-based lad:

Quote:

Guy u can do better than that rubbish ok,i can't believe nigeria have gone this bad....na waooo.

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:15 pm

Every time this thread gets another post and so floats to the top of the forum, I get a load of fresh autoresponder requests for the images - I hope everyone who requests the images is using them to spread the pain!

Just to say, some people aren't so good at copying and pasting - you need to follow the autoresponder instructions precisely for it to work - this is because the pics are NSFW and so you need to be specific about opting to see them so nobody gets them by accident!

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:27 pm

Fresh round of abuse sent out. I also made sure I sent it, again, to the lad who had the most violent reaction to the first round. I'm sure our boy Sammy is never, ever going to live this down.

If he's still living, that is. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:28 pm

Keep it up, Sir! I'm bummed that Sam won't reply to Wifey anymore, but I talk solace in knowing that his misery just keeps going and going and going..... This lad truly deserves it.

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:34 pm

Any way we can make a "Wanted" poster for our lad? It could make the rounds of every cafe in Lagos, just in case this one didn't make enough impact.

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:53 pm

I just made up a fresh ASEM list today but couldn't decide what to do with it. Then this thread came up to the top. Sam's love just got sent a nice fresh list of lads. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:06 am

If you search for "" on Google, this thread gets one of 8 postive matches. Little fucker is on Facebook too: http://www.facebook.com/people/Samuel-Ikape/569055719

A "Charl3s Em3ka" has added him to his friends page. Wink

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