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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

I got a new one going now. You mean his name is not E-coli?

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3. You need to notify us on your receipt of the ATM and we will activate the ATM Card with Universal Code installation from here and it will take you only 12 hours after activation to start withdrawing from with the ATM CARD.
Send the usd1025 through western union or Money Gram Abuja Nigeria

Receiver Name J0HN EBI

Text Question What For

Text Answer Courier

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My Dear Friend,

I am sorry for the confusion. Here attached is the correct payment slip. Now stop causing these delays.

George Herman Ruth

Sent him this:

He's anxious. I got these all in a row.

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My Dear Friend
Thanks for the urgent correction but the money cannot pick today due to the error in Receiver name
Please quickly contact the bank to change the last name to EBI Not ECOLI
RECEIVER NAME IS J0HN EBI Okay
That is the only mistake there so that their cashier office will get the money immediately. They will take off tomorrow by 11pm Nigeria local time
Thanks for the kind understanding
Rev Dr J0seph Ali

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Dear Friend
Call Money Gram to correct the Receiver Name (J0HN EBI) Others are okay
Regards
Rev Dr J0seph Ali

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Dear George Herman Ruth

I just finish with the Royal Service agent that is in charge of the delivery of your parcel and he complain about the mistake in receiver last name, so call the money Gram or you go there by yourself to inform them to correct the mistake the Receiver last Name suppose to be EBI Not ECOLI
I repeat receiver name (J0HN EBI)
Others information are correct except that last name
He advise that as soon as the confirm the money tomorrow, he will proceed immediately and arrival by 8; 45 am your local time on Monday morning
Thanks for the kind understanding
Rev Dr J0seph Ali

Do you think George will get the name right this time? Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:04 pm

I love each and every one of these baits. I can't wait to watch you take the lad back and forth to the edge of insanity, then tip him over.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:20 pm

Send it to John Ebola next Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

John-i coulda sworn it said Joan!!! Wink

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Lets see what he thinks about this one:

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My Dear Friend,

Here is the corrected payment slip. Now I want you to stop causing delays and send my ATM card right away.

Warmest Regards,

George Herman Ruth

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:08 am

I can hear him typeing his reply now

Crying or Very sad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:29 am

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What for? Curry powder.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

haha I was wondering if anyone would notice that. The correct answer was supposed to be "courier." Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:41 am

That was great, thanks for the laugh!!! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:04 am

bunnyrabbit wrote:

haha I was wondering if anyone would notice that. The correct answer was supposed to be "courier." Laughing

You gotta learn to look at every MoneyGram line, to keep up with a bunnyrabbit! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 4:17 am

And after "Curry Powder" ... hmm... "Quarrier"?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Nice work (as always) funnybabbit. Wink

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:22 am

For Quarry services... Very Happy

I like how long they play along with you. it is great! Thumbs up

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

Did i insult him?

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Dear Ruth

What kind of insult is this? Don’t send any attachment to this box again, you hear me? If you have sent this money, kindly send the information in details
Receiver Name J0HN EBI
Text Question WHAT FOR
Text Answer COURIER
Amount usd1025
Money Gram Reference Number
If I don’t get this information in this way then I will advise them to delete your information from their system and your parcel will be reverse back to my office immediately for cancellation
Best regards
Rev Dr J0seph Ali

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:30 am

No, you didn't insult him. But, you should apologise anyway. It's not easy remembering all that stuff you have to put down on the form. By the time you get to MG, you just do the best that you can do. You need easier names to remember and easier questions and answers. Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:08 pm

It's Western Union's fault for insisting on using automated services - that voice recognition software is terrible.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Dec 2006 Posts: 10

you may misspell his name as EZI next time... Laughing

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

George is sorry:

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My Dearest Friend,

This kind of insult is called Money Gram Insult.

I am very sorry but it is difficult for me to remember the proper name when I go to the Money Gram office. I need an easier name to remember. When I get to the Monery Gram I always forget what the name is. I will try again. Please have patience with my My Dear Friend.

Warmest Regards,

George Herman Ruth

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:26 pm

John Ebijeebie? why doesn't he like you?

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

This just in: Wink

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Dear Ruth
Thanks for the update, listen dear friend, we don’t have much time to waist, so better copy the receiver in paper and take it to money Gram, The Name is very simply
J0HN EBI
Treat Urgent so that we can dispatch your ATM Card immediately, any more of delay might attract extension of your file till next year June due to the fast approaching of the year 2008-12-02
May God Bless You
Best Regards
Rev Dr J0seph Ali

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

How about John FBI Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:06 am

That's a pretty darn good suggestion, for a lad. What could possibly go wrong now? Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:08 am

I hear paper, ink and getting caught in a thunderstorm dont mix well Wink

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

George's pens have a habit of running out of ink. Laughing

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

This is George's reply:

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My Dear Friend,

Why do you call me Ruth? My name is George, my friend. You must call me George or Georgiepoo. But you doesn't have to call me Ruth.

That is a very good idea to write down the receiver's name before i go to the Money Gram. You are very indelligent. I have a pen right here. I will write down the name and go to the Money Gram now.

Warmest Regards,

George Herman Ruth

Of course, George's pen may run out of ink as he is writing the name. Wink