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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:11 am

The ladies fundraising dollars were transferred yesterday to the pastor which fits nicely into the transfer to the missionaries. D4n continues to praise the ladies:

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Dear 3d1th W1sst0n,

May the peace of the LORD be with you. your mail is so great that the entire foundation members are happy that at least our project for this women and children will continue and we can achieve our aim of rounding up the projects this christmass and have them pack in immediately.

Thank you so much

0su0ha uch3 nn43m3k4

3d1th's nephew spent some time at the mission a couple of years ago. She has been sharing with D4n some of the wonderful stories of the work that is done there. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:33 am

@Larry, your mail was received and contents noted.

I also added to this travel page: http://www.odyssei.com/pl/travel-tips1/cache/9/6/6/2966.html

This travel page makes me want to go, it looks so exciting: http://travel.mapsofworld.com/chad/abeche-tours/

Another pages mentions the church:

"In February, a church in the predominantly Muslim town of Abeche was burned; it was the most serious event in a series of acts of vandalism against the church. The Church of Christian Assemblies in Chad (ACT) had recently built the structure following a conflict with Abeche's Islamic Affairs Committee that dates back several years."

His code word should be "I am here to rebuild the church" or better yet in badly translated French: "Enculer Mohammed, je suis ici de reconstruire l'église".

From what I can tell, there is only about one or two flights a week to Abeche and they come out of N'Djamena. However, they seem to be cancelled quite often and a three day truck ride is recommended. Our lad better hurry if he wants to make it there by Tuesday.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:13 am

More confirmation of the S4far1:

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How are you doing? greetings to you. I will meet with the missionaries, i can now collect the money and the injections too.

WOOOOHHOOOO!! Very Happy

then this to my other character:

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I will be with them on tuesday next week

So now we have a date!!

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:21 am

He's whining about the passport right now. I told him it was no big deal, he could sneak across the border if he really had to.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:34 am

maybe he'll get shot! how could you live with that on your conscience!

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:42 am

Disregard, he wrote my pastor back letting him know he had a passport. He also wrote my missionaries letting them know he was going to be there.

I really think the lad is going to do it. Shocked

BTW: I really hope our lad doesn't get shot.

I hope he doesn't get shot because it's a waste of lead and I think being shot is way too humane for a piece of scum that would use legitimate human suffering to line his own pockets. I hope he dies of thirst in the desert.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Nov 2008 Posts: 80

These threads are like legends to be passed down to our children.

They really set the bar for what to surpass and achieve! I mean that sincerely.

*** BANNED *** Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 47

It seems Dan and his boys now know their true value.

NSFW PIC

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:31 pm

Love it.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:52 pm

@ Piddler

nice one, I needed that!!

edit: too many e's

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:28 pm

Very nice! Thumbs up

This guy is a trophy MACHINE!!!!

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D1ck L1mp wrote:

Thankyou for providing the bank details.

As you might be aware, a donation from a different person requires a new publicity photograph.

My colleague at the
would like a photo of yourself and your field officers holding a sign which says "WE ARE C.UNTS" to demonstrate your allegiance to the
I am very sorry that you have to take another photo, my dear Dan. I appreciate that you have many things to do, in your charitable work.

Please organise this photograph as soon as possible. Once the photograph is received, the payment will be made by non-delay transfer(IE there will be no wait for the funds to arrive in your bank)

I wonder if the C*NT theme could be applied to anything else?***

***Mod Note: Yes, but, after puberty, the use of the word generally loses its humour and most people have no great desire to keep referring to it. That's especially so on Eater where it is likely to get deleted without notice [BB]

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:32 pm

Dan has been writing asking for the money western union, so I said it had gone to Abeche.

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Dear Dan,

Thank you for this. I am sending the money to the church mission in Abeche, along with the laptops, since it is going direct. It will be there when Winston arrives Monday. I understand you will be there next week.

This is such a relief to get this money out.

I am sorry that Winston is not willing to go into Sudan, but we hear it is not safe there. Abeche is much nicer, I have been told.

I hope this money will help your foundation.

Best wishes,

Suzanna

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:14 pm

It seems that thee has been a mistake:

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Dan,

I just found out that one of the two cheques went out with the computers. It is the larger cheque for USD51800. The USD5000 cheque is going to Abeche.

That package has been sent Parcel Direct to your main office. It will arrive in two weeks time.

I am so sorry. This is the fault of a new intern named XXXX XXXX (a real person, and a POS, but...), and he read an old memo. He will be reprimanded and denied bread with his soup.

We declared the value of the laptops at USD400 each, but they are worth more than that. Winston suggested that to avoid paying duty on them.

Again, I am so sorry for the inconvenience.

Warmest regards,

Connie

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

D@n was pushing the WU angle on me last night and I gave him a hard slap. I told him that his pushiness was off-putting and that I would do no such thing without the blessing of the Reverend. I told him that I had asked the Reverend for counsel and was awaiting a response.

So, I ask the 'Reverend' what should I tell D@n next? Shall I forward my donation to our missionaries so that it will be there waiting for him?

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:20 pm

Just let him know it's gone to Abeche. All funds related to the church have been sent there. If anyone else is not baiting them and has not mentioned the church and Reverend before, go ahead and start ignoring them. I'm lighting a fire under this lad's ass. I have not heard from him since last night so I can hope he is on his way.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

Done.

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Dan,

Blessed news! I spoke to the Good Reverend this morning and he assured me that your plan to meet the missionaries is moving forward. I immediately called my financial advisor and directed him to forward my donation to Abeche. The funds will be waiting for you when you arrive. I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be doing the Lord's work. God, in His infinite greatness, brought us together. Praise Him and all that he has done for us!

Peace be with you and may the Lord bless you on your journey.

RJM

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To the moderator who editer my previous post - I really do not appreciate such a condescending and clearly offensive tone. Kindly moderate your moderation.

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:04 am

^^^It's called "moderator humor", not meant to be nasty, just a wierd sort of funny. Nothing to get upset about.

Everyone else: Has anyone heard from either lad address, Uche or Dan today? Methinks Dan and Uche are the same lad but I have not heard from them since last night. I can only hope he has begun his pilgrimage.

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Dan is finally getting to the end of his tether with the dollar chopping.

Our boy Dan wrote:

how could you do this again, this same man was the man you paid the first money belonging to the foundation when he told you that his name is afolabi, i told you never pay afolabi any money again, he the same afolabi changed his name and came to you again for the foundation money you did not confirm from me you went and paid him the foundation money again.

why did you not confirm from me first before paying the money after all i told you never to pay anyboby any money without confirming from me.

Now that you have paid him the money you came to tell me so that the foundation will tell you well done you keep paying their money to scammers.

How will i be a scamer when i got the picture for you twice in the midst of war.
the foundation is highly disapointed in you, dick you deserve all these, how can the foundation be working for you and you are busy paying a scammer the foundation money, if you are in the foundation's shoes how will you feel, tell me dick.

we are all disapointed in you, osuoha uche nnaemeka is the foundation's senior finacial officer this stupid scammer told you to pay him the foundation money you paid it without telling me, then you come back after you paid him to tell me that you have paid him. how will you be tricked twice like this dick tell me.

Go and get back that money and pay to the foundation now with the name of the reciever i gave to you immediately, How on earth will a whole doctor like you be behaving like a child, dick tell me.

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:16 am

strange that picture of the sign looks like it was taken inside a prison

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:26 am

Lad may be on the move. I just got an email from 41.205.164.163 which comes back as Benin City, Nigeria. However, there is a chance that it's the dialup center for Port Harcourt residents.

Here is his email to my missionaries.

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May the Peace of the LORD be with you. thank you for your mail, i will be with you on tuesday, to collect the money and the injection, our foundation is a humanitarian one helping to put smiles in the faces of women and children of Africa displaced by war by building houses, orphange, paying hospital bills, paying school fees, starting new business for them etc.

Please for the security of the money, you and me please dont tell anybody that i am comming to collect the money and injections ok. Where exactly are you in abeche, give me your phone number so that i will call you once i enter abeche.

Peace be with you.

Thanks

My reply to him will be sometime tomorrow. Anyone want to volunteer a phone number to take a call, just in case?

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:46 am

This came in two hours ago:

Sumbag wrote:

Dan Nkwerre to me
show details 5:11 PM (2 hours ago)

Reply

Dear suzanna betencourt,

Greetings to you in the name of the LORD, how are you doing? hope you are doing good. i got your mail,it is a nice one indeed.

thank you so much and may the Peace of the LORD be with you.

Thanks

Dan NKwerre
Financial Officer

EDITED Zto ADD IP: 41.205.164.163 Nigeria (Port Harcourt)*

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:46 am

What was the IP?

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:51 am

....and to Conie:

Scumba, again, wrote:

Dear connie oconnor,

Greetings to you in the name of the LORD, how are you doing? i got your mail.
Thank you for the mail and the laptops, the foundation will wait for the arrival of the laptops.

Thanks connie

Dan Nkwerre
Financial Officer

EDITED TO ADD IP: 41.205.164.163 Nigeria (Port Harcourt)*

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