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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:08 am |
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ITS only for fun!
I scored 7. it said "not bad not bad at all" "you might and its a very slight might have the skills we need"
Remember though its just for fun.
http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/self-selection-tool.html
You have 2 minutes to memorise a cover story, then you get a really fun test, its worth 5 minutes of ya life to see how well you can do.
(can be handy for baiting too, we are forever remembering and making up cover stories) The two tie together - so most should score really high. |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:46 am |
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That was fun. I would tell you my results D11 but then of course I would have to kill you |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:25 pm |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:29 pm |
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That would ba fantastic template for making an imaginary UK security organisation - one that would be obviously fake to anyone but a Lad.
I like this caution it gives
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# You are embarking on a lengthy recruitment process which will be intrusive yet require complete discretion from you. If you feel this is in any way problematic, you should consider carefully whether to proceed with your application.
# You must be a British citizen I'd allow any Lad to join - very pc
# You must pass medical and security clearance. All candidates will be subject to a medical and rigorous security clearance to ensure suitability for their appointment. All candidates will be drug tested and need to complete detailed Vetting questionnaires. |
If you named it after one of the East European security services that would be fun. Maybe you could only tell the Lad after he completes all the tests that he has actually joined the Siberian Secret Service, and say he must travel to some frozen iceberg in the far North to take up his new appointment. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:47 pm |
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I gave myself a 9 because I noticed her name is incorrect on all three business cards.
I wonder if they take US citizens? |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:56 pm |
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4?! WTF?
...stupid game. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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D11
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:42 pm |
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gomer it would - but you would have to hide from anyone with an umbrella for doing it. (hint: The brolly assasination)
Lucky i didnt even notice the cards lol, wonder what they would say if you told them
I dare you to, and to publish there response, if we dont hear from you we know your recruited for being extra skilled |
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I make software that drives lads crazy. Thats my revenge on lads. (it all helps)
this transaction is 100 percent risk/hitch free - bobo
why no pay me - abum bello
because the cops will know it was you - me
ok this is good - abum bello |
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:28 pm |
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I got a 5, does that mean I'm smarter than Pastor Frank? |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:51 am |
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Gomer! I like the idea of a lad spy orgnization, with forms! That is a modality to explore. |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:33 am |
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7. I think I forgot who I worked for.
Does that make me 007? Huh, Huh? Where's the keys to my bicycle Moneypenny? |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:38 pm |
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7 I had trouble with the employer question as well. Mostly to figure out the abbrreviations. Should have had my morning coffee first. |
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