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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Sep 2008 Posts: 4

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Just in case numbnuts actually uses Google?

Using the googles on " c@chum@ b0hig@l" (using actual spelling) sends one directly to this thread.

Y'all be careful.

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:34 pm

I hope he googles it, after he gets to abeche.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:13 am

Thanks, Pettibone! I have adjusted the names. Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:03 am

OK guys I've been out of action for a bit, looks like the safari is up and going, I'll announce the Council's landmark conditional decision to release the $30K

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:34 am

Finally we are getting somewhere. Anybody want to know what D4n looks like?

First he sent me this:

Where is the messge you are suposed to be holding? SLAP!!

Then he just sent me this a few minutes ago.

I wonder if that is really him?

Ponderin'...........

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:39 am

Just sent this:

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Hi D4n,

I have just come out of the meeting and it is great news!! The council has agreed to go ahead with the H0t B3ef trial. My $95K budget ($30K of which was for your 'Blue' group) has been approved. The best news is that they have approved us to go ahead and issue the exp3rimental v4ccine.

I will have to do some work on the agreed goals and outcomes for the trial but the news is all good. The only issue was, as expected, the council is very wary about the delivery of the vaccine and prefer to have it delivered by hand. The council definately does not understand the situation regarding B3llo Af0labi and they believe that their best mechanism to ensure the safe delivery of the vaccine is to either send representatives of the foundation or to trust some missionaries working for Rev R0bertson (who is on the academic commit3e). Rev R0b3rtson and Pabl0 Picant3 both pushed for the use of the m1ssionaries so i expect we will have to use them.

I will tell you more later D4n, but rejoice because the news is all good! Hopefuly now we can give a H0t B33f Injection to some of the Cr33ps.

Best Regards,

Bernie

Thanks to all for your tireless efforts in the committe room. I am sure all of the hard work will be repayed when we get to give a big H0t B3ef Injection to the Cr33ps!!!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:51 am

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Dear X,

Jonathon how are you? from all indications nothing is wrong with the account i gave to, from what is happening we understand that the government is tracing our account again as they dont want us to be helping/caring for these women and children.

Please go to another place with the $2000 and send it to us through western union.

Use this details bellow to send the money to the foundation.

That account is still working... at the moment, my friend Twisted Evil

so he thinks someone is tracing his account huh? wonder why?

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:13 am

Maybe B3llo is tracing the account and having it closed. Maybe a slap from B3llo about the accounts might give D4n a plausible explanation on why they keep getting closed.

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

Dear D4n,
Thats good I miss understood you. I have been thinking of something tell me what you think? I have collected a lot of money for your organization more than $20,000 . Thats a lot. At first I was thinking of just keeping it for me and saying I sent it to you. But then I thought that might not work cause people might ask you about it. So here is what I propose. I keep half and send the other half to you. You keep it for yourself and dont tell your organization about it and I will tell the people on my side here I sent it all to you? What do you think about that? Also I could use your organization and picture to raise more money and we could keep splitting the money? I think that is a good deal we could both get rich! Tell me what you think
Your friend Gilb3rt

On Wed, Nov 26, 2008 at 10:31 PM, D4n Nkw3rr3 <

Dear G1lb3rt Sck4doosh,

Greetings in the name of the LORD, how are you doing? how on earth will i call you a lier, it is the bank people that am refering to. how will they say that when the account is functional here.

Or is the government tracing our account again as they dont want us to be helping/caring for these women and children they displaced with wars here and there in almost all the African countries.

Sorry about that, i am not refering to you ok. please go and send the money through western union it will get to the foundation immediately, afolabi will not intercept it anymore because you are sending it direct to the foundation.

Use this details bellow to send the money to the foundation.

Name; osuoha uche nna3mek4
Bank; intercontinental(western union)
Country; nig3ria
Qusetion; what name
Answer; myb3r3

MAKE SURE THAT YOU COLLECT THE MTCN NUMBER FROM THE WESTERN UNION AND SEND TO ME BECAUSE WITHOUT THE MTCN NUMBER THE FOUNDATION CAN NOT COLLECT THE MONEY

Send to me also your full name,phone number,zip code,contact address and
contact address of where the money was sent from as the bank require this
infomation before they will release the money to the foundation.

Thanks

D4n Nkw3rr3
Financial Officer

*** BANNED *** Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 47

The pressure's finally getting to Dan.

Dan wrote:

Greetings to you, how are you doing? tell your friend that i will get the pictures to you later today, the work load on me is too much now,
all the same i will get the pictures but remember not to pay any money to afolabi.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:30 am

I mentioned to our Lad that we would only send the money via the missionaries because we were worried about the involvement of B3llo 4folabi. Our Lad is very touchy on the subject it seems:

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you have started again, you want to loose this money again, why are you still calling afolabi here, when you that he a scammer and eats your money without doing anything, my foundation is the one working for you here and you busy sending the money afolabi to be eating, what is wrong with you.

I will tell the foundation to stop this project if you send the money to afolabi again.

Use this foundation details and send the money to the foundation it will get to the foundation immediately.

We will use the missionaries to collect only the drugs.

No mention here of Saf4ris, I told him we would only send the money via the missionaries for fear of 4f0lab1. Our lad is quite tense it seems and sent 2 almost identical e-mails to both my characters.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:33 am

well it seems as though I may have paid the wrong chappie, oh shucks

D4nny boy says(4 identical emails in a couple of hours)

Dear 3lsie S4ntos4,

Please rush down to the western union office immediately and stop the payment there is a mistake in the name,

Dont use b3llo af0labi ok, please change the names to Osu0h4 uche nn43meka and get back to me immediately so that the foundation can go and collect the money.

Tell the western union not to relaese the money untill you change the name to Osu0ha uch3 nn43meka

Go and do this immediately and fast and get back to me.

Thanks
D4n NKw3rre

so whoevers playing b3ll0 can you please let me have my payments of $5,000 and $2,000 back or alternatively you could rub his nose in it again
I wonder what you bought with my $7,000 and don't forget you'll be getting another $7,000 every month paid on the 12th Laughing

enjoy

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:01 pm

Our lad sent me the picture with the name on it and these tidings of comfort and joy:

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Dear ,

May the blessings of the LORD be onto you, your missionaries security is secured and i assure you that everything will go on smoothly, please on their side tell them not to broadcast that someone from our foundation is comming to collect money from them for their own, the monney and our own security too.

Due to the cost invloved and works going on, the foundation has decided that it is only myself will go as others are still busy in sudan, congo, kenya etc. we dont want you to incure much cost on flight.

It is only me the head of finance department will travel to abeche, I will get all the necessary travel arrengements and let you know when i am travelling.

PEACE OF THE LORD BE ONTO YOU

I told him we would buy him a one-way plane ticket home, hopefully he remembers that. Oh heck, I'll do my best to make sure he stays there. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:23 pm

Lad is busy today:

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I WILL BE WITH THE MISSIONARIES ON TEUSDAY NEXT WEEK, SO MAKE ARRENGEMENTS AND WIRE THE MONEY TO THEM SO WHEN I REACH ABECHE I WILL MEET WITH THEM AND COLLECT THE MONEY FOR THE FOUNDATION FROM THEM THEM. AGAIN TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE AT ABECHE AND THEIR NAMES TOO.

THEY SHOULD NOT BROADCAST THAT SOMEONE IS COMMING TO COLLECT THE MONEY FROM THEM, FOR THE SECURITY OF THE MONEY AND THE BOTH PARTIES.

With any luck, he should miss Christmas with his family.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:59 pm

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With any luck, he should miss Christmas with his family.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:07 pm

How often does a lad say "Sure, I'll go to one of the most God-forsaken hell holes in the entire world" without whining and crying about it? Either he is completely stupid or he has enough money (I suspect this is Danny's boss) to buy a plane ticket there.

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:55 pm

So do we now tell D4n that we've been told by the Rev that he is going to meet the m1ssi0naries?

D4n is getting quite tense to me in his e-mails for ca$h from WU

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:49 pm

I say either tell him the money will be sent to the missionaries for safekeeping or ignore him for some time. I think he's hoping to get funds to finance his trip, I want to make sure he realizes that only this trip will get him any imaginary money.

He says he plans on being there by Tuesday and wants the names of the missionaries. I sent him this:

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Uche,
The missionaries are in Abeche which as you know, is close to the border of Sudan. They are in a secured location nearby but they will meet you at the internet cafe Tuesday evening, depending on the time of your arrival. There are two missionaries. One is my nephew Timothy and his friend Terry. I am copying them on this email, their address is [email protected]

Once you have arrived in Abeche, you should proceed immediately to the internet cafe where you will send myself and my nephew an email to let us know of your arrival. The church has already wired them a total of $400,000 dollars yesterday and any further donations received prior to your arrival in Abeche will be wired to them as well.

We greatly appreciate your wonderful work in the Sudan and pray for your safe journey to meet with our brave missionaries.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:24 am

He's off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz Laughing

Get him to bring a camera so he can collect those special memories with timmy and tommy

I've sent him on some encouragement letting him know that we are all very anxious that the money goes to the right place now.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:29 am

OK SSA, the missionaries have been overnight Fedexed a package of experimental H0t B33f drugs and wired $30K from the Zars0ff Insitute. I'll tell D4n.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:34 am

I'm waiting for him to start making excuses or try to back out. He seemed to have no problem with going to Abeche.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:46 am

He is trying very hard to get the $30K out of me and is insisting on only getting the drugs from the missionar13s. Apparently it is much safer to send $30K via WU. Who would have known??? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:52 am

Nope, no Westy or MG for him. My guess is he intended to use the money scammed out of someone else to make the trip for the big score.

Anyhow, it's too bad that you already sent the money to Abeche. Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:43 am

Just a thought...I'd hate for there to be a customs issue relating to the experimental drugs that means that the miss1onari3s cant make their meeting with D4n!! Especially an issue that doesnt emerge until D4n has already made the trip. Twisted Evil

It would be dreadful if he had to travel to a customs office elsewh3re to help the m1ssi0naries get the H0t B33f out of quarantine.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:47 am

If the lad makes it all the way to Abeche, I'm sure there will be many, many unforeseen circumstances that will cause him to travel to more exotic places, all of which conveniently have an internet cafe.

I have tons of evil plans for him, the first one is seeing if he will go to Abeche. I'm sure he will love it. After all, Adamu can't wait to go back to the water park.

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