Tis the season to be.... greedy

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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

This lad is hoping for a very merry Xmas!

Usually the first request from lads for money is around the $1,000-$2,000/£500-£1,000 mark but in the run up to the festive period you will see some lads making braver demands. This lad wants £10,000 approx. $20,000 (I know it isn't exactly 2 for 1 anymore on the exchange but it is good to use as a rough guide)!

I expected as there would be no Western Union limit as we are meeting face to face for him to ask for a little more but £10,000 to start off with Shocked

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from "BARR1STER. S1NGER DAV1D" <[email protected]> hide details Nov 26 (19 hours ago)
to [email protected]
date Nov 26, 2008 3:24 PM
subject DAV1D S1NGER & ASSOC1ATE
mailed-by hotmail.com

Barrister's Chambers:
DAV1D S1NGER & ASSOC1ATES
Address: 33 Bedf0rd Row
London WCiR 4JH,
England.

Phone:+44 xxx xxx xxxx.
Partner
Attorney at Law
Allen & 0very LLP, UK

Attn: xxxx xxx,

Sequel to your last mail. You will have to inf0rm the Canxry Trust Security Firm UK about the 0ption you have choosen, After several hours of dicussion with Mr.Thomas Hendricks of the Canxry Trust Secur1ty Firm, I have been clearly informed by them that y0u will be required to come to their security F1rm with the sum of Ten Thousand Pounds ( 10,000 Pounds ) for the legalization of your funds transfer documents and als0 for safe keeping of your funds hence your funds has been pending in their security vault since 2o04 till date.

You must be also quickly informed that you have Seven w0rking to make all possible arrange to present yourself to the security firm in UK for cash payment of your funds. As we are working in accordance with the R0yal Court of Justice England who directed that this funds must be issued to the right beneficiary before on the 6th of December 20o8. As failure for you not to meet up to this date , This firm will kindly issue you a WILL REJECTION F0RM as this funds will be redirected to the nect beneficiary on the WILL as stated in section 8 (iii) of the WILL.

Please contact the security firm for m0re information about your decision for come to their payment outlet and keep me updated .
Thanks for your audience and understanding; I appreciate. I await y0ur prompt response.

I await your pr0mpt response.

Yours in Service,

BARRISTER DAV1D S1NGER ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS:
Barrister Aidan Wa1sh.Esq
Barr Markus W0lfgang,
Mr. John Marv3y Esq,

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:28 pm

Greedy and more impatient, too. Expect many references to "completing this transaction before Christmas." The lads hate not having gifts for their families at the end of the year. Slow way down on your responses now, and you will hear their anguished cries and begging. Laughing

Instead of talking about the transaction with your lad, try discussing all the Holiday plans your character is having. The parties, food you are preparing, Chritmas caroling, visits to children's hospitals with gifts, etc.
Let him know how much money you are spending on other people, and not him. I just love this time of year! Wink

edit:typo

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:31 pm

Oh Christmas...some lads want the world for Christmas...
Here is a latest from one of my language baits...This one ain't too shy about asking for everything (and then some Laughing

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Lad:

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...pls cry eat hungry help ok money to $600,000 xmas cry i am nigeria...

Baiter:

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No, the world does not resolve around you. It is all about me. I am a beautiful girl looking for a handsome and rich nice man, a real man, who is successful, but it ain't you, so go away, sleep it off the ganja and the drink and then have your older brother or papa write me, ok?

Lad:

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I love you; there it's simple but so true. I miss you so much and I know what's happened but I don't know why I did it.... I love you, Martin, and always will. I can't wait to see you again!

At this rate we wont be finished until Xmas... 2037.... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:45 pm

@4x

Have you seen the parts of the will that apply to you.
As the appointed barrister, he should know that he has a duty to send you copies of those parts.

Also what does the LLP stand for in

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Allen & 0very LLP, UK

? I think he owes you that answer.

Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:39 am

^^^LLP stands for 'Limited Liabilty Partnership', and is usually found after the name of partnerships of accountancy firms in the UK, where previously the partners had unlimited liability for any debts/liabilities should the firm go tits up. Fat chance!

Tommo
(ex-PwC employee)

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