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idigchess
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 14
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:11 am |
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It's my first bait. I just got an email from a guy whose probate officer logo was still a link to a google image logo from the probate bureau. |
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sangtimur-82
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 22 Nov 2008
Posts: 1
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:32 am |
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my scammer (Michael Bolton) use bcc to forward all of his scam emails,
I won with "undisclosed recipient"???
must be a very lazy guy. |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:40 am |
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Any lad answering my first email |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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limburger
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Posts: 619
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Posted:
Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:04 pm |
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I'm a beginning straight baiter, my best so far is a 'lady' who sent me a scan of her passport from Gabon. On it, her picture was plausible enough though looked a little pasted into the picture. However, under Sex/Sexe is clearly marked "M". |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Posted:
Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:00 pm |
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Last year, I started baiting a dying widow who quickly passed me over to her barrister. The barrister soon informed me that the widow had died. A month later, after I'd convinced the barrister to join my ministry and things were progressing nicely, the dead widow accidentally emailed me again, picking up from the last email I'd sent. (Two lads working together who didn't coordinate well). Things got a bit confusing, with security photos required all around. The dead widow turned out to be "just a terrorist" who apologized (repeatedly and with more photos, per my requirement) for trying to intervene. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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minester
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 116
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:21 pm |
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My lad says "money grams" and I had a two email thread about it. I asked, "What's "money grams"?" lol.
minester |
_________________ x2 Just got my second piggy! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:01 am |
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One Lad sent this is the first message:
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I AM J0Y K0NE THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND MRS. 3MM4NU3L K0NE |
But in the follow-up:
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he want me to leave in Abroad and invest this money for my future life as his only son |
To be honest, I missed that one at first, but well into the bait (when s/he was well and truly on the hook and faced with visa forms) I sprung this:
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[A]bout question 4; how long have you been female? It's an interesting legal question and one that's hard to get a ruling on. It's not like we can ask around freely! |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:25 pm |
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I like the love lads who keep saying they saw my profile at... one of the random guestbooks I signed. Something about "I like Greece" turns them on, apparently. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean -->
Last edited by ChainYanker on Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:23 am; edited 1 time in total |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:18 pm |
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Only this morning in one of the lame scripts:
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I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay |
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_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
x 2
(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:45 am |
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A love lad sent me what was basically a resume but ended his email with this
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About my last relationship..
My ex wife went to marry my best friend one day i was going to check on my ex boyfriend and i met both of them in my boyfriend's room and i fated and i was rushed to the hospital that was so painful But i have to forget about it and start a new life.and this is one of my most embarassing Moment. |
most embarrassing moment seems to be an understatement |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:08 pm |
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Wait, wait, wait, wait....
So he had a wife, an ex-boyfriend and a boyfriend??? xD |
_________________ Cuatro Esupada: Urukiora Shifa |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:14 pm |
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Busy lad. |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
x 4 x 2 |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:15 pm |
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Did he mean "fainted" or "farted"? |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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beckythatcher
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:21 pm |
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^^^^ I'm not sure. Which would be more painful and embarrassing? |
_________________ *Of M7CNS3cure - "honey sincerely this is really hard work and i have been sitting here all day trying to fix it all but once i make any mistake i have to start all over again and i am getting pissed off"
* are you the person making this mistake or are you doing this intentionally?......just pissed right now
Jack - Enugu to Lagos - thanks OD! "I am going through alot of pains here. if i had known i would not have come to lagos let alone allowing myself to be starnded." - 13 days!
James - Lagos to Port Harcourt to Calabar "Now they are on the street looking for where to sleep
x 18 x4 x2
I'm going shopping! $39,977.80 in fake checks |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:29 pm |
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and i fated and i was rushed to the hospital that was so painful |
Get him to describe the pain. |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
x 4 x 2 |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:35 pm |
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@beckythatcher: I think the latter may be more embarrassing, and surely can also be pretty painful after eating some really spicy food. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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Ab5olutD
DB Please!
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 445
Location: Chotisland
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:07 pm |
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Lol.
I just got an email from one of my potential TW@T members, regarding the membership forms:
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I HAVE NO MONEY,TO COMPLETE APPLICATION FORM,I HAVE NOT NEITHER SCAMMER NOR PRINTER |
BWUAHAHAHA. |
_________________ x3 x29 x5 x3 x4 x2 x2
Rev John Abul3: "We can wire into your virgina expressly to conceive bat"
Bens0n 3dward: "Do not insult me anymore cause little things makes me get angry"
F3rnando Just1ce: "I have given all of my work just now to do this" (286 clicks, 5hrs 6min 34sec)
Hag0p L0utf1c: "you are eating CHICKEN,I am eating nothing,this is not justice"
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here for a 100% risk free oportunity]</a> [Click here for WU, MG or BT forms] |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:17 pm |
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One of my love lads chatted with me for almost an hour - using the same ID he used in his emails to me, but telling me he was someone else.
He tried to cover up when I asked him via email who "Kelvin" was (he was using "Robert" with me). I let it go, but he grovelled for several exchanges after that. But I think he was afraid to chat anymore, and the bait kind of fizzled out after that. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Posted:
Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:11 am |
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here is one i received in the second email he sent me
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And i want to assure you that it
is legal and 100% risky as i will be feeding you back with all the
necessary details for smooth transfer of the said fund |
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_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:52 am |
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This today from one of my Lads:
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Do you know that there is nothing wrong in sending money to somebody through western union, the problem is are you sending it to the right person |
How very true and dripping in irony!!! |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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Master
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 2531
Location: AU
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:59 am |
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I think this lad is some sort of profit
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I am very glad to emphasize my fate in you |
a fate even he cannot comprehend |
_________________ 2,633 miles:"i am coming to safari myself"
All you did is a bunches of fucked-up!FIRE burn the G0mers!
Shorty & Hectard escape from guantanamo
it was all a big fuck of disappointed
you are the fooliest baboom!
You are dead MUMU!!!! |
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Mr_Happy
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 130
Location: Manchester UK
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:54 am |
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I asked for my lad to provide some Christmas photos (well the season is almost on us and I thought Id see if I can get a few festive trophies in early) and he sent me these:
To be honest, I'm beginning to think my lad may have been baited before
Told him they were inappropriate as they are not festive. He has since sent me a couple more festive pics, including this one (which no doubt will be repeating more than sprout curry)
He's still on the line so I'll keep toying with him |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Posted:
Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:05 am |
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^
Becky,
You're getting some great sig material -- you truly must be an angle.
Whenever I see..
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....ripe the fuirts of his hard labour....... |
..I crack up -- don't worry, it's not catching.
EDIT: Sorry, Mr_Happy: those are ossom trophies, too |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:45 pm |
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I don't know why you didn't think those were festive, Mr. Happy. In one of them he's wearing a GREEN blazer. (At least, that's what it looks like to me.) |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Mr_Happy
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 130
Location: Manchester UK
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:55 pm |
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Wright B Hindyou wrote: |
EDIT: Sorry, Mr_Happy: those are ossom trophies, too |
perhaps, but they're not my trophies
@ Titania - I thought it was Blue! |
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