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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:20 pm |
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About time we had a thread dedicated to the various causes of death thought up by our lads. Other than the usual Plane crash or the 21st April road accidents.
This lad I have just started contact with made what I thought was a spelling mistake, but as he repeated the word twice in his email, I can only conclude it is correct.
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| 11) DIED IN IRAQ BY U.S.A BOOMP EXPLOSION IN 2006. |
Is this a sudden increase in the populations of Boomps? And if so what is a Boomp? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:49 pm |
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Or the various cancers 
Try this one.
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| Two years ago,an American client... died in a ghasly accident while on ice skiing in the carribean |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:35 pm |
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Don't forget the baby girl Lilian Baba with prostrate cancer, although not dead it is always fatal! |
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"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:58 pm |
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The guy who was ice skiing in the Carribean...
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| His wife had died of prostrate cancer about five years ago |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:57 am |
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| died in a ghasly accident while on ice skiing in the carribean |
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Well, it's quite plausible, assuming he had joined the Jamaican bobsled team...
In another O/T note, Tonga is trying to get together a luge team for the next Winter Olympics. They're currently looking around for a hill steep enough to practise on a skateboard.... |
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Simon Bar Sinister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 403
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:14 am |
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BOOMP = BIG OGA ON MESCALINE & PEYOTE |
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 i have to tatoo on my hand and my chest thanks and god you and all member,s of w.i.c.c.a.n thanks you email ineed help pastor pleas help me please. - Muhsini Hasani (lad) 
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:21 am |
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Don't kill a lad for a minor typo .. Boob explosion is what he meant to say obviously. Too much silicons can be a real danger. |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:48 am |
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Isn't Boomp the sound a dolla chop makes?? |
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"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:09 am |
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At first this isn't too odd:
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| Unfortunately my father died from protracted diabetes |
But when faced with having to place his hand in the jaws of a dog (I was going for a Norse-themed trophy) he balked:
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| My Late Father Death, my stepmother use Dog to killed my father through sitten dog to his accident, ever since them we have been forbiden dogs |
Diabetes from dog bites? A medical first! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:45 am |
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| ... he was killed by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest |
Posted in Surplus at:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=151667
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:22 pm |
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Isn't "Boomp" the same as... *BUMP*? |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:30 pm |
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Ummm...that is actually how Steve Irwin died!!! He was the Crocodile Hunter after all, he could never check out choking on a McNugget, it was always going to be something exotic featuring a wild animal. |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:01 pm |
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Do you mean that this lad was actually telling the truth |
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Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:55 pm |
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Well probably more that he got lucky when he was copying something off the net, but yes!!
Mind you he did take some large liberties with the use of western union to carry on Steve's crusade as a wildlife warrior!!! |
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Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:25 am |
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yes steve did die that way true story . im waiting for the lads to do one on peter perfect he was killed by a tree it was a very sad time both steve and peter were idols to alot of people i grew up on foot ball, meat pies, kangaroos & holden cars  grikee that would make a good jingle for an add  |
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before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Firbuz
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 187
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:35 pm |
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I’m fond of the death certificate I got:
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This is to certify the Death of Mr. Isaac N——n V——e, who died on a ghastly gun assasination on the 12<sup>nd</sup> of August 1999.
The cause of his death is as a result of multiple injury sustained in the said shot out which lead to internal bleeding and most of his body cell distroyed. |
There’s no part of that statement I don’t love. |
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