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Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

Currently baiting a lad who wanted a MoneyGram transfer. To stall him I asked if I could transfer it with WU. He agreed to this until I asked him to fill in a WU security form ( now manditory in the UK).

I sent a form that I found in the toolkit and I got this crap in reply...

Quote:

Dear G0nz4l3s M1ng3,

Thanks. I apologies for not sending you the completed form due some unforeseen circumstances beyond my control.
Actually my immediate secretary whom i forwarded you his details had a serious car accident this morning and can not come to work
in the next week because he is currently hospitalized. I would therefore urge you to change the name to this one and please use
money gram money transfer services this time because western union as i made enquiries do not operate here in my country.
Here is the money gram agent or outlet in London for you to use or call them as they will direct you to the closer money gram agent
near your present location. You can contact them on this address
No 1 Bevington path London SE1 3PW or call them on 020 70895400.
They will direct you and you do not have to send any form for my secretary completion. We need to act on this fast.

Please use my present immediate secretary details which is as follows

Name; <DELETED BY ME>
ADDRESS; <DELETED BY ME>

I am very sorry for the inconveince and i hope you will bear with me as my other secretary is hospitalized and we can not wait for them.
Also money gram is faster and operate here whereas western union is not operational here.
Call the number i sent to you and make the payment as a gift and please do not make any mistake in the name.
I would want us to conclude with the company registration this week and apply for payment may be by wednesday because if i should pay them this week by monday or tuesday next week the certificates will be issued and sent to you immediately.
Once more i apologies for the inconviences this may cost you and hope you understand my point here,
I await your payment slip.

Thanks and God bless

I wish he would make his mind up. First he tells me WU is ok, then he tells me they don't operate in his country.
What he doesn;'t realise is that the forms are not down to the company.
Moneygram will have their own set of forms due to the Governments International terrorism blah, blah, blah ... fraud etc, etc ... clampdown on naughty types in general.

This guy seems like a dream for getting him off script Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:50 pm

Never give in, go to the Wu web site and find the nearest WU office for him, that's what they do with their victims, then setup an account here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=125626&highlight=mt3n and let him have some fun there.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

I've already sent him a moneygram security form to fill in. Nothing too outlandish, just something I made up today...sensible questions...nothing like ...

" Question 206. How many Llamas have you shagged in the last week?" Very Happy

I want to see if this guy is into a bit of form filling. Usually I get bored and give up before now ( I have the attention span of a goldfish), but with this guy, I'm finding that if you persist then it can lead to a lot of fun.

I threw in a fake lad a few weeks ago, threatening a dollar chop, but that was smoothed over and we're back on track.
But I'm dying to make the payment so the fake lad can dive back in there.

I can't believe that I've been going with this lad for 2 months. This is a record for me.

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:21 am

Actually the old car wreck thingo was originally there modality. We just stole it and made it better.

The thing with forms is that we make them ridiculous so the lads can't re-use them on unsuspecting real people. The more outlandish the less likely a person of some intelligence will automatically question why they need to respond to how many llama they shagged.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

Thanks for the advice.

I figured that it had to be filled in by the recipient of the cash that the lad would find this kind of form useless and a waste of their time. But I suppose that anything that might help their validity is a no-no.

Saying that, I did ask if they were a member of the terrorist orginisations US Republican Party or the Scottish National Party.

Also I'm up to 13 Llamas, 2 goats and hundreds of sheep.

Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:16 am

Ahh.. a New Zealander. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:28 am

A New Age Kiwi at that!!

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:35 am

nothing wrong with a few sheep, when nothing else is available Wink

Actually Alpacca's are better, you don't need to bend down to kiss them good-night Embarassed

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:37 am

Quote:

There was a young gaucho called Bruno,
Who said "There is one thing I do know,
A woman is fine,
A sheep is divine,
But a llama is numero uno."

Or are we getting O/T here? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 62

Sorry, not a kiwi, but I seem to be running out of options in Scotland. They're getting wise to me here. They run I mile when they see me with my big wellie boots on.

I've heard you've got millions of the buggers down below, maybe time for a wee holiday...

...I'll stop now Embarassed

Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:03 am

Ferdinand wrote:

Sorry, not a kiwi, but I seem to be running out of options in Scotland.

I suppose you could start raising Haggis?