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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:30 am

What do you need ?

Clearly if he wants to phone her after she has landed that's too late. There is the danger that some scammer in Cotonou will pick her up at the airport and grab the $20,000 cash she will be carrying.

Your Lad will be there to look after her and see she gets a nice hotel (that she will pay for) and I think she'll be happy to pay his bills to have him keep her safe and secure because I know she'll feel very nervous in a strange country on her own.

Ludmi||a can call him, or e-mail him and copies of tickets can be provided. I've even got the receipt gor her plane ticket and it's a lot more than the $80 he's moaning about. $80 is a small amount compared with his share of $20,000, and if he's smart he can get all his bills paid by Lumi||a. If he can't hustle the fare then he's not the man to handle this job.

Just a few ideas to throw at your Lad.

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:36 am

Thanks Gomer.

I'll have a think and PM you with what I go for. You crafty Pervert Bastard Very Happy

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:39 am

Let's face it - it's not as if he will be all on his own Twisted Evil

but don't tell him that.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:04 am

Sorry about today. Our internet crashed for the entire day and only came back up late tonight.

I hope its not to late to get Richard moving to meet our lovely Ludm1ll4.

Gomer I PM'd you.

I did a quick email tonight to him nothing special. Just a confirmation.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:05 am

I'll be doing a marathon ringing session in about two hours, including Richard. I'll call him as Ludmi||a. I don't want to give him my number as I would have to give him a UK number and that may make him suspicious, and I would prefer to reserve that for use as Mr G0mer's number.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:16 pm

I was worried about the phone number issue. He's really pushing it. What ever works!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 5:44 pm

My lad did not respond to my queries. Apparently he's not there or found out I'm a "joker" Sad

So no lad from me tomorrow at the airport...

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:04 pm

I've rung Richard as Ludmi||a but after answering he stopped speaking - which I was quite glad about as I can never understand much of what he says.

I'll ring him later as Mr G0mer and chew his arse off over not speaking to her. Shorty was always completely fooled by my female impersonation, but I've not had the same success with others recently.

Ludmi||a has had mails from Peter Mens@ (one of mine) Matus0 Franc0is (one of mine) Jean Phi||ip (not sure whose he is) and Joseph 0ba (not sure whose he is).

I can't claim the last two - anyone know who they are ? One of them could be the Cotonou assocates of Richard, but who knows. I have replied to them all.

I got this in from Peter Mens@ from Ghana

Quote:

Dear 0latunji
i gave you my no yesterday and i have written the maga telling her that we are expecting her let know what is up as in ur no so that we can discuss immediately i need this woman,s no so that i can control her on phone i have office here in ghana and cotonou if let me have ur response immediately my i am in ghana now but will leave for cotonou by morning flight tommorrow if i speak with the woman and confirm from her that she will be in cotonou by 24th call me and give me the woman,s no +233xxxxxxxxx

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:32 pm

I'm not too sure about my lad making it from Accra now. He's still holding out for his fare to Benin despite being told several times it can't be done.

He's also claiming that he's phone is broke which is a first for me - A lad who doesn't want to speak.

I'll PM his email addy if you want it Gomer and you can send him a short message telling him what time Lvdmi11@ is arriving in Cotonou. He'll bite or he won't. I'm getting bored of him to be honest - very whiney!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:33 pm

Oba looks familiar. He is one of the ones we baited? I could be wrong.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:47 pm

Yes Joseph Oba is our guy!!!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:13 pm

Okay parrot - J0seph appears to be the alter ego of Richard.

I'll call Richard again to chew him off for not talking to Ludmi||a, and I'll post the recording so you can see (or hear) the trouble I'm having.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:29 pm

sounds perfect. Oh have I said thank you lately??

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:45 pm

No problem - I'll give him my UK redirect number and change the answerphone message. I'll be out in the morning but I'll be back in time for the flight in the evening.

I haven't asked any to make a poster but they usually do that themselves.

I'm hoping thet there'll be a nice blonde on the flight. It's an Air France flight so I think I can be pretty sure there'll be one. Shorty saw one when I sent him to Cotonou and, even better, he couldn't get near her. So there'll be plenty of arm waving and shouting of Ludmi||a going on.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:47 pm

Hey Gomer, you can always tell Richard that Ludm1lla has a frog on her throat or a bad cold.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 7:51 pm

We have to email him one more time so we can monitor his movements with the read notifier so we can tell him Ludm1lla will be watching for her sign.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:55 pm

has summoned forth all his grey matter to write to me from one of his other character’s email accounts <DOH!> Razz

that he is very confused. Seems they can’t find any Ludm111a at the Hotel Ritz Carlton in Paris.
I sent him the ticket and receipt but didn’t tell him what she looks like-still hoping for that sign. She's carrying $10K in blank AMEX travellers checks.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:58 pm

She also isn't listed under her name. She is listed under the production company for which she works! Silly lad!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:59 pm

One other thing you may ask him is why is he trying to contact your mugu! Is he trying to chop your dolla on this one!

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:02 pm

Yes - if they don't speak French they should say Onkoolur de Shevrur to any French person they see.

Actually if they need to ask a gendarme for directions then I guarantee that they will get taken there (away) if they say that to them.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:14 pm

What will be the local time in Benin for this flight arriving? 1950?

Lad keeps asking for a Benin number - keep telling him, Ludm1//@ won't take calls in Benin and insists on being met at the airport!

He has changed his mind about me sending him the travel expenses, he may now be able to get the money together!

PS - Gomer, did you get my PM with my lads email addy? I sent it but it's not in my sentbox

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:43 pm

@Gomer

I just PM'd you a new email from Richard.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

I fear that any lads who turn up at shorty's house may be in big trouble.

Quote:

GUY,FORGET THAT TRASH!

COME TO HOUSE, THEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU LIAR!

I KNOW YOUR GAME!

I will wind him up even more so he will be hiding behind the front door with his bb gun for weeks.

shorty has been going by the name Rev C0rn3lius Ab3day0.
Mr Gomer has an account with the same name which has been used to chop his dolla in the past. I am also baiting him from another addy which mr gomer has taken an interest in. Shorty is sending warnings about it in all directions. I am also working on getting him to cameroon.

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:16 pm

Oh the flight arrives at 19h50 ?! I thought it was in the morning.

So I've sent a dozen mails to different lads I had waiting, telling them I had an urgent issue and that I came directly to Cotonou. Let's see what's next...

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:42 pm

Here is the call I just made to Richard from Ghana who is using an associate in Cotonou. He is heavily into 'wash wash' and wants to do that with Ludmi||a. Many have tried but she prefers to shower alone.

http://Gomer.fileave.com/MrGomerVRichard.mp3

I had to do some off the cuff lying and some of them were quite good and I'll use them next time. Very Happy

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Interesting - I make Joseph 0ba as a Ghana Lad and we thought he was Richard's Cotonou Lad

He mailed Ludmi||a with this message this evening

Quote:

Pls i will like to have your phone number now, and also call me now so that we can talk it is very important kindly make sure you send me your telephone number.

I've had a rethink and if you have him down as sending him an ASEM parrot then he could be a bona fide safari for you

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Peter Mens@h is another Ghana Lad and a complete dingbat

Ludmi||a got these from him this evening

Quote:

Dear Madam
We shall take care of all that you have to nothing to worry about we
shall give you the warmest Cotonou hospitality as for your monies you
shall have no problem on your arrival , we look forward to receiving
your in cotonou tommorrow.we will be coming to the airport to pick
you.
regards
peter mensah

Quote:

Dear Madam
You have nothing to worry about as we shall accord you all the
hospitality any bank customers deserves as you may know that cotonou
is a very peaceful country this is a clue about hotels in cotonou here
The Hotel Dona Benin proposes you 21 comfortable and entirely
air-conditioned 3 stars category rooms of which 6 Single, 14 Double
and 1 Suite.
we shall be meeting tommorrow
regards
peter mens@h

He's mine and clearly in the Shorty mould - a complete brainless moron. What's he on about hotels for ? I'll see if I can mate him with Shorty and start breeding super mugus.

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Jean Phi||ipe is a Cotonou Lad and therefore may be Richard's associate

He's probably Richard's accomplice so I'llput him down to you parrot.

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Matuso Franc0is is from Nairobi so I doubt he can make it.

He's mine but I think there's more chance of England winning a rugby match than him getting to Cotonou, but I'll keep an eye on him.

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After all that work we are down to two probable meeters and greeters for Ludmi||a, only one of which will represent a safari, but that's not bad considering it was achieved from ASEM's.

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