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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:49 pm |
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Well, as some of you know, I have recently moved from Maui to Oahu (Hawaii). I've been looking for places to rent while I stay with my friends here, and just saw a place today that seemed perfect. I was telling the date I had tonight about it, and said that it was probably a scammer that had the listing, because it's about 200 dollars a month cheaper than most 2 BR houses in this area per month. Anyway, she started breaking down other reasons it could be cheap, but in the end, when I walked in tonight, here's what was waiting for me in my inbox:
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Hello,
Thanks for the email, I am looking for responsible tenants that he/she is going to take care of the property as if it were your own and he/she will be willing to make the Property clean as we left it and have been transfered by my company to our head quarters in Abuja, Nigeria and won't be coming to the property until three or four years now and that means you are renting the Property for long term and short term lease is also acceptable. It's one of the only property for rent in a convenient neighborhood that is peaceful and safe, its situated at 45-350 Kahanahou Circle, Kaneohe HI 96744 You can easily drive down there to take a look at the exterior of the house. The rent is $1200 per month and it includes the utilities such as Heat, A/C in wall/window, Hydro, cable, Garbage Disposal, Fireplace , Fridge, stove, Dishwasher, Dryer, Breakfast Bar, Dining Table and Sofa Set, Refrigerator, Canopied deck overlooking nature, internet access e.t.c. I am with the keys and the neccessary document meant for the property and the reason is that, i tried to find an agent but couldn't see a trustworthy agent after we lost our formal agent in a car accident that was why I would love you to get back to me on how you can keep my house clean and your experience with renting my Property. I look forward to hearing from you ASAP so that i can forward you an application to fill out and discuss on how to get the house for rent, also are you ready to rent it now or when? The house is available now. Thanks, Await your reply.
LAWRENCE TRACY
MARKETING MANAGER
The Shell Petroleum Development
Company of Nigeria Ltd.
House 13, Shell Trustees Estate
Madeira Street
Off Shehu Shagari Way
Maitama,Abuja Nigeria.23409
Phone # +2348062604429
www.Shell.com |
The e-mail addy is [email protected]
Anyone want to move to Hawaii? Come on, there must be TONS of you to keep this application process tied up. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:55 pm |
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we lost our formal agent in a car accident |
Not a ghastly car accident on the sagamu expressway, by any chance? |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:36 pm |
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Died intestate, no known relatives, $xmillion dollars in bank account, etc. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:51 pm |
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I'll help but only if you let me move there and crash on your couch for awhile. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:58 pm |
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It's snowing here all day long, so I decided to move anyway. He's got my full attention. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:33 pm |
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With an addy like [email protected] do you think her puppy scamming business is being hurt by the economy and she has branched out into real estate?
BTW, message sent. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:30 pm |
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Ok Im interested - especially as the fireplace is included in the rent
So message sent |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:52 pm |
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Sunshine and Pebble are cold...
http://s271.photobucket.com/albums/jj144/SunshineTheHorse/?action=view¤t=snowyponies23Nov08.jpg
... and would *love* to move to Hawaii. |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:25 pm |
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Well he is quick - I have already had a reply in exactly the same format as OP.
He wants me to drive down and take a look - well maybe tomorrow |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:13 am |
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Mr Tambourine Man wrote: |
Died intestate |
As it was a car accident I presume that would be - died interstate. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:06 am |
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Wow!! he doesnt seem to mind about my large pets, my pagan worship ceremonies or my penchant for amateur chemistry experiments. He has sent me a form to fill in. Unfortunately I dont think I'll have time for all of that nonsense, time for some fun and perhaps he'll be the one filling in WU anti sc@m forms |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:03 am |
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Lets see how this goes:
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Hi H0mes, i got your form man, but I'll be honest with you, I aint got no referees and I need to know that it will be OK for me to live at your place before I commit to any deposit. I have cash for 2 month's rent and a deposit but I've had problems in the past with landlords. My money is good and i can get it to you ASAP. I dont want to pay you rent and a deposit, move in and the 1st time the neighbours catch us in the back garden with a couple of sheep they call the cops and I'm evicted. That would be silly man, pay you money and then get kickled out of the house.
I dont want to waste time filling in forms if my alternative lifestyle is going to be an issue for you. I have a lifestyle that many people in society find disgusting and if you share that prejudice then there is no point me filling in the forms.
If on the other hand you are prepared to avoid judging me before you even know me than I am prepared to trust you.
Pablo |
I dont think he will have any problems with it, in fact I think he will get as far as the line about cash and start typing OK into his e-mail!! |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:52 am |
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yes, I need a house with four large bedrooms, bathrooms equipped with spa baths as a location for my next film shoot |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:16 am |
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The house looks good on Google Earth. No pool though. Mayby you can use the neighbours..... I'll drop him a line... |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:19 am |
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Yep, just as I suspected, he is more than happy for some devil worshipping pagans to move in and run amok. I'm guessing the rent is to be paid via WU.
I suspect that I might have some problems scanning in the application form though!! |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:33 am |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:49 am |
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Thanks for all of the laughs, everyone. I can't wait to see what this non-bastard* comes up with for his replies.
* Apparently the word "bastard" is a little too harsh these days at 419eater when talking about a lad. I suppose I am to just wuv the wittle fuckers nowadays. YAY for scammers!!! It's SO fun trying to find a house on Craigslist!! |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:55 pm |
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Sent a nice email asking further questions about the property, also for pictures of the interior and a floorplan and to arrange a viewing in early December |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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Firbuz
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 187
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:15 pm |
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Actually, GP, I am pretty certain that one of my lads had a relative who died of an intestate infection. |
_________________ “if you can not send the fee direct better stop this transaction. so that i can have peace.” … “No need i fill any form is stressful i will not do that!!!” —Barr. Donlad Williams
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:23 pm |
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Has anybody else received the 'Property Rental Application' form? |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:25 pm |
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Hi Bluebaiter - No I havent received the form ...and I wont fill it in anyway |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:32 pm |
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Hi Maggie, yes I can foresee some technical problems scanning the form in to send back to him!! |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:35 pm |
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^^^ Not to mention the many many questions and queries I will have before I am even willing to mess the form up |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> |
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:35 pm |
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I have the form. pretty basic stuff. hardly worth the trouble to fill in. I guess we could start talking about money..... |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
x 4 x 2 |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:58 am |
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Heeeeeeeeeere's Lawry!!!
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Receiver's Name: LAWRENCE TRACY
Address: 26, PALMS ESTATE ALLEN AVENUE, LAGOS NIGERIA 23401
Amount: $500 |
you guessed it, WU to Lag0s for the security deposit. Best thing is that he has no problems with my pet Leopard called fluffy!!
Now how do we turn this creep's life into a living hell? He is quick to answer most of the time. I might have to come up with something crerative. hmmmmmmm!! |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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