My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:38 pm

Sorry I looked. Have to take the steel wool to the eyeballs... Shocked

Classic though. It is interesting to thinnk that this kind of thing is probably one of the best ways that the lads can reveive a taste of some kind of justice.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:05 pm

^^^
Yup. I'd rather see him in jail but since that's not possible, humiliation will have to do.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:28 pm

NN hard at work in his lad modification studio

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:33 pm

The things I do for you guys. Try explaining it when your spouse asks - "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NOW???" - I don't really offer an explanation any more. I usually just say it's for a good cause and you should erase the image from your mind.

Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:34 pm

im more worried about the kids........

Laughing

Let me qualify that statement. Definately keeping the kids off 419eater until they are older!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:49 pm

This is a bit hit and miss (and I've had a lot of email bounces so PLEASE do fw on if you have a list), but I think there's some merit in the idea...

This is a private email from Gomer forwarded on by accident into your lads inboxes (please feel free to copy/paste/amend/improve). It features 2 pictures deliberately badly photochopped only for GomerBoyz. Now the idea here is that stolen pictures, emails and information are even more rewarding than any told, so it spreads Sam's misery, it taunts Sam from Gomer even more, and it extends the legend of Gomer. That's the idea anyway.

Quote:

Boys look these pictures very funny - Gomer says print ok?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Joshua Gomer <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, Nov 12, 2008 at 9:09 PM
Subject: GOMER BOYS NEWS SECRET OK
To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]

### TO ALL GOMER BOYZ ONLY ###

### DO NOT TELL ANYONE THIS IS TOP SECRET AGAIN ###

### THIS IS SECRET OK YOU TELL ANYONE I CUT YOUR BALLS OK NOT JOKING ###

Boyz, it's Uncle Gomer here again, and I got big news and funny picture for you this month. I'm moving operation HQ from Miami to LA but will need two of you to come over to keep up Miami operation. The top earner will be brought over in time for Xmas, I tell you who today. I also need 3 guys in Europe so make big money I bring you over.

OK so team – this year so far we made $1.6M. $287,450 of that was thanks to Oba's porn format, big money very easy – you ask him for the format, you make it work, maybe you come to Europe ok? So Oba is number 1 coming to USA ok? I send you passport next week meet you in Miami and show you what you need to do ok? You will like it here beach and money and crazy girls, Oba you will feel like heaven Smile

Boys work hard next time maybe you ok?

BrownEye man you done really good this month, good man. Boyz, this year BrownEye has hacked over 80 email accounts of other guymen. Chopping mugu has made us big money as you all know, Daniel just by chopping brought in $232,000 working full time chopping stupid gmen like the one in the photos. Little work, big money, boys I send you all to chop chop chop maybe get to Europe

Europe I need 2 boys in London 1 in Barcelona so chop chop and come to the west life and laugh at the foooools!

Now you get new boys for Gomer gang not stupid boys like Shorty, get real boys to take over when I bring you to west. Remember $25000 prize for best new lad you find.

Now for funny – Daniel found this guy in a BrownEye account he was trying stupid begging format but he sent mugu these pictures. Now boyz you must print these and put in cafes in lagos to remember the foools who make us rich. If you have a bad day, look at this fooooool and laugh cos it will never be this bad. This is sad boy. And we chopped his mugu for over $10,000. Yeah, this boi gave us $10,000 and has a small dick too – if you see him you just laugh, man.

OK now remember remember muti is bullshit yeah, you stick with Gomer and leave muti to joker boys only. If you want to come to USA or Europe you cannot do muti and you see it's shit. Hey I'm proof you don't need it. Do muti and you're out ok? Talking and brains are our power so use them. Share good formats, talk boys talk and we all make more money.

Now boyz remember you stick with your Uncle Gomer, I make you rich, fight Uncle Gomer, I make you weep.

### REMEMBER THIS IS JUST FOR GOMER BOYZ OK YOU TELL I GET YOU OK ###
one love
GOMER

Here are your attachments - they come with the same NSFW warnings as others in this thread. Not Safe For Eyes, to be honest.

- PM ME FOR LINKS -

Anyway, anyone with a list to abuse please feel most free to borrow from this Smile

One love...

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

He needs to clean his toilet theres something living in it.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:16 pm

It would appear the **NSFW** and warnings are not enough. Contact member for image if you need to see it.

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:44 pm

The link removal is probably wise, they are pretty, well, erm...graphic, and not in a good way.

But if anyone does want any of the pics, just ask Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:50 pm

I blame the mods for picking this up earlier. Very Happy

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

His toliet did it for me, I can't believe a small wang can cause that much mess

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:59 pm

Just to say - loads of you wanted the NSFW pics and format email, you twisted lot, you. Any more, just PM and I'll happily send you a form letter with links and stuff in to enjoy - on the sole condition you use them to make a lads day worse!

Edit: The Gomer mail seems to cause upset Smile

Quote:

[email protected]
DEAR MR GOMER,
OTU NNE GI.
SAFE YEH.

I asked the *real* Gomer if he had any translation ideas, it looks like a real flame to do with my (well Gomer's) mother. Kindly, Gomer also gave me a wonderful (and similarly Igbo) return flame, except it was a flame made of flames, with flames coming out of them. Quite nasty. Only seemed appropriate to return the venom with added vinegar Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:51 pm

Thought since I had the computer back up and running, and I was bored out of my mind last night; why not send out the script to a few more lads with our lad's info on it. Got a couple interested lads surprisingly, or maybe not such a surprise after all.

[email protected]

Quote:

Dear Guy
Well i like your surgestion about this issue meanwhile i did not see any performance from your video tape.

so i am intresting but i will tell you the true i am not a gay but i will like you to show me how sweetable you will suck my dick till i cum on your mouth seems your price is only 1000 naira i think i will make it double if you do your job very well.

meanwhile i am not in Nigeria i based in Abidjan but i will arive on 15 december so lets fix the appointment.
Thanks
Doris

[email protected]

Quote:

I will like to fuck you. i will call you later

[email protected]

Quote:

Him Sam

How are you, how much is your stuff,you said that u can suck well,if i wanna fuck you from where, That fat girl on your cam you choosed as ur friend,where does she stay,is she a lesbian.

I await your response before giving you appointment.

Nons

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:52 pm

The Mich_wills guy wrote me/Sam back. He is hot and heavy for Sam, he may just become Sam's new stalker. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:08 am

Sam has totally ditched me and my pornstar and fake lad characters. Sad

I wrote him yesterday from another fake lad account saying simply that I had some jobs for him and to get back to me, hoping that I could follow up with a pitch to do gay pron. But he didn't take the bait. He's clearly off in a corner licking his wounds now.

But if you can keep getting more lads to contact him, maybe it will help his self-esteem. I wouldn't want him to think he's been forgotten. Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Maybe he decided to stop scamming? Shocked

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:47 am

Nah, he's either too busy fending off other lads who were turned on by his picture, or lads who were turned off by his picture and are trying to kill him. Either way, he's screwed. Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:58 am

^Nah, I'd like to think both groups are on his tail*

*Pun intended

train boi Joined: 04 Nov 2008 Posts: 697

Maybe he is at the chemist getting some KY jelly or some soothing cream for his sore opening, Its probs red raw.

Or maybe he went and decided to sell his computer and sort his fking toilet out

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:19 pm

One lad is very keen on some lad on lad action. He also wants one of the scammer's Myspace friends, a rather large white girl, to also join the fun. Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

Ha ha, I love the gay lad responses. Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:28 pm

probably wishes he'd agreed to pay Gomer's blackmail $5k now!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:30 pm

His Myspace friends include a few American women, some seem like they could be possible vics.

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:06 pm

OK, ok, it seems like all the PM I get now is for links to the images, so I've created an autoresponder - you just email Smile

email - [email protected]
Subject line must be "419eater-nsfwformat" (no quotes, no spaces)

I will never see or read the email body, so don't worry about providing one.

The *good* pics were by Nurse Nasty. The crap ones (lad-style) were by yours truly, although I am rather proud of 'guyman na GAYMAN' as a T-shirt slogan.

I want to make it clear, Eater is an incredibly tolerent and inclusive community - the only reason why the reference to a lads sexuality is even a point of discussion is because it is a big deal to them!

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:16 pm

"Eater is an incredibly tolerent and inclusive community". Unless you're a lad! Laughing

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