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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:39 pm

NN.
Can you post the email headers please. I'd like to know where he is.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:17 pm

Quote:

IP address: 41.210.17.47
Reverse DNS: adsl1747.4u.com.gh.
Reverse DNS authenticity: [Verified]
ASN: 0
ASN Name: IANA-RSVD-0
IP range connectivity: 0
Registrar (per ASN): Unknown
Country (per IP registrar): GH [Ghana]
Country Currency: Unknown
Country IP Range: 41.210.0.0 to 41.210.63.255
Country fraud profile: High
City (per outside source): Accra, Greater Accra
Country (per outside source): GH [Ghana]
Private (internal) IP? No
IP address registrar: whois.afrinic.net
Known Proxy? No
Link for WHOIS: 41.210.17.47

He's where he says he is.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:37 pm

This just in:

Quote:

Yes .
The money are all in $ 1 denomination, but darken.
And all are in good shape.
Sir, pls help me, 50% is your share after we get through, pls help me.
Can i have your cellphone # so that we can relate more on phone?

Just what the Kl1ner Foundation needs! We are going to make like bandits!

However... I'll need someone to be Wa1ter K1iner of the Kl1ner Foundation in Margrave, Georgia, perhaps with a phone to contact the Lad. I have a plan...

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:50 pm

Nurse Nasty wrote:

He's where he says he is.

Thanks. I've just given myself a slap. He's emailed me three times, and I asked you for the headers?
Sad

Anyway, with any luck, I can send him to the airport to meet me.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:18 pm

Mr Tambourine Man wrote:

He's emailed me three times, and I asked you for the headers?

I just prefer to do all your work for you. Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:18 am

Quote:

Hello.
I live in accra, ghana.
The nearest airport is lome, TOGO, but i can not move an inch , if you want to help , help me.
bye
dave

How am I supposed to help him? He hasn't even given me his address.

EDIT. Accra has its own airport, so why has he told me Lome? It's better for me, of course. I haven't sent a lad on safari yet.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:57 pm

The little maggot is resisting de-education!

Mal sent this:

Quote:

I'm glad the money is in good shape, but I need to know what denomination the money is. Again - are they $1 bills?
Also - you mentioned Lesbianese - exactly who are they? Do they know who you are? Are you safe?
I have to be sure of these things. More wealth than you can imagine is riding on this right now. Don't let me down!

This came back:

Quote:

The money is $1 dollars denomination.
I never mentioned lesbaineses, i said, LEBANESES(LEBANON PEOPLES)
Sir, help me, so that i can get this solution to wash this bill.
Do you have cellphone # , pls give me so that we can relate fine?

I guess I won't press the point about Lesbians/Lebanese...

As before, I'll need someone I can phone pimp this guy to. I'm also wondering when to break it to him that the blackening isn't a problem...

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:04 pm

I have also been trying this guy, keeps giving me 1 or 2 line answers asking when my agent is coming to help.

Seems to have an incredibly stupid story but i am wondering if he is taking the piss and counter baiting.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:56 pm

Yastreb wrote:

I guess I won't press the point about Lesbians/Lebanese...

He hasn't challenged me on this yet. If he does, I'll tell him that it's a female criminal organisation, with a high proportion of lesbian members. What the Eater's view on creating a Wikipedia article about it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

He hasn't responded to me yet. Crying or Very sad

It could be he doesn't appreciate my asking for more than the allotted 50% -- or maybe he doesn't like priests....

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:25 pm

He is apparently a liar...

Quote:

Dear Madam
Help me, i have not gotten any body. Shocked

pls help me ,
can you visit me in ghana so that we can negotiate for the " washing solution"?
bye
dave

Anybody to help maybe...
But he received I think a lot of replies though... Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:17 pm

I told him I was flying in with $185,000 cash, and suddenly he can move an inch.

Quote:

Shall we meet in LOME,?
But mind you, i can not come with all those bags to LOME.
So what shall we do to that?
bye
dave

Washing $1million in the middle of an airport? I don't think so.

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:28 pm

Nine replies - poor boy must have been having problems?

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its a

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its all darken

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its all darken and

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its all darken and all

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its all darken and all

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its all

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its all darken and all in $

Quote:

can you help me out.
Its all darken and all in $ 1

Quote:

yes.
i need your help.
can you help me.
its all in $ 1 dollar note but darken.
i need little money to but washing solution.
bye
dave

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:05 pm

It looks as if he's on safari to Togo on Saturday. I'm due to arrive at Lome at 18:50. Although I'm sure something will go wrong with my plans. Just haven't decided what yet.

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This dude has gotten some serious misinformation about laundering money. "I go wash yo dolla!"

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:00 pm

Quote:

Sir
to count 1$ denomination of 10 million u s dolars will take number of months , but the total amount was place in one of the sack bag.
so let believe its altogether $10,000,000.00 u s dollars.
The fluid cost $ 10,000 u s dollars ,
sir, can you help me? and tell me your %???
bye
dave

You lot should learn to negotiate better - how's that, $10k down from $185,000, eh?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:53 am

He's going to Togo?

Mal sent this:

Quote:

As I said, there's a lot at stake here - and if I'm right you could be richer than you could ever know!

You're in Ghana - where is the closest airport or airstrip? This is very important.

I'll be in touch once I've gotten agreement from my associates.

His reply:

Quote:

I am in accra, ghana. all the money is here so my travelling to any neighbouring country will be absolutely immaterial, so if you want to help me then you have to come here to accra.

So Mal replied:

Quote:

I fully intend to come there once my associates have OK'd things. You'll hear from me or Mr Kl1ner soon.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:16 am

I think he's dropped me for a better paying maga called Yastreb. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:05 am

^^^ Oops... Embarassed

No hard feelings, I hope... if that's so, would you like to take the role of Mr Kl1ner of the Kl1ner Foundation?

Mal's associates include Mr Wa1ter Kl1ner, his son Stevie, J0e R3acher and 5herman 5t0ller, all part of a massive counterfeiting ring, to whom ten million $1 bills could be worth, literally, a billion dollars.

Let's think of how we can drive Davie-boy into madness and despair...

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:14 am

No hard feeling at all. Please by all means play him out.

I think because a few of us have emailed him he's taken too the person who asks the least questions and promises the biggest, quickest payday. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:27 pm

Quote:

Sir
I can see, you want us to meet in TOGO, but dont forget that i told you the money is here in ghana, so what is the purpose of my coming to TOGO when the money is in accra?
pls advice.
bye
dave

I'm supposed to turn up at Lome with nobody to meet me? And without having his home address? I've spent all day getting hold of $185,000 in cash, and I'm pissed off. I've given him another slap.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:07 pm

Latest:

Quote:

OKAY.
I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY AND YOUR ARRIVAL DATE.

He still hasn't named the nearest airport or airfield... beyoond saying that he's in Accra!

Man, this guy is either stupid or a rank novice - maybe both?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:01 pm

Well I'm down from $185,000 to $10,000 to $200 at the moment - I just want to see how low I can get...so my guess is rank amateur Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:21 pm

Yastreb wrote:

Man, this guy is either stupid or a rank novice - maybe both?

Both i think.
He told me Lome (Togo) is the nearest airport. Even though Accra has one. There's an Air France flight due to arrive at Lome 6:50pm Saturday, and I've told him I intend to be on it. What if you were on the same flight?

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:10 am

Quote:

Hello Mdam
Pls try to come.
You could send me the photocopy of your international passport so that i can do invitation letter for you.
pls your coming down will really enhance the deal.
pls help me out.
do you have cellphone # so that i can call you ?
bye
dave

I think I will go to Lomé also!

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