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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:33 pm

MM even help quickly to recover the typical lad in hospital sickness, where money heals all:

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FROM ANNA WlLLlAMS ....THIS IS MY PICTURE

I thank you for your mail to me, now here is one of my picture (meaningless, taken from the web), so i want to know when exactely the time the enrolment will commence, i will be waiting to read from you as you promise. I pray that God will grant me health recovery before then, i will like to perticipate on it, i also have a friend that will like to join me,

Here is my Doctors contact incase if you want to talk to me,
+225 xxx

May God contineu to bless you,
my best regard
Anna Williams.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:15 pm

May I ask, would we arrange on Friday, December 5th - Sunday, December 7th, for another project?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:17 pm

do you thinkthat is enough time? let me know and I will update the website.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:22 pm

And where, if? Same location? A follow-up photoshooting and sponsor meeting, or a follow up "end of the year show"?
The new applicants are all from Nigeria...Benin again, or Cameroon?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:24 pm

end of the year show would be perfect. where are the new lads from?

maybe peter would be interested. Laughing

we can pull it off the website and send it to the new lads

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:26 pm

Waiting for Otterfan. - The two form fillers are all from Nigeria, so either "to the left" or "to the right". Conservatively speaking, Pendj. wasn´t that bad, was it? (And we´ve beaten down that road several times.)

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:48 pm

sounds good

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:00 pm

Baiter Rattenfänger from scambaiter.info says he has 11 (!) girls who want a MM employment contract ! Can I forward that thing to him?

For me, usual mails from averagely "interested" lads look like this:

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lets get to bussiness
16:26 (Vor 4 Stunden)

GOOD AFTERNOON MR OLD HALM .
PLS I GOT YOUR REPLY.BUT I NEED TO GET STREAT TO BUSNESS WITH YOU.
ONLY IF YOU ACCEPT WHAT I WILL SAY.
AS FOR THE AWARD FORGET IT I PROMISE TO GET YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
BUT I NEED YOUR FIRST PROMISE TO BE MADE BEFOR I COMMENTS ON OTHER THINGS.I HAVE MANY OTHER THING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ROLE.

MR OLD HARM I FELL LIKE TALKING TO YOU ON PHONE.
ONLY IF YOU CAN CALL ME TO DAY.

ONE MORE THING YOU NEED TO SEND ME THE MONEY LATEST TUMORROW.
AND SEND IT TRUE WESTERN UNION AND GET ME THE INFORMATION WHICH I NEED FROM THE BANK TO COLLECT.
I NEED IT TO PREPARE VERY WELL

I NEED TO ASK MY FRIEND TO GET ME SOME ROLEMETACE CLOTH FROM HER
SHOP IN ENGLAND.
BYE AND BLESS YOU
WILLIAMS ANNA

Well...it seems we need to give them something to do...photo assignments and an extravaganza to look forward upon? Can we make up a decision over the weekend for Monday?

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:34 pm

Update on John Kwuf0du (from the previous page).

First, he just copied to me the same email that Frumpy received.

I replied...

Jack wrote:

Dear John Kwuf0du,

How are you today, sir? I hope you are well and still brim-full of the enthusiasm I detect in your emails. This is the sort of character trait we put first at M00seknuckle Modeling because it leads to success and excellence in the things you choose to do.

Randa11 and I are currently discussing the new batch of applicants we have received but I think I am not speaking out of turn by telling you that I have a very good feeling about your application.

I will contact you before the end of this week after I have finished my discussion with Mr Oldman.

I wish you well for now, for the future, and for your career with us if you are successful!

Jack

Real life gets in the way (as it is prone to do) so I can't attend to him for a little while.

Lad wrote:

Sir;
Good day to you and other members of m00seknucle; I am writing to inform you that i am still waiting to know my faith if i am successful or not; if i am successful i want to prepare myself for the forthcoming model show coming up in Abidjan 4th of december 2008; and that of Nigeria 2009; I am in a hurry to begin to make waves for m00seknuckle like i promised you.
Secondly; I told you i ,ve been through with my assignment here and i have been staying in a guest house; but if i am giving an oportunity to serve you i will now know how to adjust myself imidiately.
Please Sir; i am anxiously waiting.
John.

Um.... there's a show in Abidjan in December? I'll have to re-read the thread and consult with my colleagues about that one! Unless he's referring to his, ahem, real job in the fashion industry.

Anyway...

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

I apologize for not replying sooner. It gets quite busy around here at this time of year, with companies demanding small last-minute changes to their Christmas campaigns.

But also, I have been trying to arrange something out of the ordinary because I was so impressed with your application and the enthusiasm that your emails to me contain. I won't say much more right now, but if I am successful in arranging this for you, I will let you know in the next day or so. I think you will like it and it will be a great start to our working relationship.

Until then,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Sir;
I love men who are apreciatives; such men are creative. focused and good to associate with; An African proverb say;s; The association we keep today determines our faith tomorrow. for it makes or mere you.

If m00senuckle changed the life of Randa11 Oldman; i want to dine; love and marry m00senuckle enterprises; Randa11 testified his successes since he joined this great association. i am proud and happy to be linked with you Sir.

I am making moves already to penetrate into the market and start shopping for m00seknuckle; like you;ve promised i am only waiting for your permission to set GO.
Until then Sir;I REMAIN LOYAL.
John.Ccan you please send to me your phone number sir?

What is it about Jack that attracts so much love and... um... the other sort of love, too?

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:39 pm

Abidjian

He´s really making a lot of waves for MM. IIRC, Pendj. was the location to be. Well...que sera sera.

PS. I am also proud and happy to be married with MM. I´m also penetrating the market, several times a day Wink

Internationalchrysis has a short answerphone message for MM ready (of 2:30 duration), forwarded to Jack. - Apart from that, I´m asemming...I´ve found some 3000 lad addies the other day. For me they are all wannabe models...

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:44 pm

what a lovely reply otterfan.

i like that he "wants to penetrate the market" Laughing

so do we agree to shoot for December 5-7 or should we plan the 12th-14th? we have alot of work to do for the 5-7

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:51 pm

^^

A prophetic statement, for sure. They're going to be screwed. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:58 pm

I would like us to stick to the Dec. 6th weekend if you don´t mind...

if you agree. Can you please inform Simba of the details of our invitees soon? Smile

Received this email off Solomon:

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dear Mr r4ndall,
the truth is as i speak we have only got this your msg as reply.
kindly imform Mr jack to feed us with the good news.
rgds
mr solomon

So I had to make his mouth even wetter, with leaving every options open to what you bosses decide Smile

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Dear Applicant,

We have been pretty busy with setting up our next Extravaganza.
I do not wish to take the plesant task of telling you the good news regarding your career off Jack´s shoulders but I think you might be receiving a very pleasant surprise soon.
Have you studied our website? The new developments are not unlikely to include you (and a few other applicants), on the expenses of our location sponsor.

Please don´t disclose to Jack that I might have overstepped my limits as Human Resource Manager by telling you what is about to come through to you.

Best wishes, R4ndall

Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:00 pm

Reply in

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MY WARMEST APRECIATION SIR.

My Big Boss;
Your; s was received just this morning; Guess how happy i am for hearing a hint of that expected good news; wao; R4ndall; this success would have been nothing without you; how best would i show my appreciation Sir?

Mr Jack have been keeping me in contact; like you said; he comfirmed that he had seen the traits of what his company is looking for in me and he told me; i should be expecting a surprise package henceforth. I feel like a man who had won a million dollar lottery Oldman;

Thank you once more Sir; you;ve been the true source of whatever i would be in m00seknucle tommorrow. and it is a promise; i will never dissapoint your full support and recommendations. then please do your best to get me hat number 9 ...

Two of my friends who are young graduates from the university whom i told about you are eager to join my team; do you still have vacancies for employement? you mean for number 10 and 11?

Until then; i wish you less fatigue this period of being too bussy; i wish there is any way i could give a helping hand;
John.

It seems we can win two more form fillers...

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Dear Applicant,

Thank you so much for your heart-warming email. It´s a pleasure doing business with you.

May I have the email contacts for the other two persons you were talking about?

If they are interested in joining our forces, I would trust your judgment and forward the application form to them personally, hence speeding up the application process for them.

Are you their agent or will they apply for additional agents, making you act as a group of three?

Regards, R4ndall

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:10 am

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Thanks for counting on me

Dear sir;
These are their email contacts [email protected] and [email protected] I don;t know which of the options you sugessted would be better for them; but i still count on you to chose the best for me; if you feel working with me is better go ahead and do what is right okay? But i know they are desperate too to do something okay for us.
When do you think Jack will get back to me? my ears are begining to itch me. Yeow!!
John

Obviously he has not understood that he is to forward the form sheets to the new bois. He must act fast Wink

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Dear John,

If you feel they can support you then please just go ahead and forward them the application, which they can fill and send back to me or to Jack, whom I haven´t seen today either, it´s simply the mass of preparation including traveling on short notice that´s keeping him away most of this week from the desk, combined with a few Thanksgiving celebrations.
After all, we must not forget that it´s actually the sponsors who must finance all our work Wink

I am relying on you : If you feel your friends would substantially add to your output and your contacts to new models and even potential sponsors, they are invited to accompany you.

I think Jack needs to be convinced that we are about to win three very good employees. I´m doing this myself, if you can promise to help them with their application.

We can wait until right after Sunday : If I have the completed applications of your friends on my desk, the invitations to the Extravaganza, including shuttle bus tickets and e-tickets for the whole weekend at the 5SC facilities together with enjoying the benefits of the show, will also be extended to your two friends.

I simply need their details in time, to make Jack forward them to the catering company. What do you think? Personally, I would be most interested to see your assistants, too.

Regards, Randall

Maybe this will work...
************************************
EDIT Another M00sie in Very Happy

Anthony (Betty). He did it by type-writer (old-school).

Boss! I need een-struck-shuns Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:45 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

Can you please inform Simba of the details of our invitees soon? Smile

Another batch of hopefuls to be processed.....??? Laughing

I am back in business again now, so just keep me posted with any E-tickets that you need issued, and I will get those done for you.

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:14 pm

Jeez what are they feeding them on

11 years old and already 3.6m tall
18 years old and 5.8m tall

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 2:57 pm

Reply in from Jik^^:

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Thanks for counting on me

Dear;
I feel great now; partially i am a part of m00seknucle enterprises in one way or the other.

my friends are deligted to hear the follow up details; the only question they asked me was if they would still be treated as a full staff and if they will still enjoy the grants company facilities. i leave this to you sir.

I have forewarded to them the forms and by the special grace of God, the forms will be on your table on monday.

When is the extravaganza coming up? is it the Benin and is it the benin in Africa?
Thank;s for all you have been doing and your trust in me.
John.

Why does he ask? 41.207.215.204 Cote D'Ivoire (Abidjan) Is he suspicious? Is Alice his direct neighbour?

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:02 pm

Geographically Challenged Mugu wrote:

When is the extravaganza coming up? is it the Benin and is it the benin in Africa?

Oh boy, he is going to be fun on safari, I hope he brings a compass.... Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:09 pm

I think we should definitely invite Anthony(Becky) to the Benin event, even though he's only just submitted his forms.
Invitations will be going out to John Kwuf0du as soon as he confirms his guests' details (I think full name, sex, and dietary requirements should be enough for now).

EDIT: Yes, invite him! He's got 6 pseudopods!
And also, he wrote something in the "Describe risky sexual practices" box but erased it. I wonder what it was...

Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:11 pm

Great

and Solomon, too? (with or without his group of six)

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:41 am

Excellent! Draw them a nice map to Parakou and beyond. It looks like the hotel up there will be filled to capacity next week. Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:19 pm

hahahaha, you MUST read this - MM have never been so popular Smile

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R4ndall;
I am too proud to be associated and linked with m00seknuckle enterprises; my friends joy overflows as they look forward to seeing the days come through; by monday i am sure their application forms would be right there on your desk for procession.

THEY ARE MISS MONALISSA AND MR CLINTON. THEY ARE GOING TO WORK WITH ME AND I HEREBY PRESENT THEM TO YOU SIR.

Because; i have made up my mind to go a long way with m00seknucle; it will be an opportunity too for you to know my wife; she will be visiting me in the hotel as Nigeria have just a common boudary with Republic of Benin; Tell Jack i want you people to know me and trust me okay;
Thank you 0ldman for your co operation.
John

This is the funniest ever single email I can recall to have received here Smile

what a great lad! he promises everything that is baiting heaven to me : forms, belief in a ridiculous story, and travelling. So the potential is there.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:32 pm

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i have made up my mind to go a long way with m00seknucle

Pendjari Park, here she comes! Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:45 pm

you've been busy. well done..

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