I was so close to getting the money, and then

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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:25 pm

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Sir,

It's very important that you send the 2,750 pounds required for certification/validation exercise that will enable us obtain the exchange control approval required for the transfer of your money to your designated bank account as provided on the forms.

The fees are meant for HM Revenue where the exercise will be conducted for your benefit, please note that the fees can not be deducted as we do not have the right to make any withdrawal from your money since your money is on transit through our bank.

Do not delay in sending the required fees so as to enable us complete the transfer tomorrow.

Yours faithfully

my reply;

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I need to send you 2,750 pounds of what? grain, gold, chicken crap, dead dogs? I do not understand your email.

how am i supposed to ship 2,750 pounds of anything?

Jack

i hope he accepts the chicken crap, i don't know where i would find dead dogs. everytime I reply to this bstrd, i get an auto reply

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Dear Valued Customer, Thank you for contacting B@rclays Bank Plc United Kingd0m, one of our staff will respond to you soon

this should be fun, i sent this to the original lad who refered me to the banker

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Brother

I do not know what kind of banker you are working with, but he wants me to send him 2,750 pounds of chicken crap. where the hell am i going to get that much chicken crap? how the hell does he expect me to ship it?

I hope this is a joke.

jack

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:53 pm

This has room to go places!

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:57 pm

I see fun day ahead!!!

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I know where you can get the chicken crap.... oh no wait a minute, that chicken farm burned down!!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:07 pm

this is a bait that's been going since May 6th.

I wonder if p@rcel dir3ct will ship that for me..

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:18 pm

MG is being baited by a lad autoresponder...now, I wonder where they got that crazy idea? Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:35 pm

he doesn't want the chicken poo Crying or Very sad

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Sir,
I'm amazed at the content of your last mail, this is becaused I already explained to you in details on what the fee is mean for! I advice that you go back to the message I sent to you on the 18/11/08 for a better understanding.
You must understand that you are not a direct customer of the Barclays Bank, and also your not a resident of the United Kingdom, to that regards we require an approval from Her Majesty Revenue and Customs (HMRC) to effect the transfer to your designated bank account.
You must understand that it's the duty of my bank to assist you obtain the necessary paper work at the HM office before the approval for transfer at the Bank of England, without the payment we can not continue with the transfer.
You are adviced to send the fees as soon as possible to avoid further delays.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:50 pm

Don't worry gheco, I've met both her Majesty Revenue and her Majesty Customs. They are kindhearted and gracious. I'm sure they will give you approval to send the chicken shit. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:57 pm

I wish he would make up his mind.

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This is to inform you again that the HM Revenue required fee of 2,750.00 pounds can not be deducted from your money because our bank do not have the right to deduct from your money because your fund is on transit to your designated bank account. Once again my advice is for you to send the required fees as soon as your back from your doctor or first thing tomorrow morning.

I will expect to hear from you soon.

Yours faithfully,

maybe he doesn't need chicken crap, maybe he wants 2,750 pounds of cow chit?

lets ask him, shall we?

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Mr D@vid

I understand most of your email, but as I asked you yesterday, you want me to send you 2750 pounds of what? you seemed offended about the chicken crap comment, and for that i apologize.

but I must ask, what do you need? I have 2,750 pounds of cow poop, is that what you need? I have a farm, and we have alot of cow poop.

Please let me know

Jack

this is turning into a crappy bait. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:17 pm

@mg - The way I understood his e-mail was not that he didn't want your chicken crap, but that he thought you were questioning what the fee went towards. In other words, he never said he didn't want 2,750 pounds of crap! Very Happy

It's all semantics with these lads... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:21 pm

he's a dope. i guess i need to ask her majesty if she wants chicken poo

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Sir,
The 2,750 pounds is for Her Majesty Revenue and Customs of England. If the delay of payment continued for another day, i will have no choice than to withdraw the application for transfer of your money.
Yours faithfully

lets try this again

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sir

for the final time, I understand the fee. i do not understand what you want. you keep saying you want 2,750 pounds, I know.

what you fail to tell me is, 2,750 pounds of WHAT? let me give you some options of what I have at the farm.

2750 pounds of cow manure
2750 pounds of potatoes
2750 pounds of corn
2750 pounds of wheat
2750 pounds of rocks (picked from the field, they are big, but i can move them with a tractor)
2750 pounds of pork (i don't have 1 pig that weighs that much, so i would have to give you 3 or 4 hogs, did you need them butchered or would you want them live?)
2750 pounds of used tractor tires
2750 pounds of fire wood

please chose from the list above and let me know what you want me to send you.

Jack

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:07 pm

i think he wants dead birds. Laughing

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Sir,
You must be a very big joker, I mean 2,750.00 pounds starling of the United Kingdom.
Yours faithfully

where will i get 2750 pounds of dead birds?

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Sir I can assure you, I am not joking. perhaps the next time you ask for payment you should be a bit more clear.

now what I nead you to do is to explain what the hell is 2,750.00 pounds starling. is that like 43 american dollars?

I am not having much confidence in you.

Jack

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:18 pm

Maybe you are going about it the wrong way. I think you need to convert the pounds to kilos. Very Happy

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