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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:03 am |
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hay Murry not me SB s the stats nerd
so SB thats 1 for folder,
Now im a folder to but does gum leaves count
ow and straight they allways crack if you do them on an angle |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
Posts: 689
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:17 pm |
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The measurement of a sites success is traffic, not member headcounts or who is active or inactive. If your traffic is growing steadily over time then you're doing fine, if it's declining then it's time to rethink things or get out while you can.
I don't bait anymore but I enjoy reading the forums and I can still offer some insights and pass on my experiences to n00bs where I think I can impart something worthwhile .... or just funny. |
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Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:45 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
What I do on my own time is my business. |
Dear Sir:
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms . . . . |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Now that SP has stepped down, can we have his inactive arse removed from this forum? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:27 pm |
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^^ SP? Sh*t! I hope that's not me.
/sneaks away..
Replaced full quote from post directly above with "^^" because... *sigh* oh, what's the use. You can lead a member to "^^" but you can't make them cool. -luckey |
_________________ Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:36 pm |
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@ admin.
Why am I still being forced to read Jojo's crap?
Come on. Make with the "Cull a Cretin" button already. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:33 pm |
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Gee, thanks Lotta? for the Custom tag.
And I just noticed yours, bill2. Swinging Hooks also are real personalities, and not numbers. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:53 pm |
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^Yeah , thanks to that label I have to choose what I can answer Will reflect in my post count, but upset the statistics so I'm happy |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:14 pm |
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Honestly!
I turn my back to poke real life with a stick and what happens?
PWT disapear, Scam Patroller retires and now we're all talking numbers
What's this St Atistic the patron saint of anyway? |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:49 pm |
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Our forum is just fine the way it is TYVM. It is a baiting forum not a statistics forum (it's not right? Cuz if it is I'm so outta here...freaks ). If stats is your thing, no one is stopping you from wasting your own time collecting data and posting your observations. Post whores are most welcome here. It might not make you very popular monitoring members like lab rats, pressuring them into a posting frenzy or else...but at least you'll know.
Hey, I got an idea for a project! Take a random sample of 50 lads & subject them to various baiting techiniques, record your results & let us know what you find out. Frankly, I'd much rather know the probability of a lad safarying or providing various levels of trophies waaaaaaaay more than figuring out the best way of deleting or folderizing members.
I'll just give it to you straight ok. We've got 20k (inactive) members to think of here. You can't really expect us to just throw them under the bus because you show up on the scene with your graphing calculator, the T table permanently etched on your brain, color-coded organizational folders & a high-powered label maker. We are baiters ok. We don't throw fellow baiters to the wolves, we stick together. What kind of arrogant SOB are you anyway? Although I will admit, I kind of like it that you've got balls enough to suddenly appear on a forum of thousands & be like this is my deal & you all have to change things around here to make me nice & comfy. But check this booboo, we've got balls too. Either take us the way we are or don't take us at all.
And a friendly piece of advice: It's NOT all about you, cheers to that!
BTW, welcome to Eater! Read those stickies, get a mentor (psst Cherrie I'm available to have my way w/ a particular noob), bait safe, etc., etc., etc. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:03 pm |
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Holy Crap, thefife! You certainly have very strong feelings about all this, as well you should. You definitely hold no punches back!
@Cherrie - If the certain n00b ever gets matched up with thefife as a mentor, there will be a clipboard burning ritual, an Excel shredding on his harddrive, and he'll be forced to slave away in massbait threads! You have to consider what's best for the mentee. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:14 pm |
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^^ SHHHHHH SH jeez! I don't want all the other mentors copying my hardcore mentoring style. Plus now SB wouldn't even be surprised. Don't you worry SB, I'll think up something even more spectacularly shocking, I mean, uhh, er 'ship-shaping' for you, I'm QUITE creative. I'll probably let you keep those Z tables you've got stashed away tho...I'm not a total biotch...on some days |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:19 pm |
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Scuttlebutt wrote: |
If we sorted it that way it would be easier to tell who is doing what |
EDIT: D'oh! I just read the second page and saw that SlapHappy beat me with the Big Brother reference. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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full auto
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 555
Location: Lost in a digital age/provided by tor.
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:27 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
^^ I just voted for you to be culled, biatch. |
I don't know why, but when the cute furry squirrel makes cute chirping noises like that I associate the tone to that of the Pillsbury Doughboy from the following NSFW clip:
Click
... appropriate commentary at the end of the clip to.
@The OP: I know plenty of silent baiters and killers. Just because they don't post doesn't mean they aren't working just as hard as the rest. Some just choose to sit back and study more than talk. I also know a few that can't post their baits because it goes way beyond the R rating. To each their own.
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:10 pm |
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My hubby is one of those " inactive" members.
He does the odd bait but RL is very busy ( astronomy studies etc )
He reckons I blether enough for two |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:48 pm |
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Scuttlebutt wrote: |
Iit would be easier to tell who is doing what |
I'm posting this from a laptop while ah er, nevermind
I'm sure everyone is now much happier for knowing what I may or may not but likely am doing. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:05 pm |
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callum wrote: |
Scuttlebutt wrote: |
Iit would be easier to tell who is doing what |
I'm posting this from a laptop while ah er, nevermind
I'm sure everyone is now much happier for knowing what I may or may not but likely am doing. |
Reading Calvin and Hobbes will make ya do that
/"Weirdos from Another Planet" First book I ever read. |
_________________ Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:10 pm |
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Scuttlebutt wrote: |
callum wrote: |
Scuttlebutt wrote: |
Iit would be easier to tell who is doing what |
I'm posting this from a laptop while ah er, nevermind
I'm sure everyone is now much happier for knowing what I may or may not but likely am doing. |
Reading Calvin and Hobbes will make ya do that
/"Weirdos from Another Planet" First book I ever read. |
Please stop quoting the full post directly above yours. It makes things harder to read and it feeds into one of my pet peeves which tends to make me want to oust people. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:27 pm |
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^^He's just trying to make it easier for you to cross-reference members' replies so you can quickly tell who's responding to whom, when, & how often and in what forum & topic category with GMT date/time stamping. And what do you do? You slap him for violating the (wild & crazy AKA highly disorganized) forum "etiquette" of not quoting in it's entirety the post right above your post in which you're responding to the post right above your post! Ingrate! Honestly, I don't know how you sleep at night. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:33 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
^^He's just trying to make it easier for you to cross-reference members' replies so you can quickly tell who's responding to whom, when, & how often and in what forum & topic category with GMT date/time stamping. And what do you do? You slap him for violating the (wild & crazy AKA highly disorganized) forum "etiquette" of not quoting in it's entirety the post right above your post in which you're responding to the post right above your post! Ingrate! Honestly, I don't know how you sleep at night. |
Good point. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:33 pm |
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luckey wrote: |
thefife wrote: |
^^He's just trying to make it easier for you to cross-reference members' replies so you can quickly tell who's responding to whom, when, & how often and in what forum & topic category with GMT date/time stamping. And what do you do? You slap him for violating the (wild & crazy AKA highly disorganized) forum "etiquette" of not quoting in it's entirety the post right above your post in which you're responding to the post right above your post! Ingrate! Honestly, I don't know how you sleep at night. |
Good point. |
I mean the one about the thing you said. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:35 pm |
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Please stop quoting the full post directly above yours. It makes things harder to read and it feeds into one of my pet peeves which tends to make me want to oust people. |
Slap me again! I like it!
/TADAAAAAAAAAAAA I accommodated!
/edit/
crap.
Fixed quote tags. By now, I'm a little surprised you haven't mastered that. -luckey |
_________________ Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:36 pm |
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I frequent another forum where they do that, and it ends up looking like cubist hyperspace, or a reading down a long oblong tunnel.
It ain't pretty, and is the only time I wish my Eater mod keys worked on there. (Grown men bicker like children about nothing, but I ignore all that, it's someone else's problem )
Anyone remember when we all spent a wild night on the Concepts College forums? It was like the sacking of Carthage. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:42 pm |
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Scuttlebutt wrote: |
Slap me again! I like it! |
I knew we'd be perfect for each other. Just ask SlapHappy. I got mad skillz w/ the Mad skillz. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:42 pm |
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Is there any way that we can mask the number three? Not the typed word "three", just the number three. I don't like it, and I want it masked. The number "2" is okay, as long as it doesn't get any closer to "three." Decimal places are right out. Can you mods get right on that please?
For the record, I think there's some active members that need to be purged before we start looking at the inactive members. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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