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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:21 pm |
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Mine is getting a few lads to unwittingly cross paths and end up fighting. 
/With video goodness of course |
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Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Getting a bus load arrested after they are dead broke |
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"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:24 pm |
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But if they fight in an airport..Everyone wins!
/Except them. They're screwed four ways to Sunday. |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:28 pm |
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Well I could say what I would really like to see happen but then everyone here would see how twisted my mind can REALLY get!
We are working on a fight at the airport right now so it could be closer to reality (we can always hope!) |
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"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:32 pm |
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OOOH! Send em a webcam and make em humiliate themselves! $10 webcam + $300 shipping fees = hilarity
/Although I'd love to see one get killed by another scammer |
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Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:35 pm |
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If they all killed each other it wouldn't be so bad either. |
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"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:38 pm |
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One of my plans to get them to fight is to get one lad to send me a photo of him wearing dark sunglasses w/ a cane and suitcase. Then I'd tell him to meet me in at "Soandso" airport in that disguise and wander aound like he was blind for a while. I'd send the disguise photo to my other lads and tell them that I wil be at this airport with my money in a briefcase, "You will know me by my disguise." If I can get 4 or five of these guys to chase after him who knows?
Another good one would be to send an a55load of Monopoly cash by snail mail and insist that it is real. |
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Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Getting a lad to genuinely have to live in another nation because of a safari. The thought of having a lad so broke and so stuck that he can never come home is absolutely hilarious to me. I just imagine a lad never being able to go home.
The thought of just COMPLETELY changing a lads life due to something that I wrote or said is hilarious to me. That would cause them so much damage, not just to their wallet, but to their whole life. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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Cherrie
** Mentoring Guru **
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1746
Location: Still digging up dirt...but now somewhere else.
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:55 pm |
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Well I'm still waiting for a lad to send me his 'Kidney in a shoebox'
I know it will never happen...but I can dream can't I?  |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:58 pm |
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Getting a whole cafe arrested, charged and jailed. |
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Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:08 pm |
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I'd like a nice soothing nature documentary, something like, "Swimming With Baby Hippos." Of course, Mother Hippo is close by. The lad is the star of the show, riding on the back of that cute little devil.  |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:10 pm |
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How about the good ol' initiation with a twist:
"You see to join our religion you must pull your two front teeth out..with pics" |
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Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy |
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Mr_Happy
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 130
Location: Manchester UK
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:14 pm |
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A lad genuinely asking for help by email 
The lads scrapping is still top of the cake for me.
Especially if they meet after they've both (or more) had to enduare a long safari |
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Firbuz
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 187
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:00 pm |
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Have any large scam gangs been co-opted by baiters? Y’know, the low-level “first contact” mugus (catchers?) joining the G0m3rboyz, the mid-level bois going on safari, and the oga getting tattooed?
A related question: Who would be the mugu, and what would be the bait, in 419:The Movie? |
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“if you can not send the fee direct better stop this transaction. so that i can have peace.” … “No need i fill any form is stressful i will not do that!!!” —Barr. Donlad Williams
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:12 pm |
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When we managed to get Stanley to travel to Benin City to kidnap Dan I was in nirvana. The only thing that would have made it better was if Stanley had stripped Dan naked and made him walk 10km back home (like Stanly was supposed to!).
Lad v. Lad is always fun. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:44 pm |
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Have any large scam gangs been co-opted by baiters? Y’know, the low-level “first contact” mugus (catchers?) joining the G0m3rboyz, the mid-level bois going on safari, and the oga getting tattooed?
A related question: Who would be the mugu, and what would be the bait, in 419:The Movie? |
Minnows, bait them with minnows.. |
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Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:38 pm |
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I've tried to get Lads posing in fantasy-style costumes... that was my dream, but I think Nurse Nasty and Rumbero have that modality sewn up! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:12 pm |
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Usually I think things can´t get any better than they are...and then, usually after one or two heavy drawbacks, which I can almost plan in, things work beyond expectation. this applies to forms, the twat, 55c and to mugu weddings. after the twat was done, i really consider this a personal landmark. i have thought before that this would be rather beyond my reach. turns out persistence pays! i also know that almost all has been a team effort, which started in someone actually doing the creative part of setting up the website and drafting the form. though I originally have no career concept in baiting, i´m simply surprised how well things have turned out for now. i´d say, by the factor 2 it outweighs the frequent frustrating and dry periods of bad replies, intrigues and idiotic barrister characters. that´s the price for getting the twat (as lousy as it is  ) |
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Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:33 pm |
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An arrest. In Siberia. In January. Followed by a stay in the Gulag that would make "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" look like a picnic.
Bruin |
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YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:36 pm |
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Something simple. A lad so broke and stranded on safari that he can't get home noway nohow. |
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"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
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Scuttlebutt
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Sexytown, Texas
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:54 pm |
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| I've tried to get Lads posing in fantasy-style costumes... that was my dream, but I think Nurse Nasty and Rumbero have that modality sewn up! |
Your dreams scare me.... |
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Train wrecks are like butt sex; you have to make it look like an accident.
"High school is a lot like prison, the sex you want, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you don't want" -The New Guy |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:07 pm |
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Pamela Anderson, a bag of potatoes, a sink plunger...... oh wait I thought that said Date.....
(i'll get me coat) |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Bomber Harris
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 349
Location: Crossing the channel
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:26 pm |
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I am so sorry but my fantasy bait is where the lazy A*seholes don't lie through their back teeth, learn to follow simple instructions and actually DO have a F*cking box stuffed with Dollars!!!!! |
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f*ck you scammer, go to hell, Mary Clemente (Not a very nice lady?)
Rollix Loan Firm is located in the UK (London) with branches in CHINA (Beijing) and WEST AFRICA (Nigeria) with over 9,000 Square Feet of office space; we are not a Mickey Mouse Shop.
your stup!d got.die f*ck uuuuuu (What Fanta Branco thought of Barrister Akigbes' suggestion "Her" format was no good!)
I felt humiliated at the front of Money Gramme agent that a full reputation of me comes around at their office with fake information.(Dr Rev T3rry 4lbert)
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:58 pm |
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Sending them on a safari (at the behest of the Saudi Royal family) to retrieve the oil tanker stolen by Somali pirates |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:06 am |
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^^ convincing them to become a pirate and arriving at Haradhare dressed up like Johnny Depp, or Captain Birdseye looking for a guy called Butch |
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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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