Husslers, Lebanese agents and a lucky urination

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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:02 pm

This is such a great format letter. I couldn't stop laughing. I have a feeling he's going to be lots of fun. At first I thought he was joking... no, he's serious about everything he claims. Very Happy

Quote:

Hello.
Pleasure is mine to expose my feeling to you.
My name is david. i happening to be an hussler here in ghana.
Last week, as i woke up to take a p e e at the back of my house, i saw heap of cocoa bags(ALL ARE 7 BAGS) loaded with DARKEN dollar but all is in $1 denomination darken with black.
But inside the bag, there was a small eyes drop plastic that contain small liquid.
So, i put little inside a bow to wash some part and it washed it accurately.
Sir, i am consulting you to help me...
All the money is just $ 10,000.000.00 u sdollar. but darken.
I was directed to some LEBANESE here but they wanted me to bring the money so that they can wash for me, but as a matter of facts, i know all the LEBANESE here to be an secret agents to police so i decided not to go.
Sir, am consulting you if you can help me.....
The lebanese told me that the full bottle that can wash the total amount of the $10 million is will cost me $185 ,000 .00 u s dollar.
Sir, can you help me ??????
I promse to give you 50% after.
I would like to have your address so that i can post some sample of it to you for more trust and the eye drop bottle plastic which contained the solution..
sir help me.
dave

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Posts: 116

This is ridiculous! Even if this was true, he would be better off going with the lebanese than giving 50% to you lol...

minester

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:08 pm

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as i woke up to take a passport at the back of my house

Why does p e e (without the spaces) become passport on this forum?

Have fun NN. Are you going to let any of us at him?

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:08 pm

I've asked him how long it took to count $10M worth of $1 bills. He makes the claim. I want to know. Very Happy

As for the word filter on p e e? Don't know. I'll ask Rover, if I can wake him from his slumber.

What? Give this lad to you freaks? No way. Poor little fella just wants some help and I think you'll just want to make him suffer. I am much nicer.

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:17 pm

I only just noticed the bit about the notes being $1...

Given that dollar bills (regardless of denomination) are about 1000 to the kilo, and it's ten million bank notes, if I'm reading this right that's TEN TONNES of money somehow contained in seven cocoa bags!

Those who've read Lee Child's Killing Floor will recall that the plot centred on forgers collecting $1 bills for bleaching and overprinting as $100 bills. I wonder if the Lad would be interested in facilitating a similar scheme...? C'mon NN, you know it'd be fun!

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:19 pm

pee - fixed! Very Happy

This is going to be a great lad to bait! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:40 pm

He should be aware that waking up in the middle of the night to take a pee can be indicative of prostrate problems, and he could end up with AUR (don't ask).

There is something he can do as a precaution, otherwise he could blow both kidneys. It just depends if he has the correct gauge tubing. Twisted Evil

Please note that all medical advice I give is thoroughly reckless and should not be tried at home - unless you're a scammer.

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:34 am

I am, course baffled for many reasons, not least being who would dump $10M in bills in cocoa sacks in the toilet of a Ghanaian hustler, along with an eye dropper of miracle liquid to undarken the notes :-$ Won't they miss their $10M? I certainly would. Even Bill Gates would.

Never mind, back to the job in hand - is there any way to take him up on his offer of the spoiled note and miracle cleaner? I ask, as I would love to (in my amateur chemist capacity) work out what the combination used was? I'm guessing at a mild bleach and blue ink (like those ink corrector or spy pen kits I played with as a nipper), but I suspect he'll need $5000 advance for postage or somesuch rot Wink

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:08 am

His IP checks out to another lad I'm baiting. So it's either the same machine/different lad, or lad just testing me to see if I'll fall for a different scam. He may even think I am not real. How dare he.

I will post his email address and allow you all to give him the attention he deserves.

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:04 am

Thank you! I look forward to that....

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Oct 2008 Posts: 82

*love* the avatar

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:21 am

I totally forgot to post this. Here he is.

"david goldminner" <[email protected]>

Have fun!

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:08 pm

I give it a go!
He seems so funny Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:34 pm

I'm on it too.

The K1iner F0undation of Margrave in Georgia is very interested in what this Lad has to offer...

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:38 pm

I'm in. It may be a short bait though, as I've suggested he try peeing on the money, as I've read that human urine will do the job.
And I referred to "the Lesbianese" not "Lebanese". Can I ask any other baiters to do the same for the purposes of lad de-education?

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:31 pm

I don't see why any of you don't take this guy seriously! I mean, only yesterday i went out to take a dump behind a bush and found an Aston Martin, with the boot filled with Jack Daniels. It happens you know! Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:25 pm

Quote:

"Sir
Try to understand me very well.
Though the LEBANESE wanted me to bring all the money to them so that they can wash it for me, but from a very reliable source i was told that all lebanese here are undercover agents to police, so am afraid."

I've given him a slap for being a spineless bastard.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:11 pm

Captain Mal got in touch:

Quote:

I think this could be of great interest. Is the money in a safe place?

Back came:

Quote:

Thanks a bunch for your reply.
The money is in a safe place.
Can i have your address so that i can send you some sample with the little solution by post to authenticate my explanations????????
Your house address and telephone #???
Pls help me, this is a great opportunity.

That last line is actually sorta true... Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:08 am

Before I could reply...

Quote:

Hello sir.I am still waiting for your reply, pls help me, i really need your help.The money is in tack, all i need for now is just a financial help , pls help me.

So I ignored that one and replied to the previous message:

Quote:

Please clarify something here. You said that the money was all in $1 bills. Apart from the blackening, is it in good shape?

I hope I'm not educating him here...

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:40 am

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Sir
why all this affronts languages? if you can not help me its not a do or die affairs.
bye
dave

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:44 am

It's good that we're all using different responses and characters. Poor idiot won't know what hit him. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:15 pm

Is it too late/ill advised for a novice to have a crack at this lad, he seems particularly stupid.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:22 pm

Too late?
It never is!
Pretend his e-mail was dropped in your junk e-mail folder and that you just found it...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I'm going for more than 50% as I've volunteered my church members to do all the washing of the money. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:54 pm

Yastreb wrote:

Thanks a bunch for your reply.
The money is in a safe place.
Can i have your address so that i can send you some sample with the little solution by post to authenticate my explanations????????
Your house address and telephone #???
Pls help me, this is a great opportunity.

He doesn't seem to be using a script, as he wants me to come to Ghana to discuss it. Oddly enough, I was thinking about offering to do so.
I'm baiting him as Orv1lle Wr1ght. The idea of him meeting me at an airport with that name on a sign is strangely appealing.

EDIT. I I don't suppose that it's possible to get photo of a lad at an African airport.

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