The great charity scam *dolla chops aplenty*

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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 1:46 am

Nice job guys!! He has been a busy lad.

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:11 am

Busy ain't quite the word for it. Just think of this lad, thinking he's hit the jackpot with this scam. He's got a ton of mail coming in, he's either wearing himself out trying to answer them all, or hiring other people to help with this with the promise of a kickback at the end.

Boy are they gonna be disappointed. If I were the lad when all of this goes wrong, as you know it will, I'd safari myself to N'Djamena to start a new life. Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:35 am

It looks like those bank accountts are closed. Our scumy piece of shit says he is getting us a new account.

Scummy piece of shit wrote:

Hello dear XXXXX,

how are you? i got your mail. thanks so much. the foundation is not for profit but to help the women and children displaced by wars in various African countries.this is all we do here in Africa.

On monday i will send to you the new account number where you will pay in the money so that the foundation can continue with their projects at hand.

The foundation has agreed to use the name ''cach//uma bohi//gal'' for the orphange

Thanks
Dan Nk-=0we-rrr
financial Officer

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:49 am

I got some more cheesy pics from him, and a warning from scamwarners, guess i was in the CC

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:16 pm

@SB3: not even in the CC, the idiot was sending emails with 20+ addies in the TO:

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Nov 2008 Posts: 9

Jumpin the mix here, think there's still time to help?

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:56 pm

Jump on. Just make sure to read up on the bait so far so you know what needs to be done.

Also, as an FYI, my home computer crashed this morning so I can pretty much just check the board from my phone, which is what I'm doing right now.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:44 am

Prof Zars0ff has just e-mailed our lad telling him that:

Another bank account is needed and another photo is needed. I have also told him about an experimental cure for the 'Cr33ping p4lsy'. It has a very long and complicated scientific name but the shortened nickname for it is 'H0t B33f'.

I can see the academic counsell requiring some 'H0t B33f' injections for future research grants. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:57 am

Dan is in the house!!!!

reply just received:

Quote:

Dear B3rnie zars0ff,

How are you today? i got your mail and the foundation is happy for the mail, the foundation has expressed their loyalty and gratitude to you.

I will resend the pics and talk to the bank to see where the problem is from and to correct it, i will send the account details again once it is corrected. Have a nice working week ahead.

Thanks
D4n Nkw3rre

I am really starting to like this lad, seems very eager to please. I'm predicting a long but rocky relationship.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:38 am

I've been delaying him for the week. Mainly because I need to make up application forms and haven't bothered yet. So last email was sent just before the 'last flight' earlier today. I get this a short while ago at 03:11am GMT or 04:11am his local time(He really is so eager to please he can't sleep Twisted Evil

)

Quote:

Thanks and have a wonderfull working week

He's determined to get these football teams on the go!

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:30 am

I'm afraid Dan has had some bad news which may affect the running of the bait.

Earlier today, he received an e-mail from someone called Bello Afolabi, advising him to drop the Sacred Heart people.

The reason I know this is because I am Bello Afolabi. Very Happy

I wrote as follows:

Quote:

WETTIN DEY U HEAVY MUGU?

YOU DEY FUCK WIT MY MAGA FROM SCARED HEART YOU DON DIE FOOOOOOOOOOOL.

I ADVICE YOU THIS ONLY ONE THE TIME ONLY, ALLL DE MAGAS FROM SACRED HEART ARE MINE SO FULK OFF NOW B4 I GO OGWUGWU AKPU SHRINE N SWEAR 4 U. KOM KARI MEANS U B DEAD VERY SOON, GRAVE DEY WAITIN.

DE MAGA BRAFFORD MINE, HE GIVE ME KNOW U SEND MAIL FOOOOOOOL, DE MAGA HENDERSSON MINE SOON I WILL EAT THEIR DOLLA LEAVE YOU MUMU GO EAT SOME GOATSHET SO U NO DIE FO HUNGAR

STAY AWAY OOOOOOOOOOOO, U SMALL BOI, U WORTLES TOUT, U GOAT FUCKING AREA BOY, OOOO, I DEY CATCH U COME FESTAC I CUT OFF UR BOLLS THRU UR TROUSER AND ANT WILL BITE UR PENNIS.

IDIOT LIKE U WHO NO GET SENSE.I PITY U SO MUCH BECAUSE I DONT NO WHERE UR FULISHNESS WIL LEAD U. I ADVICE U TO GO BACK TO UR VILLAGE U MAGA

U NA BIGGEST MUMU FO INTERNETS. U JUST SMALL TIME YAHOO BOY. U DEY POOR INSPITE OF GOING TO CAFÉ. O DON TROW WORK FOR YEARS U NO EVER GET MAGA FOR BOX. IIDIOT LIKE U CANOT MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUZINESS.

STAY AWAY FROM SECRED HEART AND KEEEEEPP OOOOOOOOFF, THIS DEY UR LAST WARNING.

I AM BELLO.

The idea is to get Dan fighting on two fronts and to give baiters an extra story line to toy with.

So, if you want to get Dan scrambling to avoid a dolla chop from Bello, simply mention to him that you have heard from me and suggesting you pay me by WU or some such.

I hope this may force him to open another bank account to try and ward off Bello. But he will certainly have lots more typing to do.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:01 am

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA! Nice! Our mugu is going to be very concerned!

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:07 am

He must be out of accounts as he has requested WU. I had to remind him that I am out to see as part of flotilla ****censored by order of the Marine Corps Commandant**** Rolling Eyes

and that there is no WU on board. My shipboard account will only allow electronic transfer to another banking institution.

Also, he must have hired some help as I was informed that he has the "Artist" working on my trophy pic for the wall in our Mess Hall. Smile

^^^WBY^^^
Thanks I will be using that in the future if I need to kick him into action.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:29 am

With future communiques, I'll taunt Dan about how easy it is for me to chop WUxfers -- that could push him to accept MTCN Secure ( Very Happy

) or have him opening accounts all over the place. Razz

EDIT: My baiting character just sent Dan this

Quote:

Dear Nkwerre,

Can you confirm that bank account coordinates for me? I am trying to transfer the $4,000 initial fund to you but the bank manager is saying no such account exists, and this is making me look like a fool in the bank. Pleae check and get back to me soonest with the correct information.

Now, I was contacted recently by your colleague, Reverend Doctor Bello Afolabi. Nice chap. He seems to think the best idea would be for me to send him a Western Union transfer for the $4,000. Would that be all right with you?

Yours in Chris,

XXXX YYYYY.

I hope that stirs him up....... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:02 am

Reply just sent to D4n,

Quote:

Dan,

We have just received the new payment details off your associate, Bell0 Af0labi, I will try and intercept the payment for the research grant and pay it using the details he mentioned. He said that you were out getting the new photo and that you were OK with the H0t B33f program.

I have to travel to meet with clients over the next 2 days, I will still be on e-mail OK. If you need to contact me urgently, my assistant, M4rcus M4jor can be contacted on 2o6-2o2-4447

Best Regards,

Bernie

The loss of the $25K research grant should get him worried!!

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:14 am

Crikey!! That's $29K that Dan thinks he's lost already today....I love it. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:33 am

I'm pretty generous with fictional money!!! Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:40 am

Well I for one will be only dealing with d4n. I realize my 8800.oo dollars isnt much but . . . . it may be the only thing he is getting since B3llo is chopping the snaught out of him.

He just emailed and completly understands my inability to use WU and is will be getting me acct info right fast Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:53 am

The research foundation will be devastated with the loss of the $25K but in the end it is a small price to pay to help rid the world of the debilitating 'Creeping Palsy'. I'm sure that after much anguish and head scratching D4n will be able to win his way back into our favour.

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He's also just agreed to my trophy request - should soon have another photo for the collection!

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:54 pm

WBHY, I am setting up something about your dolla choppa. You have PM.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:37 pm

Got an email from the lads. They have complied with my wishes. The "certificate" is laughable. Its plain text. It is also a "not for profit clearance certificate", not a certificate of registration. This won't do. Small slap coming up.

I "autoreplied" that I am out of office till Wednesday. They need to contact my assistant....

They want it sent WU, now, of course, too. Too bad it's going to be (almost) chopped.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:56 pm

My assistant (me) has replied.

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:07 pm

Well, our Dan sure is eager! He sent two emails ith the same critical information, but worded differently.....

Stupid dipshit mugu wrote:

Dear XXX XXXXX,

thanks for your mail, the foundation is happy to hear from you. please ring him and inform him ok. the foundation asked me to tell you to use western union money transfer so that we can get it more easily, if the money is more than $10,000 split it and pay two times as in $5,000 two times the same day

this is the details to use:
Name: Osuoha uche nnaemeka
Bank: Intercontinental bank{western union}
Country: Nigeria

Send it and tell me the secret code questions so that our senior financial officer can go and pick it up immediately.

thanks
Dan Nkwerre

So, Suzie replies

"Suzie" wrote:

Dear Mr Dan Nkwerre,

We have $51,800.00 to send. I think we send it in bank cable. I don't think Western Union is how we send it.

Anyway, Winston has to come i and sign the papers, along with XXX and Connie, and then we can see about how to send it.

He should be back Wednesday or Thursday, but Connie will be here tomorrow, and I can have her sign her part, with XXX.

If there is anything else I can do, please let me know.

Warmest regards,

Suzie

Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:26 pm

Dipshit mugu, wanting that maney NOW, wrote:

Dear sXXXXX,

Thanks for your mail, go ahead and use the foundations project account and pay in the money.

IT IS THE FOUNDATION'S PROJECT ACCOUNT.

THIS IS THE ACCOUNT NUMBER:
CHINA CONSTRUCTION BANK:ZHENJIANG BRANCH 288 TIYU CHANG RD,
HANG ZHOU CHINA
SWITF CODE: PCBCCNBJZJX
ACCOUNT NO.: 33014035500220500178
BENEFICIARY: YUEMEI GROUP CO. LTD.

LET ME KNOW ONCE YOU PAY IN THE MONEY WITH THE AMOUNT YOU PAID IN AND THE PAYMENT SLIP.

THANKS
DAN NKWERRE
FINANCIAL OFFICER
SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN OF AFRICA FOUNDATION

Sent to Alan

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