New Pic:Tosser Oguguo, another apology

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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:08 pm

Oguguo's trying to pinch a fat sum of money from what he thinks is a religious commune. To this end, Oguguo joined the Brotherhood of Tossers in late 2005. This bait passed the three-year mark last month. Basically, he makes a mistake every time he emails the church, which tends to tangle him up even more in the nightmare web of bureaucracy which is the Brotherhood of Tossers Awards and Donations department Smile

For example, he took the latest required pics, and filled in the latest round of forms (incorrectly), and of course after a lad sends things, it's always good to go silent on him for a week or so.

After a few days, he emailed Sister Barbara Windsor of the recruitment dept with this:

Quote:

I am still waiting to hear from you people regarding the forms I sent.
Remain shagged,

The brotherhood receive hundreds of forms daily, and Sister Windsor mailed him back to ask him to be more specific about who he is, and what the forms were. He wasn't specific enough, and Sister Windsor had to forward his email to arbitration. He didn't make himself clear enough with arbitration, and so his mail was forwarded to an Elder.

After another couple of weeks attempting to explain himself, it was obvious he was guilty of the sin of impatience and wasting the church's time, and was chastised. He replied curtly that he was losing interest, and was told that another Tosser in Ghana was waiting for funding, so we would divert his donation to him. Oguguo had second thoughts, and so was told to prepare this banner of regret if he wished to receive his funding.

It's supposed to read "gobbing off", for a start. And 'apdogise'? I'll find more problems with it too.

I'll get around to putting up a page of Tosser Oguguo's pics soon. he's worked hard, he deserves it. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

What a complete and utter tosser. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

I think you are being too hard on him. Look at his lovely pink nightgown.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Very funny! Very Happy

"Sshag me gently". How nice.

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:16 pm

Three years Very Happy

and still in great form! How long does it take to draw such big letters ?

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:47 pm

@pachanga, I must apologize! I sent your profile picture that I found on the web the other day to one of my lads as I believed it to be his mother!

As well as a less flattering one of her with his father!

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

I've been told (endlessly) that I am quite photogenic and absolutely fetching, so no worries. Embarassed

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:33 am

Classic! Very nice!

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:27 am

Psych,

I think you have committed a logical error known as the Texas Sharpshooters' Fallacy, for which you should immediately apologise to this Lad.

Quote:

..he was guilty of the sin of impatience and wasting the church's time

If the Church is angry about people wasting its time, then it is the Church that is impatient, not the Lad. His impatience is only to help the Church not waste its time. See?

I think you should not only apologise but also send him a bunch of vouchers for a two-week holiday at a Simba 5afari C@mp. I hear they're great.... Very Happy

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:11 pm

Wright, that's a damned good argument, but even if Oguguo was capable of formulating it, he wouldn't dare use it. Arguments mean banners. He's finally learning that Smile

Quote:

His majesty,

Sorry for the mistakes.
It was from the artist who did the job for me.

I will rectify it today and resend it.

Artist? He's supposed to make it himself, so I guess I'll need stage-by-stage photographic proof, unless I can think of something better.

He's been told to smile this time. Example of Oguguo's forced smile here: http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/minge2.jpg

Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:04 pm

Deserves a slap for those pink curtains too. There has to be something Blasphemous about those curtains. Self flagellation or the like is needed to cleanse the soul!!!