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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:08 pm |
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Oguguo's trying to pinch a fat sum of money from what he thinks is a religious commune. To this end, Oguguo joined the Brotherhood of Tossers in late 2005. This bait passed the three-year mark last month. Basically, he makes a mistake every time he emails the church, which tends to tangle him up even more in the nightmare web of bureaucracy which is the Brotherhood of Tossers Awards and Donations department
For example, he took the latest required pics, and filled in the latest round of forms (incorrectly), and of course after a lad sends things, it's always good to go silent on him for a week or so.
After a few days, he emailed Sister Barbara Windsor of the recruitment dept with this:
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I am still waiting to hear from you people regarding the forms I sent.
Remain shagged,
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The brotherhood receive hundreds of forms daily, and Sister Windsor mailed him back to ask him to be more specific about who he is, and what the forms were. He wasn't specific enough, and Sister Windsor had to forward his email to arbitration. He didn't make himself clear enough with arbitration, and so his mail was forwarded to an Elder.
After another couple of weeks attempting to explain himself, it was obvious he was guilty of the sin of impatience and wasting the church's time, and was chastised. He replied curtly that he was losing interest, and was told that another Tosser in Ghana was waiting for funding, so we would divert his donation to him. Oguguo had second thoughts, and so was told to prepare this banner of regret if he wished to receive his funding.
It's supposed to read "gobbing off", for a start. And 'apdogise'? I'll find more problems with it too.
I'll get around to putting up a page of Tosser Oguguo's pics soon. he's worked hard, he deserves it. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:13 pm |
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What a complete and utter tosser. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:45 pm |
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I think you are being too hard on him. Look at his lovely pink nightgown. |
_________________ I HAVE HEARD OF YOUR EVIL DEEDS IN THE NET HACKING PEOPLE INFORMATION BUT OLLOOOKUN THE GOD OF MOMBASSA KENYA WILL STRANGLE YOU ON YOUR BED IN 7 DAYS TIME, COUNTING FROM TODAY. (8/03/2008)
Lome, Togo to Bouake, Ivory Coast
Lagos to Abuja
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:55 pm |
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Very funny!
"Sshag me gently". How nice. |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:16 pm |
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Three years and still in great form! How long does it take to draw such big letters ? |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:47 pm |
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@pachanga, I must apologize! I sent your profile picture that I found on the web the other day to one of my lads as I believed it to be his mother!
As well as a less flattering one of her with his father! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:49 pm |
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I've been told (endlessly) that I am quite photogenic and absolutely fetching, so no worries. |
_________________ I HAVE HEARD OF YOUR EVIL DEEDS IN THE NET HACKING PEOPLE INFORMATION BUT OLLOOOKUN THE GOD OF MOMBASSA KENYA WILL STRANGLE YOU ON YOUR BED IN 7 DAYS TIME, COUNTING FROM TODAY. (8/03/2008)
Lome, Togo to Bouake, Ivory Coast
Lagos to Abuja
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larry
Old Telecom Guy
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 516
Location: land of mountains plains, lakes, gophers etc etc
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Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:33 am |
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Classic! Very nice! |
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"Mimi si yule ninayesema ni mimi" - Larry
"sir i have just told you the gospel truth" - D4n Nkw3rr3
= Group safari - Dan Nkw3rr3: Port Harcourt to Abeche (with a layover in Cameroon)
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:27 am |
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Psych,
I think you have committed a logical error known as the Texas Sharpshooters' Fallacy, for which you should immediately apologise to this Lad.
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..he was guilty of the sin of impatience and wasting the church's time |
If the Church is angry about people wasting its time, then it is the Church that is impatient, not the Lad. His impatience is only to help the Church not waste its time. See?
I think you should not only apologise but also send him a bunch of vouchers for a two-week holiday at a Simba 5afari C@mp. I hear they're great.... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:11 pm |
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Wright, that's a damned good argument, but even if Oguguo was capable of formulating it, he wouldn't dare use it. Arguments mean banners. He's finally learning that
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His majesty,
Sorry for the mistakes.
It was from the artist who did the job for me.
I will rectify it today and resend it.
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Artist? He's supposed to make it himself, so I guess I'll need stage-by-stage photographic proof, unless I can think of something better.
He's been told to smile this time. Example of Oguguo's forced smile here: http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/minge2.jpg |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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bluebaiter
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Posts: 168
Location: Alpha Male of the Corgi Nation!!!
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Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:04 pm |
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Deserves a slap for those pink curtains too. There has to be something Blasphemous about those curtains. Self flagellation or the like is needed to cleanse the soul!!! |
_________________ Able George "Once again we thank you for the international re-corgi nation given to this Honorable chambers"
Dan Nkwerre "the group is doing pretty well and we needed to give them the hot beef injection to see how it will look like"
Badago Kabore "I am very busy here in finland the capital city of Paraguay"
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(Group Safari) Dan Port Harcourt - Abeche |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:58 pm |
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That's more like it....
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:11 pm |
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I don't think there should be a comma after the word "tosser" and before the word "and".
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_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:21 pm |
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Ah, now you're being pedantic. I like that |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:28 pm |
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God Bless Tosser Ogugo |
_________________ =Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
=Mr James (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
= I knew that MHC6 is one of the wonders in the World,and all of us have to exprience it,and understand it - Okunlola O. Thomas FMHC6
I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35 |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:39 am |
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Hilarious! |
_________________ x 25
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:31 am |
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Great baiting and wonderful posters...emmm...arguments. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:59 am |
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That is amazing work Psych. You have had him on the hook from about the time I joined Eater |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
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