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Corona
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Gold Hat
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Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:31 pm |
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Okay now . . . ya gotta suspend all cynicism and disbelief for this one. These two young boy scouts are very serious in their quest to help women and by doing so, earn a coveted scouting badge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk
I would imagine there are millions of young boys who have also tried this in their parent's basement (which has a rug BTW) but maybe not for the same reasons.
Note the qualification at the end of the tape - these boys are really interested in mainly younger women.
This one really is priceless
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And this scout program appears to really pay off in the long run. Here are graduated scouts who apply there knowledge in later years to help women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukq3UD3q9Lc |
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Reaper
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Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Clarke and Dawe on the bailout. For satirical purpose.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=asOXCRAOwu4
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Gold Hat
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Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:43 pm |
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^^^^^ As usual - C and D are brilliant.
But the scary thing is - their basic point is true |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
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Location: .de
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Jerome
Master Baiter
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Location: Paris, France
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Spudz
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:02 pm |
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Slightly NSFW it's from the Fast Show
Oi you, put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea!
Moooooooonnnnnnnkkkkkfffffffiiiiiisssssshhhhhhhh
Edit: forgot the slightly NSFW |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Spudz
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NSFW
Paul Calf on Saturday Zoo!
Bag a Shiiite
Edit: forgot the NSFW |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Nanny Ogg
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Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:39 am |
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Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys
O'Bama |
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Spudz
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Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:42 am |
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^^ Lord leppin Jaysus, |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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larry
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Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:50 pm |
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It certainly explains a lot...... |
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Mr_Happy
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Kokomeister
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Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Ghost
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Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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8/11/07-12/15/08 i am totally a looser -Bruce The trophy machine
2/25/08-4/10/10 It is going to cost me more this time - Lawrence, EFCC Lad Deck participant
3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card |
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Ghost
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Corona
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Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:43 pm |
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No funny or video, but thought this would be a good place as it is interesting and helpful.
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A refresher course on the use of WD-40
"I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do. Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck.
I was impressed! WD-40--who knew?"
Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound. They were successful with the 40th formulation; thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.
Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you...'It is made from fish oil.'
When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. Then try it on your stovetop. It is now shinier than it has ever been before.
1) Protects silver from tarnishing.
2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4) Gives floors that "just-waxed" sheen without making it slippery.
5) Keeps flies off cows!
6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7) Removes lipstick stains.
Loosens stubborn zippers.
9) Untangles jewelry chains.
10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14) Keeps glass shower doors free of waterspots.
15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
1 It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car. Removed quickly, with WD-40!
20) Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21) Lubricates gear shift on lawn mowers.
22) Rids kids' rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
2 Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain .
37) Florida 's favorite use: 'cleans and removes Love Bugs from grills and bumpers.'
3 Protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time.
40) Fire a nt bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark, wipe with a clean rag.
42) If you've washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and re-wash.. Presto! Lipstick is gone!
43) If you spray WD-40 on the distributor cap, it will displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
44) Keep a can of WD-40 in your kitchen cabinet over the stove. It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn. It takes the burned feeling away and heals with NO scarring.
Remember, the basic ingredient is FISH OIL! |
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Gold Hat
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Here ya go ghostie - posted this elsewhere but you seem to have an affinity for pussies.
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
BTW - if ya wanna see a chick with a really hairy pussy then
GO HERE
But be quick before RC or another mod deletes it
Hahaha. We had it as an avatar last week. RC |
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Gold Hat
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Can't remember if this was posted but it continues the cat thread.
If it wasn't posted then have a laugh.
If it was then you will know better next time not to trust me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp6U1wGR5to |
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Christ N. Rohr
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Gold Hat
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:16 pm |
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Gold Hat
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:21 pm |
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Some different perspectives
Clicky
LINK
Pic converted to link. Killjoy RC |
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Strongside
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Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:48 pm |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSpI4oZoDc&feature=related |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
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Gold Hat
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I had trouble even watching the video
The Kings Walkway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipAaBcrkx8
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El Caminito del Rey (English: The King's little pathway) is a walkway or via ferrata, now fallen into disrepair, pinned along the steep walls of a narrow gorge in El Chorro, near Álora in Málaga, Spain. The name is often shortened to El Camino del Rey.
The walkway has now gone many years without maintenance, and is in a highly deteriorated and dangerous state. It is one meter (3 feet and 3 inches) in width, and is over 200 meters (700 feet) above the river. Nearly all of the path has no handrail. Some parts of the concrete walkway have completely collapsed and all that is remaining is the steel beam originally in place to hold it up and the wire that follows most of the path. One can latch onto a safety-wire to keep from falling. Several people have lost their lives on the walkway in recent years; after four people died in two accidents in 1999 and 2000, the local government closed the entrances. However, adventurous tourists still find their way onto the walkway to explore it. |
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