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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:17 am

This guy is a real piece of dirt. Here's one of his emails to me off an ASEM.

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[41.205.171.2]

DEAR ROBERTSON,

HOW ARE YOU AND FAMILY? WE GOT YOUR MAIL, I WANT TO USE THIS MEDIUM TO SEND THE FOUNDATIONS LOYALTY AND GREETINGS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

WE ARE INTERNATIONAL HUMANITARIAN FOUNDATION RECOGNIZED BY UNICEF, UNESCO, COMMON WHEATH, AFRICAN UNION, EUROPEAN UNION AND W.H.O. ,HELPING THE WAR TORN AFRICAN COUNTRIES WOMEN, MEN, GIRLS AND BOYS. BY HELPING THE WOMEN/MEN TO LEARN A NEW TRADE/BUSINESS AND PROVIDE THEM WITH MONEY TO START IT UP AFTER THEY MUST HAVE FINISHED LEARNING.

WE EQUALLY SEND THE BOYS USED AS CHILD SOLDIERS BACK TO SCHOOL AND GIRLS RAPED TO REHABILITATION AFTER WHICH WE SEND THEM BACK TO SCHOOL.WE PROVIDE ACCOMMODATION, DRUGS, FOOD STUFF, MONEY ETC FOR THESE PEOPLE'S UP KEEP THEREBY PUTTING SMILES ON THEIR FACES AND GIVING THEM HOPE TO FACE TOMORROW.

WE STRONGLY APPEAL TO YOU TO HELP US PUT THIS SMILE IN THEIR FACES TOGETHER THIS FESTIVE PERIOD BY DONATING TO US ANY AMMOUNT OF MONEY YOU CAN AFFORD. PLEASE SEND TO US YOUR FULL NAMES, CONTACT ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBERS AND THE AMOUNT YOU WANT TO DONATE/GIVE TO US SO THAT

WE CAN SEND TO YOU THE ACCOUNT NUMBER WHERE YOU WILL PAY IN THE MONEY AND PRAY FOR YOU, YOUR ORGANISATION AND FAMILY. WHEREVER THIS MONEY WILL COME OUT FROM GOD ALMIGTHY WILL PUT IT BACK IN MILLION FOLDS. AMEN.

FINACIAL OFFICER
SAVE THE CHILDREN AND WOMEN OF AFFRICA FOUNDATION

41.205.171.2 comes back as:

Hostname: dial-pool14.ph.starcomms.net
ISP: Starcomms Nigeria (v4 allocation)
Organization: Starcomms Nigeria (v4 allocation)
Proxy: None detected
Type: Dial-up
Location: Port Harcourt

I am the good Reverend H0ward and I have already sent his account off to Al4n. However, in the meantime, can we pile on this piece of crap and all pretend to be my parishoners? In fact, the more evidence we can send to Al4n, the better.

*Removed email address due to pending safari

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:18 am

Yes, we can Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:24 am

^^ Count me in. If you guys save the children, I'll take care of the women Wink

Any wicked ideas how to play him SSA?

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:27 am

Everyone is a parishoner in the churchof the Sacred Heart. (a now-deceased relative's alias while on the run from the law) is the good Father who is asking his church-goers to donate to this most worthy cause. So make sure you mention him, but after that, it's wide open.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:50 am

He's got mail from the Unesco African Charity dept., as advised by S4cred heart. Hope he's got a good destination for our surplus 2008 charity budget Twisted Evil

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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:20 am

I offered him $20K, but he's going to have to come up with the plans...

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Dear Nkwerre,

I am parishoner in the church of the Sacred Heart underneath the Reverend Howard Robertson, and he has asked us, his flock, to help you in your work.

My duties here are in charge of our accomdations and building programs for homless persons as I am also an architect as well as Sacred Heart member.

Do you have plans for building refuges for the women and children? If so, we can help a little. We recently build a women and children refuge in Abeche in Chad, and for just $20,000 we have house for nearly 150 reffugees from the Darfur conflict.

The good Reverend has asked us to help you, so if you need any money or advice, please mail me back.

Architect B. Rlch4rd Br4df0rd

Perhaps if we all offer him different specialities, we could get him to make fund-raising videos, fun runs, multiple banners, Xmas decorations, who knows.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:37 am

I detest lads in general but ones that do charity scams are ones that really make my blood boil. Anyone who uses the misfortune of others to line their pockets gets my extra-special attention. We may want to work the Congo crisis into it, just on the outside chance we can send him there to get cholera. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:59 am

Lets see if we can get a womens soccer team together (hell hath no fury etc!) time to revitalise the

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:50 am

he has my 20k, he may have to travel to get it but

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:03 am

Nice long email praising the Lord etc.

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So herein lies your task if you are interested. to put together a team of 15 women, Manager and coach. I presume you yourself will take on the role of manager.

On sucessful application to the , you will be granted $2500 per player, full team uniform and full training facilities, (soccer pitch, changing rooms and clubhouse)

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:04 am

@sir scam alot

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I detest lads in general but ones that do charity scams are ones that really make my blood boil

I absolutely agree, they're at the bottom of my list, too.

Perhaps we should try and get more coordinated and less free-for-all with this bait, if we want to do some real damage? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:09 am

Yes. I've not done a mass bait before Embarassed

Bob is quite old so he could pop his clogs if things get too crazy,

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:17 am

Let's see what the OP wants to do...

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:24 am

Of course. that mail just infuriated me, still does. anything whatsoever to do with children especially victims of such things as the Liberian conflict I just want to strangle the scumbag and watch his eyes pop.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:33 am

The Senior Ladies of the church are interested in helping out as well. They do get confused easily with all this internet rubbish. Wink

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:13 am

^
Wouldn't the Senior Ladies like to see a cute video of all the orphan children singing carols? Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:23 am

I'm way ahead of you. They are busy lads...... Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:35 am

He is a busy chap, I wasn't expecting a mail until later. he wants to start 2 teams. I'll delay him for now. umm where is this parish? Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:17 am

He is quick, isn't he.

I wonder if drawing up the blueprints I have asked for regarding the refuge will slow him up at all.

In fact, I have a feeling the Rev Robertson will soon turn up and tell us not to give away Sacred Heart funds without proper procedures being in place.... Wink

Sigh, all that paperwork... Laughing

But for now, I see this Lad almost wetting himself at the prospect of such easy riches. This is it! This is the Big Score!!

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:20 am

He's checking through videos of MTV Cribs and making a big big list!

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:37 am

I have been out of the water for awhile. Time to wade back into the cess pool that these scum come from.
LCpl N3kk1d, son of a loyal follower of the church of the Sacred Heart, and his unit have put together a 9000.00 donation to help these folks out. Im sure they wouldnt want to steal from a Marine Corps fire team or would they? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:42 am

Lady Els13 has offered her services

p.s. Rev you left your bike outside my house again

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:20 pm

The church is in the United States, can we keep it at that for right now with the lad? I figure with that name, there's a ton of churches he'd have to sort through if he really wanted to investigate. I'm hoping to tie him up as much as possible with as many baiters that he won't have the time to do anything else. Think of the blitzkrieg offense, that's what I am going for. However, if he wants to travel to Ghana, I'll be more than happy to send him there.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:32 pm

i'm wondering if a high school cheerleader and parishioner's daughter could help him out by doing some fundraising around the school. Of course they will need pictures of some o the orphans and the orphanage, for the school's newspaper.

- xenu_from_oz

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:37 pm

These are the guys I despise the most. I would love to help. I will wait to see if there is a special part you need covered before I email him.

If not just let me know and I will zing him with one of my accounts.

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