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Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:10 pm

I have pics of the Internet Cafe in Abeche, if those are helpful. I heard there is only one.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:40 pm

That would be helpful, I must go check see if they have a Town Hall as well. I was winging it at that point, so anything to keep them happy would be good. It looks like they may have a choice of travel plans shortly.
No doubt they'll have to come up with excuses why they can't meet me.
I will let them know that I have a laptop with internet access, it'll be another gift for them when we meet.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:49 pm

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Adamu/directioncyber.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Adamu/employT.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Adamu/client.JPG

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:20 pm

Guys, I just finished reading the whole post.

That was simply EPIC.

KUDOS to "YeahSoBean", and the rest who made this possible.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:33 pm

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:25 pm

looking forward to the goma thing Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

I'm very intrigued by the Goma thing, but also very enthralled watching these guys get actively baited from two different angles. Keep it coming guys!

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:10 pm

The Goma thing is unrelated to any of these TWATs. We have a new, fresh TWAT coming soon.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:31 pm

Jojo - It occurs to me that, at some point, a fraternal order could be established in Nigeria to consist exclusively of people who have been streded in Chad as TWATS. Kind of a "self-help" group with a 12 step recovery plan, or something on that order. After all, after being streded, I am sure these folks have issues that need to be worked out....

Bruin

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:56 am

Yeah, Bruin. Like how to get all the sand out of their underwear. Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:43 pm

I don't know if this means they are now living behind the hotel, or are just waiting for me to turn up.

Quote:

date 4 November 2008 10:29
Dear Rev.Charles,

We are now waiting for you at HOTEL AURORA, MOURSAL, N'DJAMENA as scheduled. However, the hotel attendant said that she has not seen you.

Meanwhile, we are staying behind the hotel now so, call us on our phone no: Phone+2xxx as soon as you come to the Hotel then, we shall be with you in five (5) munites.

Love from,
Rev.Miracle Charles & Rev.Andrew

MOURSAL

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:56 pm

Why do they think you'll be in N'Djamena? I thought you made clear you were in Abeche.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

some news about Chad Smile

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/10/28/ling.pip.elephant.slaughter.cnn?iref=videosearch

Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Sep 2008 Posts: 41

@bruin - I can't wait to see the first round of scam e-mails inviting people to join the stredded TWATs anonymous, just a $200 application fee, and the healing will be on the way!!!

@inspector - how big is this hotel? They're staying right behind it, but if you're in front and you call them, it's gonna take a full five minutes to get to you?!? I mean, I suppose I should cut them a break, because they've probably been surviving off of nothing more than moldy bread and dusty water, but their faith should give them the strength to get to you sooner when you call. But that of course ignores prof's point that you're not even in N'djamena anyways. When will these TWATs ever learn?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:37 pm

Quote:

how big is this hotel?

According to TV5 Monde it isn't very big:

Quote:

Hotel Aurora
Catégorie 1*
Nombre de chambres 10

Why didn't they go behind some cosy family hotel? Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:46 pm

Professor So And So wrote:

Why do they think you'll be in N'Djamena? I thought you made clear you were in Abeche.

It's 38 degrees celcius in Chad, 100 degrees farenheit. Every single day.
It might be getting to them. Their brains are fried. Cool

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 15

Was famous associated with Miracle Charles? Theres some fax numbers on that link you should send a heap of wanted US$25,000 reward flyers with those nude pics saying they are Homosexual Child Molesters to every fax number you can find for N Djamena.

http://www.tv5.org/TV5Site/voyageurs/hotels_result.php?r_pays=212&langue=FR

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:29 pm

JoJoBean wrote:

Quote:

We have a new, fresh TWAT coming soon

Don't keep us in suspense for too long now.

It occurs to me that when future T*W*A*T applicants are building their monuments of faith they should be dedicating their efforts to Saint Adamu who is now the patron saint of travellers everywhere. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:33 pm

This is pretty much the full exchange between Reverend Charles (aged 81) and Reverend Charles (aka Miracle)
They still appear streaded and don't seem to be too willing to move pretty soon

To: Charles in Chad
Date: Monday, November 3, 2008, 7:37 AM

Reverend Charles,

Just to confirm our e-mail. We will meet tomorrow morning at 10:00 at the Town Hall here in Abeche.
I am very much looking forward to meeting you both.

Reverend Charles. (me)

From Charles in Chad
Dear Rev.Charles,

We highly appreciate your call today.

Come to meet with us at the:

HOTEL AURORA.
BP 578 N'DJAMENA,
MOURSAL- N'DJAMENA,TCHAD
HOTEL PHONE NO; 5xxx

We shall be there on or before 10am tomorrow being Tuesday, 4th of November 2008 to meet with you are agreed on phone.

We have told you severally that we do not have means to go to Abeche. Come to N'djamena to meet with us at Hotel Aurora.

With kind regards,
Rev.Miracle Charles & Rev.Andrew

To Charles in Chad
Date: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 12:41 PM

Dear Reverend Charles,
What happened to you today?
I waited for you most patiently at the Town Hall as we had agreed on the phone, you did not show up.
Your brother said it would be now problem in getting here for 10am.
Now, I've had a look at the map, it doesn't look that far from where you are to get here, there ought to be buses or taxis, even trains to get you across. I'm surprised and disappointed that all that food nearly went to waste, fortunately we managed to entertain some friends at short notice, you missed out on a very fine meal.

So, here's what you need to do, check what the local transport is able to do for you, let me know when you can get here, we'll say 10am Thursday morning at the Internet Cafe, there is only one in town so you can't get confused.

I look forward to seeing you there.

Reverend Charles

From Charles in Chad
Dear Rev.Charles,

You were at N'jamena (Le meridien Hotel) and you were not. Now in Abeche. You must be an Angel of unrealistic meetings.

Rev.Miracle & Rev.Andrew (is he Charles or Miracle?)

To Charles in Chad
Date: Wednesday, November 5, 2008, 1:01 PM

Dear Reverends,
I've not been to the hotel you mention, I've got no idea where you got that information from, I distinctly remember sending you the information stating that I was at the hotel here in Abeche, I stayed there for 2 nights and then moved to the accommodation provided by the local Pastor.
I'm no angel, simply a Reverend of the church the same as you. I do not have the ability to be in two places at once, I've certainly not made any references to being in N'djamena. I shall wait here for you two to arrive.

Reverend Charles

P.S. I will get more credit for this phone tomorrow and try and give you a ring.

Today's message from Charles in Chad :
Dear Rev.Charles,

Your call does not make any difference without you comming to N'djamena to pick us then we can go to Abeche with you.

In the first place, the meaning of TWAT is; DESERT. (now you know!)

We therefore have two option to establish that the TWAT is visible.

(1) That the TWAT send expenses prior to any movement to Abeche or elsewhere. OR
(2) That the TWAT comes to meet with us at N'djamena-Chad then, we shall move ahead to anywhere the TWAT wants us to go.

Work in these possibility. We have already told you where you can meet with us at N'djamena which is: HOTEL AURORA.

Regards,
Rev.Miracle & Rev.Andrew

Today's reply to Charles in Chad :
Dear Reverend Charles,
I still don't understand why your brother said that it would no problem for you two to pop over and meet me here in Abeche. He said on the time that you'd be here for 10am, I made all the arrangements.
Now I suppose I have to sit here and wait with your money until you can come collect it. I even made the organisation get me the cash as this seems such a funny country for getting bank transfers sorted out, must be the weather, lovely and warm for the time of year.

You didn't mention what sort of travelling times you would be involved with in order to get here, I look forward to hearing from you. I shall await your arrival with great interest.

Reverend Charles.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:53 pm

Is there anyone who can help us make a call from the Miracle Network?

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:44 pm

I just read through that exchange Inspector. This is one of the best lines I have ever seen:

Quote:

You must be an Angel of unrealistic meetings

That should be your new custom title.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Posts: 6

I am an attorney. Someone posted a link to this site from a sports message board I frequent. I wasted about 10 hours at work over the past few days reading this. As I bill $200 an hour, someone owes my boss $2000.

keep up the good work guys...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:18 pm

Welcome to Eater, Barrister Y. Dawn Jablome!

As you will see, we just love barristers here Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 08 Nov 2008 Posts: 6

Yeah. I have gotten quite a few of those emails. I always delete them. I never knew about this great sport. I've now moved on to reading the jewel heist safari.

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:48 pm

^I'm sure that from now on you will read incoming scam letters... And why not try baiting? The lads are waiting for you. Read the stickies, get a mentor and be careful out there! Cool

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