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Spudz
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Or how many people does it take to change a light bulb in an Irish hospital
My mum is in hospital at the moment, nothing serious she's just having some tests done. Just before I left the house to go over just after 6pm she rings me asking me to bring a light bulb.......
The bulb in her bedside lamp went and so she asked a nurse for a new one, the nurse replied that she will have to get an electrician to do it but as the staff electrician finished at 5:30 she would have to wait until tomorrow.. |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:13 pm |
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Thats ok. Here in the US, the lightbulb would be changed almost instantly. Then of course, the bill for $567 would be denied by your HMO. Upon appeal, they would agree to pay $.3765. However, the 38 cents would be taken out of your deductable, leaving the patient with a bill for $567. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:31 pm |
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Seems to be common problem
Have you seen this piece Daily Record |
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Craig007
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:33 pm |
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I was going to point out the same article if you hadn't already Nanny... I assume you're a Scotch? |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:34 pm |
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Jaysus, I'll probably get a summons now for changing the bulb! And whats the bets there'll be no delay delivering that! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Titania
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Joined: 06 Jun 2008
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:45 pm |
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@SamSpudz - that's what unionized labor comes down to - the floor layer can't move the boards because there's a hammer sitting on the pile, and as he's not a carpenter, he can't touch the hammer, and the carpenters are all at lunch right now.
@TS - you've got that right about American hospitals. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:52 pm |
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Bring back the nuns!! there'd be none of this messing around |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:56 pm |
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I smell something fishy here. I think the hospital does this on purpose so the patients family will change the bulbs themselves that way the hospital doesn't have to pay for it. It could be a huge savings over a year. |
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iMike
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:56 am |
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Mrs is a nurse. Few years ago she ended up in the hospital where she works with appendicitis. Day after the op, she still had a drip up. Noticing the bag was nearly empty, she rang for a nurse who said not to worry, someone would be along in a few minutes. Over an hour later, the bag was empty. She rang for a nurse who said not to worry, someone would be along....etc.
Eventually she got out of bed, went to the stores, picked up a new bag of fluid & changed it herself. |
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Spudz
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:02 am |
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Unbelievable.
Bring 'em back!! clips on the ear and dragged by the locks would sort out hospitals!! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Gnasher
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Joined: 29 May 2006
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:39 am |
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@ Sam - When you go to see your mum take one of those orange flouro jacket things and you will be able to roam around the hospital nicking all the lightbulbs you need unchallenged because those things entitle the wearer to do anything, go anywhere. If anyone does stop you just mumble "'ealth and safety innit" and you will be allowed to proceed no questions asked. |
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N N N
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 Sep 2008
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:00 am |
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craig007 wrote: |
Nanny... I assume you're a Scotch? |
70 proof! Hehehe
Scotch = healthy medicinal drink.
Scottish = national, wears tartan & sporran, plays bagpipes, tosses cabers and drinks scotch. |
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Spudz
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:06 am |
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@ Gnasher
I probably wouldn't even need the hi-vis, apparently patients have wandered into surgery/theatre in that hospital! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:26 am |
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White lab coat.
that'll let you get anywhere in a hospital.
Or you could dress as a nun
@ NNN I resent that!
I've never worn a sporran. |
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:37 am |
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^ But you have tossed a caber?
@ NNN: I thought Scotch was 80 proof or there abouts.
Got to love the hospital set up around the world. They could care less about the patient and more about the money (at least that's the way it is in the states). This summer I had to get something cut off as it looked like skin cancer (runs in my fine Scots/Irish family). Being an uninsured student they wouldn't even touch it (not even the uni doctors who I am covered by because I go to school there), so out of the pocket it went. Cut into the book fund heavily I can tell you that much. |
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Yastreb
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:09 am |
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SamSpudz wrote: |
Unbelievable.
Bring 'em back!! clips on the ear and dragged by the locks would sort out hospitals!! |
I notice they're all carrying the Vatican-approved firearm for nuns - the Carmelite rifle. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:32 am |
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Hermes
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:12 pm |
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N N N wrote: |
craig007 wrote: |
Nanny... I assume you're a Scotch? |
70 proof! Hehehe
Scotch = healthy medicinal drink.
Scottish = national, wears tartan & sporran, plays bagpipes, tosses cabers and drinks scotch. |
And have a thing for bothering haggis???????
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
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Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:32 pm |
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They have to do a risk assesment for the risk assement on how risky it is to change a light bulb |
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Spudz
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Well mum came out today, and apart from the lightbulb crap I just want to say that all the nurses, orderlies and porters did (and do)a fantastic job.
It's just the crazy H&S rules which prevent them from going that little bit further to help. |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Connie L. Gus
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:59 pm |
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Nanny Ogg wrote: |
White lab coat.
that'll let you get anywhere in a hospital.
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Or a suit and a black brick walkie talkie, a gurney, a huge flower bouquet or just a big empty box.
Sorry about your mum in hospital. Good to hear its just testing. How about taking over one of those flickering lamps from the 70's. Oh wow man. |
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Spudz
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:07 pm |
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^^She's out now Connie!
I'll take those suggestions into consideration if I ever need a load of valium |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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larry
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:18 pm |
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Where is Maggie Thatcher when you need her. I am sure she could figure out some way to break the bulb changers union..... |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:38 pm |
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@Gnasher: Also carry a clip board. If you carry a clip board and look like you belong no one will question you. Also if anyone asks say something about patient privacy. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:41 pm |
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A bed pan held at arms length will clear the way
@ Sam I'm so glad your mum is home |
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