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Sleepless
Goat Licker
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 315
Location: In my lad's head
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:13 am |
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I am curious what is the longest email you ever received from a lad? A real unscripted email (no poems, song lyrics, transcribed books, legal documents, YIM chats, travel guides, etc...) without a a single mention of money or deals .
Just a straight email of lad answering some questions and writing about things in his life "just because he felt like it" or had too much time in the cafe that day.
I was floored to open my box and see an email that seemed to have no end. I pasted it into Word just to see how long it was, and the stats are:
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1766 words
8028 characters without spaces
9744 characters with spaces
34 paragraphs
111 lines |
I thought for sure it had to be my longest one ever, alas he is just a runner up to a one I received in December from another banker lad.
His stats:
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2018 words
9104 characters without spaces
11120 characters with spaces
14 paragraphs
104 lines |
Can't be all bad...the thought of a lad typing this all in the cafe is making me smile. Wonder how long it took them to write?  |
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"...you keep me sleepless at night... I miss you." (my first Burkina banker, sigh!)
"I lick you from head to toes and rob your white legs with my fingers. u will love that i hope." (my second Burkina banker, yikes!)
"Hey, to your answer,your voice and the way you sounds are all B.S. is not better than any normal Nigerian man voice." (Prince Diallo to Ms. M)
"You demanded for tampax i bought it now where are you?" - Z4k3 4dams
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Casual Occurrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Dec 2007
Posts: 529
Location: Around here....somewhere.....
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:03 pm |
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Nice! I've never had anything remotely close to that...in fact, if I receive anything that's maybe more than 3 paragraphs, I get really bored really fast and just write a response on the first paragraph and ask a few questions about what the heck he was saying later(I don't understand, please explain in further detail).
That's one of my goals though to get him to write a novel about nothing, but if I do find myself reading beyond that or really thinking of what to say I tell myself: WhyTF are you putting so much effort into this, just write some BS.
^^^I win for longest run on sentence with that last paragraph.  |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:23 pm |
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My longest, from memory anyway, was:
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1432 words
71850 characters with spaces
19 paragraphs
81 lines |
from a Lad who thought payday was due. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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