My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Oct 2008 Posts: 26

Wow great angle. I'm going to have to try this one. Maybe I could do phone too, since my wife might play along Smile

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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:05 am

Oh dear, he's upset now.

lad to my fake lad wrote:

ALOT OF COFFINS AWAITS YOU.... HELL IS YOUR FINAL DISTINATION. I CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT UP YOUR SKINNY ASS. I CAN'T WAIT TO BERRY U IN A TINY GRAVE... I REALLY WANNA SEND YOU TO HELL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE MURDER FUCKER. AS U EMAILING ME THE MORE U GETTIN YOUR ROLES SO DIP. I WILL FINISH U AND RUN DOWN ALL THE WHOLE ENTIRE OF YOUR FAMILY. IF YOU REALLY A MAN. SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME AND I WILL SHOW U AM BIGGER THAN U. GREATER THAN U AND CAN MAKE THINGS HAPPEN IN SOME SECONDS TO MAKE U SCREAM FOR HELP. TRY ME OR MEET ME HERE 8. AYILARA STREET. I WILL WAIT U THER AROUND 1PM MEET ME THER IF YOU REALLY A MAN. AND YOU CAN FIGHT. I WILL MAKE U BEG AND U WILL SURELY REGRET WHY COMING. COME ON GIVE ME A REAL FIGHT ASS HOLE.

I don't know what that address is, I have his real address and that's not it. But no matter, he's about to be the laughingstock of Lagos.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

The Sun says it's a hoochie-mama street.
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2008/mar/02/national-02-03-2008-006.htm

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:42 am

Don't you love it when they think they will get the last word in? Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:55 am

I hope when you expose him (sic) for what he is, you will supply a link, So we can all follow his exploits, in down town Lagos.

You never know he might find that he's getting a lot of fan mail, for showing his attributes. That's if like all good reporters you provide his e-mail address.

I can see months of work (unpaid of cause) ahead for your newest porn star, in the internet cafe, once he's been exposed to the public eye. The ladies will be simply cueing up, waiting for replies.

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:18 pm

Looks like the bait is dying, he's been more than a little bit hostile in the past few days. But that was before his pictures were sent all over creation. Now he's really upset:

Quote:

f*** you and don't ever in your life email me. have been scandal.. someone is sending my pics all over the world. i got up to 20 calls from different country today.

so please leave me alone.

His humiliation is only starting...

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:24 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL_sign

I hope the mass advertising of your Lads charms was sent from the chopper account. Wifey can claim complete innocence and console the Lad.
And...keep baiting him.... Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:35 pm

Wifey is in the clear, she was blackmailed by the same chopper so she and the lad are in the same situation.

But my lad is over the edge now. This happened the last time I baited him. He swings back and forth between wanting to believe down to the bottom of his heart, and being terrified that someone is tricking him. Just like the last time, he his now demanding a face-to-face webcam session. No can do.

I figure he must have been burned badly in the past, he's the most suspicious lad I've ever baited. But I don't care if the bait dies, at this point I've accomplished more than I originally hoped for.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

hee hee, you daughter of a mermaid you! Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:06 pm

It goes to show - You can't put a price on love! banghead

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:02 pm

Quote:

I CAN'T WAIT TO BERRY U

Yummm, berries....

Great work, one completely fecked up lad whose newly found paranoia will work against him in the future! clapping

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:06 pm

Now is the time for wifey to be nice to the lad again. Send him a few wifey p0rn videos and bring him back on line. Nothing drives a lad more crazy than kiss, slap, kiss.

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:18 pm

I think this bait is dead, but his suffering hasn't ended. Another baiter just did me the favor of sending out yet another 1,000 emails... Laughing

Meanwhile Sam wrote to both my fake lad and pr0n caracter. He's not a happy camper.

lad to my fake lad wrote:

you be the real mumu wey i never see for mylife. that pics no be really me. you think say u fit use am make money lol... continue to dey send am. u go tire. no be my pics be that lol. u just dey waste all your time guy. u no fit get anything hahahahaha, fake pics wey i send her say na me. u come want use am make money lol. send am to the whole world. u be looser you fool.

Well, despite his bravado I know for a fact that the pictures are of him. He followed my instructions in the beginning, and reshot some pictures at my insistence. There's no way he found them on the web or got someone to pose. I'm sure he figures he can convince my lad it's a waste of time to send them out. Ain't gonna work.

my fake lad wrote:

HAHAHAHA U R SO FUNNY ,MUGU. I KNOW DI PHOTOS BE REAL ,I KNOW WHO U R AN WHERE U LIVE .U WAIST UR TIME PRETENDING ITS NOT U WHEN I KNOW FOR FACT .ANYWAY IF ITS NOT U DEN U DON CARE IF I SEND 10000 MORE EMAIL .EVERYONE KNOW U R WIT EFCC AND GAY ASHAWO .U R FINISH ASSHOOOOOOOLLLLLL.

He also wrote a kiss-off to Wifey. Uh-oh, looks like I'm in trouble with the FBI (@yahoo.com, no doubt):

lad to Wifey wrote:

Your site will be closed in the next 42hours. cause have forward all this to a friend working in the FBI and now is really taking this matter serious.

sorry but i have to do this to make sure am safe on my ownself. maybe when they come and investigate you.. you will give them more reason why u people are working hand to hand to scandal me. after all have done sending u my pictures.. all you have to do is step on my eyes. i will treat you back in favor.

Bye.... i have to do for the safey of myself.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:06 am

I wonder -

You know the way "O Rly?" and similar lolCats pictures (text on a picture which ends up as a self-sustaining meme) get printed out and stuck on walls? How about with a bit of Photoshop love with his photo, crude text saying "FEER ME 419 LOOSER 2 BUZY JACKING 4 SCAMMING!" or something that could conceivably have been made by a lad - then emailed out again with a "this is hilarious print for your cafe" type message from Gomer. If I was near a computer I'd do it myself, in fact.

Juan, I love the blackmail twist, it was pure poetry. This arrogant mysoginistic little shit deserves everything he gets, and this is a great, great script for repeating. If it was possible to have an audience prize in the baiter awards 2008, I'd give it to you for this one. Beautiful way to have your cake and eat it Smile

Edit-PS, it's a shame we couldn't make more use of the date and time he was threatening to be to get a few lads in the area to laugh at smallboi or pick fights with one another. Hope we can get him to another rendezvous with a bunch more big guys showing up (for promised riches...) and scaring him shitless.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Not 24 or 48, but 42 hours? Guess that's how you can tell it's the real FBI.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:39 am

@manbites, if you want to Photoshop something and send it out, PM me your email address and I'll send you large, uncensored versions. Wink

I'm game for any fresh angles to add to this lad's misery.

I don't remember if I've mentioned it in this thread, but he scammed a friend of a friend so I took this one very personally.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

It would be great to send another lad on a "mini-safari" to go meet him and accept his challenge to fight. Hold a sign saying "I chopped yo dolla, I'm here to fight" and that's how they can start the fight. That would be glorious, 2 lads fighting over money that never existed.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:20 am

Juan, I just read this whole thing, and, hahaha, this was wonderful!
Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:06 pm

If you like Juan, I could chop his pictures and add them one of my pr0n sites? A little banner graphics, some nice pictures and a write up? He deserves to be seen. With all my porno lads I always pretend that I've sold all their pictures and then send them the links to the sites.

I can always photochop him making sweet love to a few domestic animals? (now there's a line I thought I'd never say)

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:11 pm

PM me your email and you'll have 'em to do whatever you'd like. I'm sure he would just LOVE to see the site. Wink

EDIT: Scratch that, I found your email. Pics en route momentarily.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:12 pm

If you do that, please post the linky!

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:00 pm

Quote:

I can always photochop him making sweet love to a few domestic animals?

I say yes to that - if any Lad deserves to be branded as a sheep (or goat) shagger it's Sam. What a sad, whining, pathetic loser he turned out to be.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:02 pm

Sad, whining pathetic loser. Yup, that's him. I just looked back at some of my emails from him in my previous bait with him. It's deja vu all over again:

in July my lad wrote:

i need to see you on cam if truly you are for real . . . let me know that you are for real, let me see you on cam.

in November my lad wrote:

I NEED A REAL PERSON NOT FAKE PERSON WHO I CAN'T EVEN CALL OR SEE ON CAM.

He's pretty paranoid, he must have been burned badly at some point.

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:30 am

Juan we can give that a try, I hope to get to a PC soon -my posts are all from a phone which hasn't got the OOmph to edit piccies! If you use some service like yousendit.com or rapidshare and PM the links (or post them here?) I'll try when I get to a machine Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:11 am

Now that his photos are out there spreading like the bird flu, and soon to be on a website, its time to hit him up with the "We've seen your photos on the net and think you would be perfect for our next production" modality. Laughing

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