My lad wants to be a porn star - **NSFW**

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Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

future p0rnstars do make some good money without being on the set yet Very Happy

Can't wait to hear about his problems @ WU /MG Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:32 pm

The look of dissapointment would be PRICELESS

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:33 pm

As expected, his cheery good mood has been soured a bit.

Quote:

Subject: WAHT IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE MONEY?

what is going on with the money? I went to collect the money today but the moneygram agent told me that the money was not being sent properly? is this a Game or a Trick? Tell the Cameraman to go back there and send the money to Lagos Nigeria.

Cause the money was no there when they check the file.

Kindly do this today and be fast about it,if you want me to get the pics ready today. have already setup my part and is ready but the money is delaying now.

and when he send the money he should give me this info.

MTCN #.
SENDERS NAME.
QUESTION AND ANSWER.
AMOUNT BEEN SENT.
CITY AND STATE WHERE MONEY WAS SENT FROM.

ALL THIS I NEED BEFORE I CAN GET THE MONEY THE EARLIER THE BETTER IF YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU THE PICS TODAY. TELL HIM TO HAVE THE PROBLEM SOLVED RIGHT AWAY.

WITHOUT GETTING THE MONEY I DON'T THINK I CAN DO ANYTHING. HE SHOULD TELL THE AGENT OVER THEIR THAT THE MONEY IS GOING TO LAGOS NIGERIA.

I WILL BE EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

Unfortunately, I'm tied up all day doing an S&M video (pun intended) and won't be able to read my email until tomorrow. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

how is our super p0rnstar doing? Razz

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:07 pm

My pathetic lad is going nuts trying to collect the money I sent him. He's had a frustrating few days, especially since I ignored him over the weekend. He just sent this:

Quote:

Subject: I told you i can't still receive the money go back ther and pickup the money!!!

This is bullshit. and am so fed up. Go and pickup the money back ok. Am so tired of all this ok. and i think you are playing Games. [Moi????] Laughing

I told you i can't receive this money. when i went to the moneygram agent. she told me that it saids NO MATCH FOUND. which means the money wasn't sent to Lagos Nigeria.

Go back their tonight to pickup the money and resend it.

I need Mtcn #,senders name,city and state where the money was sent from. i need all that infos.

Wifey if you really want me to do this you have to have this done today.

Am am really really Fed up. [aww.....]

Hope to hear from you soon

Love u
Sam.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:16 pm

Arrogant little sod - it's not like you need him, is it?

Tell him you found out that your local MG agency had a computer problem that froze the transaction - and that the money should be sent today - or rather would have been sent, as you cancelled the payment because if he'd so blatantly shown why he can't be trusted in business.

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:39 pm

The arrogant b*stard will be slapped for this one:

Quote:

I went to moneygram today and complain to the Lady their i even shouted at her, she showed me on the computer. so i saw NO MATCH FOUND. on it. that means the money was been sent wrongly.

Wifey am really really fed up and this is not even giving me a time again about the Job. it been a week now. if it is how this is going to be... i wont have even keep talking to you, cuz am really going through a lot here and that is what u don't think. cause i already said you don't have a sympathy on me. [awww.... poor baby....]

what you should have done is you should go back their and make amends. it should be checked well.

I even wish to talk to you on phone to explain things better. you ain't keeping things clear you don't wanna even talk to me on phone why? [uh, because I'm a guy?] and you want to hire me for a job? how would u think if you were in my shoes? send me your cell # lets have this talk on phone. or call me +234xxxxxxx. that my cell number.

i wont tell you this again wifey.

Sam.

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Major slap indicated.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Arrogant little turd.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

slap slap slap, and the nerve he has! Evil or Very Mad

maybe some sexy pic will calm the lad down Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:01 pm

I decided that since he wanted me to call, I would. At 3AM his time. Unfortunately when he answered there was an overwhelmingly high-volume screeching sound on the line, courtesy of a wav file I keep for that purpose and a speaker placed right against the phone. I waited until he had time to get back to sleep, rinsed and repeated. Then I wrote him an email slap about his crappy phone line.

A little later I emailed him the good news that my assistant told me that Sam had picked up the money. Uh-oh, looks like he's been chopped. Sure enough, my dolla chopper character sent him a taunting email thanking him for the money. Sam is not happy this morning. Here's his email to my fake lad character:

Sam to fake lad wrote:

You steal my money.. but you no steal my success. this is a great stepup for me. i will surely get more money. and u will be ther stealing until you will be get caught.

to ther remove people money continue ok?? your time dey come.

God bless u. and u be real looser.

Then he wrote my porn star:

Sam to Wifey wrote:

Wifey i want you to call me. cuz am really fed up with what is going on... someone just stole the money.. i can't even talk here am not happy. call me lets talk this on phone. cuz am not happy. they stole the money from moneuygram.

i don't really understand please call me.

love u
sam.

Not happy? Aww... I'm sure it's true -- I baited him a few months ago and the same fake lad character chopped his money then, too. I think he's feeling persecuted.

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:21 pm

@Juan,

Classic stuff.
When you humiliate the lad with the viral mail of the pics to other Lads, send the pics from your "Fake Lad" account.
Make sure there are some nice local language taunts included with the pics.
Thus, you can continue the wifey bait, claiming innocence while the lad stews and is ridiculed by his peers. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

Dolla chop a success! Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:39 pm

I just love the dolla chop modality. Lads just hate it when a rival steals their money. I'll keep taunting this guy as long as takes the bait. He just sent this to my fake lad:

Quote:

You fit go with this one, but i will surely let u know say u go see me on fire.... u will surely. i know who u be. But u will surely see me,

Ooooo..... I'm so scared..... Laughing

Actually, I need to build on his belief that he knows who I am. Maybe some lad warfare will ensue.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

hee heeeee, I wonder who he thinks it is.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:25 am

This lad is turning into a gift that keeps on giving. As long as he keeps writing my fake lad, I'll keep tossing more abuse at him.

lad to my fake lad wrote:

I don't even know who u be Guy. [Guess he changed his mind.] u come still dey tell me bullshit??? wetin u think say u don get??? just 700$ out of how much?? you dey yarn like mumu. Na Only God for Heaven dey give Authority. men no fit give guy. God knows my worries. and he know how i feel but nevertheless. you fit talk anything wey u want talk or do anything wey u want do. but u wont get more. na only this one you just chop. [wanna bet?]

I promise you. say one day you will get a hole on your dick. and u will look for help. maybe na me u go see keep it as a word.

this woman wey send me the money no be thelf i use collect the money. na work wey i want work with her. [yeah, sure, this isn't a scam -- like you need $700 for 2 photos.] na him i use collect the money from her. But if you think say u more clearer and u can take my mtcn.

God bless you

you are a Looser. i win from grass to grace.

Sam.

Meanwhile Wifey finally wrote him back, and she's not happy:

my pron character wrote:

Oh FFS, Sam, what the hell is this all about??? For f***'s sake!!!! Why did you let someone steal the money?? What is wrong with you?? Why didn't you just pick the damn money up in the first place?? Why did you dick around and waste time and let some low-life steal it out from under you? What is your problem????

Do you have any idea how much risk I took sending you that money? Hubby would f***ing kill me! And now it's f***ing stolen?????? I don't f***ing believe this. This is just unreal.

Great. Just great. So now you're going to tell me you can't send the pictures, right? F***! I am pissed, you know that? I am really, really, really pissed!!! I didn't need this new tonight after a hard day, you know? This just f***ing caps it. God damn it to hell! What the f*** is going on with you?

All I asked for was something really, really simple -- just a couple of god damn photos. No f***ing big deal, you know? Just a really good shot of your dick standing at full attention. Simple. But no, it turned into this whole big f***ing production that cost hundreds of dollars to do, except you kept whining that the money wasn't there even though it was. Someone else obviously could get it, why not you? What the f*** is up with that, huh????

God damn I'm mad. This is just f***ed.

I'll wait another half hour before calling and waking him again. Too bad about the noisy line we're going to have.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:49 am

This is one unhappy lad..... He sent my character a very long email in which he copied her on every email the fake lad sent him. Here's just the highlights:

Quote:

Wifey. you don't have to f***in blame me ok. this is not my Fault,,, i told you to go back and hurry and pickup the money on Monday. But u never did. someone stole the money. and this is all he emailed me. cause i want you to trust me. i can't take the money and lie that i didn't take it. i know u really wanna help me. but i must tell u without this money i can't do nothing. i want you to call me wifey let me explain more better to you on phone, here is my cell # again +234XXXXXXXX.

This is what the guy that stole the money wrote me.

[very long snip of my own stuff]

maybe he might have even used my pics somewhere else too. am just not happy. i want you to call me ok. and lets have this talk on phone, cause without this money i cant do nothin ok.

from Sam.

Oh, you can be sure he's using the pics somewhere else. And soon. Now I can do the humiliation while keeping the bait alive. This is getting sweet. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 110

Lovin' this Smile

the sending pictures modality is great Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:44 pm

He's a very unhappy lad. The fact that my character is mega-pissed and keeps slapping him doesn't help his mood.

Quote:

Wifey, am just too speechless at the moment. cause this thing that happen is really affecting me and am now feeling so sick. someone used a fake identity on my name to pickup that money. the already monitor the money from the first day u sent the money. and put the money aside so that it wont show that is going to lagos Nigeria. This was done by someone in that moneygram office. and i really want you to take a Action on this money. i want you to go back ther and find any info about this person that receieve the money. tell the guy to call the Nigeria branch or even report this case to the federal agent. cause am so bored too. why would u send me money and someone else pick it up. If i don't get this money i cant do nothing. i already told you this. Baby am so really confess. that why i want you to call me.. so that i can explain this to you on phone.. but u never did, wifey try and understand me ok. is money to have it done. Kindly find a way in your heart and understand me. Love you

I've decided blackmail is in order. My fake lad will blackmail both the lad and my character. Then the pictures will go out to everyone in Lagos, while the bait continues. Wink

EDIT: My lad wants to work for the fake dolla chopper:

my lad wrote:

]my Oga no vex oo. i dey beg u abeg. i no no u before and maybe u think say na person wey u know u dey follow talk. abeg my oga no vex with me abeg. tell me which way and levels abeg !!!!

But my fake lad has no interest in this smallboi:

fake lad wrote:

I DON NEED NO SMALLBOI WORK 4 ME .I AM CHAIR OF TEH GOMERBOYS .JUST ASK ANYONE IN DI CAFE ABOUT GOMER OK .WE CHOP ALL DI STOOOOOOOOOPID MUGUS AS U . LISTEN 2 ME NAU GAYBOY .U SEND ME $5000 OR I RUIN U OK .I CAN DESTROY U AND U KNOW IT .SO U PAY ME DAT MONEY BY 2MORROW OR ELSE . SEND AS FOLLOW RECIEVER: PETER CHINEDUAMOUNT: 5000 DOLLARSTEST QUESTION: WHO IS MUGUANSER: SAMUEL U GIVE ME THE MTCN AND I LET U BE .OTHERWISE U R F***ED AN NOT BY DI PRETTY BITCH U LIKE SO MUCH .

Then the fake lad wrote my character:

Quote:

DEAR MRS. WIFEY,I AM WRITE YOU ABOUT SAMEUL IKAPE WHO YOU KNOW. WHAT YOU DONT KNOW IS SAMUEL IS CHEAP 419 SCAMMER OK. I DONT THINK YOUR HUSBAND WILL LIKE TO LERN THAT YOU ARE ASOCIATE WITH SCAMMER OR THAT YOU SNEAK AROUND TO WRITE TO HIM AND GIVE HIM MONEY AND MAKE PLANS BEHIND HUBBYS BACK. I HAVE YOUR EMAILS TO SAMUEL AND I GIVE THEM TO HUBBY UNLESS YOU PAY ME $10000 BY WESTERN UNION BEFORE SATURDAY OK. IT IS YOUR CHOICE NOW YOU CAN PAY ME AND YOUR HUBBY NEVER KNOW OR I DESTROY YOU BY SEINDNG HIM ALL YOUR EMAILS TO SHOW HIM YOU ARE CHEAP WHORE. GET BACK TO ME URGENT WITH MTCN. MAKE PAYMENTY TO RECEIVER PETER CHINEDU, LAGOS, NIGERIA, TEST QUESTION: WHO IS MUGU? ANSWER SAMUEL. DONT DELAY OR YOU ARE FINISH. THIS DEMAND IS NONNEGOCABLE. SEND THE MTCN URGENT.

In a couple of hours I'll send a panicked email to Sam from my character.

And no, this isn't cash baiting -- he could never come up with money to pay my fake lad anyway. This is just to set the stage so I can blanket Lagos with his pictures when he fails to come through.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:41 pm

Oh Juan, I couldn't find an icon cool enough, worthy of such baiting. This lad is a frickin' mess. You're driving him insane. That was fantastic turn around and response. It's truly beautiful.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:15 pm

Thanks, NN. As the leading pr0n baiter here, you're more familiar with these than anyone...

The lad is talking big but I think he's spooked. He hasn't written to my fake lad but he did write to Wifey a little while ago:

Quote:

Baby i want you to ignore is email ok and don't even try to send him any money, i told you that is full of shit and he can't do nothing ok. am making arrangement for him. have reported this issue to the secret agent here. and they will catch him.

they are on the trace to get him, he doesn't know hubby and he doesn't even know much about you and what you do, live him to be i have a good plan for him to get him arrested in just some hours.

And again don't try and send him any money. and don't reply any of is email. anytime he email you, have it forward to me. we are going to get him soon. please and please don't give this guy a chance please. i will get him arrested.

Call me baby am waiting +2348xxxxxxx.

Love you
Sam.

But of course he can find me, I'm famous after all. I really have no choice but to pay the blackmailer. Wink

A big payday my real lad will miss out on. And since it appears my lad won't pay his part, his pictures will be spread all over Lagos tomorrow by the dolla chopper.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

I am on the edge of my chair!

You dey yarn like mumu?

Is that a slur against fiber artists who are mothers?

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:08 pm

He finally replied to my fake lad. Looks like he's about to be publicly humiliated. Wink

Quote:

GO TO HELL. GUY U ARE A LOOSER OK. MAKE U GO DIE. YOU KNOW FIT DO ANYTHING I GO CATCH U AND IF I CATCH U I GO KILL YOU. FOOL LIKE YOU. I NO GET YOUR TIME SELF

Meanwhile Wifey wrote him that she paid the $10K blackmail. Sam's not happy.

Quote:

I MUST SPEAK WITH YOU. I NEED THE MTCN # AND THE STATE AND CITY THE MONEY WAS SENT TOO. I WILL TRACK HIM DOWN WITH THAT. IF YOU REALLY SEND ME TO SEND YOU MY PICTURES NOW. SEND ME THAT AND I WILL SHOW U AM TRUSTWORTHY.

HURRY UP AM WAITING ON YOU, OR CALL ME NOW. +2348xxxxxxx.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 116

Has he stopped putting "love u" at the end of every email?

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:50 pm

This guy likes to work the night shift. He wrote back to my fake lad:

Quote:

Go and eat the money bill sucker shit. u are a looser and am not loosing here ok. am making good money... u no no anything. u don catch this one, but u will never see any again until i catch ur skinny ass. i will naked u so all the all world go see you. say u be thelf and u dey thelf person money.

i make sure u will get fuckup one day. if i no catch u. BABA GOD WEY DEY FOR HEAVEN GO CATCH YOU. take this word and an advise you fool for nothing gizard.

am not freak if she pay u 10,000$ is not my f***ing business. put i say go to hell once more... u still be looser guy.

I love his threat to "naked" me. The irony is that I'm about to 'naked' him to every lad in Lagos. Meanwhile he seems upset with Wifey for some reason:

Quote:

F*** you and f*** you. don't email me again. you not real u asshole f***in bitch. if you real why cant u call me. i now see all this is a setup. i wont fall into it again.

Bye and suck my f***n ass. you bastard bitch and ungrateful harlot.

He'll be back. Wink

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