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 Election Rants, Stories and Thoughts (Non-Partisan)

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reposted as requested from another thread:

Ok, I have been supporting a local judicial candidate, X, in a bid for a judgeship. I know candidate x personally.

I have "x"'s sign in my yard.

I have raised funds for x.

I have personally contributed to x.

I have endorsed candidate x, in a local newspaper ad listing supporters for candidate x.

Tonight, I will stand outside a polling place holding a sign for X.

So, guess which candidate's mother just ran into my mother's car?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When Johnny voted Saturday before last, he was the only one. Steve stopped by this past Saturday and he was 4th in line. I'll be ineterested to see what it's like when I go tonight.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll be waiting at the polling station to give you a cheery wave with my clipboard. Laughing

Joking apart it's getting interesting. I'm going to wait up for the result. Or at least listen to the radio in bed.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To be honest, my home is so contentious at the moment that I can't wait for the day to be over. If not, I'll be going from newly married to recently divorced. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lotta, lotta, this too will pass!

Waiting on Lovey and then we will go vote. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well hope you dont run into the problems we had in Scotland when they did three votes on the one paper ( I for local gov, one for Scottish parliament and one for the party we wanted in power )
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A flying visit, I decided that Tv coverage was dull on all channels, so I've fired up the laptop to watch it on the internet.

I've got some Budweiser and expresso, but forgot to get popcorn.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sipping Guinness, watching the returns. I was banished to the office to watch TV because the girlfriend is angry her candidate will potentially lose. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I voted this afternoon and told the pollworkers that I was the only person in my household to be able to do this in person. They acted surprised. Both my children are in the military, one received a ballot and the other did not. So one was on the list of voters at the precinct and the other was not. They said it happens all the time for military. My SO is working today and also did not receive a ballot by mail.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I went to vote about 7:30 tonight. Polls close at 9pm. I was the only one there at the time voting. The other 12-15 people were poll workers, and friends or relatives, just gabbing away, laughing loudly, and getting in my way. So I had to say excuse me to get to the voting table to sign my name and vote. Then, I had to practically push my way through them to get out.
I was going to say something like, "So, who brought the beer? Where's the keg at?" But I don't think any of them would have understood. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the suspense is keeping me awake and I can't even bloody vote

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^My monster in law is a poll worker where I vote. She too was gabbing it up and made it hard for me to concentrate (even with a sheet I made to refer to). My wife votes at a totally different place BECAUSE of the monster.

There was no wait here, but the accomodations were less than friendly to those of us who bring our own chairs... . Cool I got to vote at an open table. Confused

No one pestering about my vote, and I didn't see the clipboard people either.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ABC News have just declared California, Oregon and Washington for Barack Obama-therefore if that is correct...

BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT ELECT!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


edit to [email protected] it's being reported that McCain has phoned Obama to congratulate him.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I finally got a winning vote in.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Let the Obama Scam letter formats begin!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats to him. I hear it was a record breaking turn out at the polls.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A friendly warning folks - PLEASE DO NOT TURN THIS INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE.

The thread title is:


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Election Rants, Stories and Thoughts (Non-Partisan)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

phew
that was a close run race after 21months
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations to Senator John McCain, for one of the best conceding speeches I have heard. No rancour, no animosity, and a reminder that regardless of the outcome, both he and President Elect Barack Obama are Americans.

Congratulations to Barack Obama on achieving the highest office in America.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes this was indeed a prolific race. I personally thank everyone who voted and I hope they voted in a substantial manner rather than prejudice and misconceptions.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The only thing good to come out of this situation is that I got my first "locked" thread and Lotta didn't beat me up about it.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=151304

I'm waiting to get beat up by everyone else. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@BA
i have just read the title of your locked thread.
you are right,the world did change today but no one knows if it will be for the good or bad.
but one thing did change today for the good,everyone got to vote this time and now that is a democracy

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Remmy wrote:
you are right,the world did change today but no one knows if it will be for the good or bad.


I agree.

Time will tell.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i see why my post was pulled got my slap but under stand now why it was pulled thanks for the slap nn

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