Poll :: What should be done with the laptops? |
Leave them in customs and have Spanker/Stanley safari to collect them |
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21% |
[ 5 ] |
Mark them as being collected by Spanker, sending Stanley into a hissy fit |
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4% |
[ 1 ] |
Mark them as being collected by Stanley, sending Spanker into a hissy fit |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
Mark them as being picked up by Dan, sending both Stanley and Spanker into a hissy fit |
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65% |
[ 15 ] |
Other (please elaborate) |
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8% |
[ 2 ] |
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Total Votes : 23 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:55 pm |
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Here's a little story about a small time boi named Stanley, and a romance scammer looking to move up in the world named Spanker. Stanley is a Captain in the "Network", and he has been given a direct report, one Spanker. See the Stanley thread for the full rundown.
Spanker is currently awaiting a shipment of laptops from a woman he has been romance scammine (Just Jane). These laptops have been sent, using a phony shipping service (naturally), and they are currently being held in customs. It seems as if the sender included some pornographic material in with the shipment, and as a result customs will only release the shipment to the receivee.
The shipping company has a website that allows people with special passwords to see how many times the shipment was checked, and the IP address of the person doing the checking. It turns out that the shipments are checked, on an almost daily basis, by both Spanker and Stanley.
So what should happen next to the computers? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Marthataran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 64
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:02 pm |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:09 pm |
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have them signed for with an illegible signature, so all three can have hissy fits. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:35 pm |
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^^^ Only Stanley and Spanker would have a hissy fit. Dan doesn't even know that he is involved in this.
Stanley has had a previous shipment of computers chopped by Dan and a second shipment stolen by he-who-shall-not-be-named. The first chop resulted in an up close and personal trip to see Dan. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:09 pm |
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Jayhawk, there is only one option open to you surely. Send Stanley and Spanker into a hissy fit and chasing after Dan, PLEASE!! |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:10 pm |
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Safari them separately and when they get there tell Stanley that Spanker has them, tell Spanker that Dan has them and tell Dan that Stanley has them. Then get them to meet somewhere like outside the police station where the ensuing 'meeting' will likely end up in them being arrested. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:10 pm |
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Some more info: The character Jane has been telling Sp4nker that she's been getting emails from another person claiming to be him. That other person wants her to get the packages sent to another place (character Jane claims she has this ability with this shipper). He denies that anyone else knows about the packages. Sp4nker found out this morning that Jane has had dreams that come true sometimes and she had a dream last night that someone was running away with his packages (I was trying hard not to laugh when I told thim this!). Let's just say that he's getting a little alarmed right now as the packages were due to be delivered to him yesterday. He's not even noticed that two of the 8 packages are in Lome Togo. The other 6 are in Douala Cameroon. |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:25 pm |
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Spank3r needs to be fraudstrated some more. He has lost three victims - two because their bank flagged his account as terrorist (the vics were brother and sister) and one because his bank failed (the vic's bank - not Spank3r's). And now his laptops are in customs.
But it's not enough. He needs more. He does not always follow instructions and must be reminded, sometimes rather testily, by his mentor, W1cca J33st.
And Dan needs some serious intervention. Email from various mafiosi doesn't seem to be fazing him. Maybe another visit from Stanley et al will light a fire under him.
And Stanley needs grief simply because he's Stanley. |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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Stanley's Christmas Adventure 2008 - Lagos to Abuja - massbait |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:05 pm |
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Perhaps Dan needs a visit from Spanker? I was hoping that Shorty was up to the task, but, alas, that does not seem to be the case.
Dan has gotten too comfortable. He needs to be reminded that there are some nasty folks out there that want what he has, dead or alive.
And yes, Stanley does need grief, simply because he is Stanley. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:22 pm |
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I upped the fraudstration factor.
I just updated the shipping to 'waiting for paperwork from originator' or some other BS for the boxes in Cameroon. The boxes in Togo are 'waiting for a plane'.
Sp4nker was going to get another phone call from me today but I seriously can't get thru. I tried calling him with both my anonymous cell and skype. No luck.
Instead of a call he got an 'urgent' email message from character Jane saying that she just noticed that the status of the shipping was on hold. She can't reach the shipping company because it's election day and everything's closed. Why didn't he didn't tell me there was a problem, etc, etc (all his fault for not being attentive ). I also added another bombshell - I reminded him that I put something special in two of the packages, but I couldn't tell him what it was over email because his email may have been hacked. After I hit send, I promptly turned off my phone. Let him stew over that for a while. |
_________________ x 18 x 64
Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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bombardier
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:29 pm |
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parrot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 415
Location: Thank you.....Thank you very much
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Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:41 pm |
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Can you not let Stanley thing Spanker took them and Spanker that Stanley took them? Then they can chase each other! |
_________________ x4
"To be frank you make me sick, but since you want the account number, here is the account number you need"
"I got your email and you made me laugh, I guess you have slapped a lawyer before, if you slap me, I will jail you, WELL JUST JOKING, I guess I triggered your anger, by my ealier speech, I AM VERY SORRY, I was so stressed up in the court today"
"these documents are personal as they are alot of scams around and need certain of these informationd for their personal use." |
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