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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:50 pm

I should start learning how to do these forms too. I've forgotten most of my photochop skills from last year's course. Maybe my daughter can get me back up to speed... Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:18 pm

@ Simba, that is a very nice idea. the shuttle was complimentary, but because of her failure to meet the shuttle, she is responsible for any/all fees. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:26 pm

And from memory, didn't she bring like a whole gaggle of models with her??? Surely she's up for their expenses as well Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:29 pm

I am sure her people will not let her forget this ordeal.

Peter contacts emily.

Quote:

Hello Emily,

i appreciate your previous mail but the fact is i didn't get the receiver's information correctly,
my name is not on the slip when i downloaded it instead is show bearer/ possessor and the other link is not opening, so please i want you to attach the payment information through mail so that i can download it and claim this fund as fast as possible, i make this requested with all politeness.

Regards,
Peter

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:43 pm

^^^ What a stereotypical lad response... "It's not like WU so I think it's wrong, send it again!" IDIOT. International companies don't use Western Union, they have their own, more secure, methods of transferring money. He needs to stop thinking like a small boy.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:13 pm

Great idea to send Mrs. 1dris an invoice for the charges. Tell her if she refused to remit them with the week, you will turn her over the collections agency. And the COLLECTIONS AGENCY is much more threatening that any spiritual KRISHINA! Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:19 pm

^^^^^ i like this idea.

so to set it up, she receives this email.

Quote:

Miss ldris

After a meeting with jack, i was advised to contact the bank to verify the status of the transfer. As instructed, I have spoken with the bank and they informed me that you have yet to collect the funds we transfered to you. Please be advised that if the funds are not collected by N0vember 4, 2008 our company will have no other choice but to terminate your employment with us.

if you have any further questions, feel free to contact anyone at M00seknuckle.

Sincerely

Emily

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:15 pm

Oh dear, I think Alice is turning out to have a little bit of a vicious streak in her.

Subject: Jack I am a KRISHINA

Ladette wrote:

Open this site and be attacked by Akarine Spirit www.harekrishna.com

You can never escape blindness.

She needs medical intervention. And quick!

Jack wrote:

Dear Alice,

How are you feeling? I think your krishina illness has taken a turn for the worse. Your last email sounded unnecessarily hostile. I know you're a decent woman at heart, Alice, so I'll put this down to your illness affecting you.

When my friend in college had an episode like this, he used to respond well to being dosed up with aspirin, vitamin B12, and a saline infusion. I'm going to arrange for these things to be shipped to you as quickly as possible. I have your shipping details from your application form, and I'll get on to this as soon as I send this email.

I'll put some instructions in about how and when to take the supplies. It really worked miracles with my krishina-infected friend in college, and I expect it will make you feel a hundred times better.

Stay strong, Alice,

Jack

P.S. I have heard from Emily that you still haven't picked up your expenses. If you are too ill to do so, that's okay... anyone who takes the payment receipt (the one that Emily sent you a few days ago) can pick up the money.

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:38 pm

Peter writes to Jack, and he's calmed down slightly...

Lad wrote:

Am sorry if you are upset over my last mail is due to the hardship i pass through that why i you such mail, please accept my apology.

i will like to hear from you please ,

Regards,
Peter.

That's better. I don't Jack could cope with two lads cursing him.

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter,

That's okay, I can understand that you are feeling somewhat irritated at the moment. Again, I really do apologize for the whole weekend. We have had several modeling events in different parts of the world, and this is the first time that such a fiasco of mishaps has happened to us. I don't even know where to begin to start assigning blame and looking for a way to make sure it doesn't happen again. I think it was just very bad luck for all concerned.

Have you picked up your expenses yet? Emily has told me that you are complaining that the payment isn't in your name? It doesn't have to be. Just take the payment slip to one of the listed banks, hand it over and give them the reference number (Emily will have written the number in the email to you). That's it. You don't need identification or anything, just the payment slip and knowing what the transaction number is. I'm not sure why you want it in your name? Are you saying you would prefer that we transfer the money directly to your bank account? If so, that can be done. Let me know if you prefer this method, okay?

As you might know, it's Friday today so everyone here is off for the weekend. However, as soon as we come back on Monday morning, we will be having a meeting to discuss your situation. I will let you know what the result of that is as soon as I know.

Stay blessed,

Jack

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:01 am

The "make a note to remind her in 40 days that everything's going wonderfully well" thing is a great idea, but I feel Alice has thought about that and has started her own version. I received this:

Ladette wrote:

I am counting your days it remain 38, we will see what happens

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:04 am

Quote:

Ladette wrote:
Open this site and be attacked by Akarine Spirit www.harekrishna.com

You can never escape blindness.

I looked up this drivel, and found only one small reference to "Akarine Spirit." I think she meant Makarine spirit, which has something to do with the sun. So I guess if you open that page you will be blinded by the sun.

Tell her that Naga protects you from harm. Naga, a snake-spirit, guarded the underground city of Bhagovati and guarded great treasures.
That seems to be appropriate. You guys got tons of cash. Very Happy

Send her this pic. Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 12:58 pm

Good to know what she's on about, Slaphappy, but I really don't want to show that Jack is taking any of her threats seriously.

Peter replies and it appears he's got a bank account for us!

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,
How are you tadoy.,
i have got an account which Emily can pay the said money into and i have just forward it to her, i had to go to the Bank this morning to let them know about the fund am expecting from a company so they provided me with this account, and as soon as the money reflect they will call me to come and claim the money.

Plaese, help tell her to be fast about it so that by wednesday or so it can reflect.
I also want you to be aware that the account is provided for temporary use, this is because i don't have a dollar account at the moment so i had to meet a back manager who gave me this option, i just want you to be aware that why am writing you this,

i hope to hear from you after the meeting you told me about later today.

Alway remember that i have the potential for this job.
Sincerely,
Peter.

Emily's account is being run by mewing_ghecko so I'll wait for him to check it out and report any details if necessary.

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:32 pm

I wonder how this works if the account wasn't received through the typical scammer process?

ldris sends this to Emily

Quote:

Do you have a company? I gave you 40days lets see www.har3krishna.com

and emily replies

Quote:

Miss ldris

I do not understand this hostility. We have apologized for the troubles you experienced.

I also find it odd that you are complaining about the money we owe you and you have yet to collect the money we transfered to you. I have decided, any financial troubles you are currently experiencing is of your own doing and is not our worry.

We have done what we promised.

Emily

tomorrow her employment with us can be terminated and then it may be time for Slmba to send her the invoice.. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:55 pm

a few of the lads are still hanging in there;

yesterday, Frank decided to contact us again

Quote:

Pat,

Is been a while i hear from you guys, what is going on?

Thanks

Frank

let's see what is on his mind

Quote:

Mr Frank

R@ndy, J@ck and I have discussed your attitude and we were unable to determine if you are truly interested in continuing your employment with us. We say this because we have yet to see your commitment to our work.

If you are truly interested in this business you should tell me what you can do to rebuild our trust in you.

Pat

he seems interested in continuing his employment

Quote:

Pat,

What atitude are you talking about and i believe have done nothing wrong also do you need me to do for you so that you have that trust in me again.

Model is me and i can do anything to keep my career growing.

Thanks

Frank

Frank should have ran away when he had the chance Twisted Evil

pat replies, lets see how serious he is,

Quote:

Mr Frank

I did not mean to offend you when I spoke of attitude, I meant we were unsure if you were still interested in continuing with us. I apologize if you were offended.

I am happy that you are willing to continue build your career with us. we currently have a client that is willing to pay a large amount of money for our representation and I truly think this is a perfect opportunity for you to show our client your dedication to them. This is a very important client who does alot of work with us. I will not tell you their name until I have your commitment to the project.

There is one important factor that must be made clear, the deadline for this is friday November 14, 2008. Please tell me if you are interested in this project.

Pat

peter (one of our lads who traveled) is still on the hook (he sent us a bank account for transfer

Quote:

Hello Emily,
How are you tadoy.,
i have got an account which you can pay the said money into, i had to go to the Bank this morning to let them know about the fund am expecting from a company so they provided me with this account, and as soon as the money reflect they will call me to come and claim the money.
I believe you understand my plite.

*account details deleted*

Best Regards,
P3ter.

Quote:

Peter

Thank you for your recent email. It is unfortunate that you were not able to collect the money awaiting you, but that is something we can discuss later. i will recall those funds today.

I am happy that you have provided us an account for transfer, but i must ask you this because i know our bank will be curious, who is Henry?

I willl start the peper work to proceed with the transfer and I await your reply regarding henry's involvement in this.

Emily

Quote:

Hello Emily,
Henry, is my Immediate Uncle, the involvement of Henry was that is because I do not have a Dollar Account at the moment that is why I am using Henry's Account for safe transfer of the fund via his account.That is the involvement of Henry in this, do not let that be any hinderance of any such, I will wait for a favourable reply from you, one thing more as soon as you transfer the fund send me a copy of the transfer slip.

Thanking you
Peter

Quote:

Hello Emily

How are you today? i quess fine!,
i like to know how far you've gone about the transfer of my fund.
please as soon you are done do let me know.
Regards,
Peter.

Quote:

Peter

I received your bank transfer details and have forwarded the paperwork to our partner bank. If you remember, I told you in a previous email, it could take a few weeks for our bank to transfer the money to your account. This is why I questioned your decision to refuse our previous transfer.

If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact me.

Emily

he is patient, he didn't even twitch about the 'few weeks' statement.

Pat and jack offer peter a job

Quote:

Peter

How are you? I have spoken with Emily yesterday and she stated she has received the transfer details needed. I am happy to hear this. I also spoke to Jack and he said he had asked you if you can help us. I am not sure if he told you the importance of this request?

Peter, we currently have a client that is willing to pay a large amount of money for our representation and I truly think this is a perfect opportunity for you to show our client your dedication to them. This is a very important client who does alot of work with us. I will not tell you their name until I have your commitment to the project.

There is one important factor that must be made clear, the deadline for this is friday November 14, 2008. Please tell me if you are interested in this project.

Pat

Quote:

Good Day Pat,

I appreciate your mail and thank you all for the trust and opportunity to be a part of the company.

About your request... i have to wait for Emily for the transfer of my expenses before i know what to say about this, and since the deadline is next week i think it will be better.

i stiil need to put alot of things rigth over my trip to Benin before anything, i lost alot of things about that trip and i am waiting for Emily to transfer the said money then i can retrieve my property from Benin then we can talk about this.

Regards,
Peter

he still has his belongings in Benin?

Quote:

Peter

I understand your email but I must advise you to reconsider your decision. After all you promised us, I was sure you would be willing to represent this client. Many in the company will not be happy to hear that you have again declined our offer.

I am scheduled to meet with Jack and Randy to discuss this clients needs, I will advise them that you are not interested in representing them. Maybe it is time to determine if we are interested in continuing this relationship with you.

Pat

Quote:

Hello Pat,
Point of Correction I did not decline any offer from representing the agent in any way, all I said was that, I am waiting for Emily to transfer my fund, I am ever willing to work and perform in the area I am employed for.

Best Regards
Peter

here we go again, the dealine is the 14th, he obviously won't get his money before then, sooooooooooooooo, lets see what he is willing to do.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:27 pm

Even though we sent him through "six (6)" days of self-confessed hell, Peter still thinks that Jack is the bestest person EVER. Watch the romance blossom...

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter,

How are you today? I hope you are recovering from your little bit of trouble in Cotonou last week. Again, I can only apologize for something that no one could have controlled.

At the meeting today, we discussed your application and two things that impressed everyone there were (1) your enthusiasm, and (2) your willingness to continue being employed by M00seknuckle Modeling. These two things probably changed a lot of people's minds from "Don't bother, he didn't show up at the Event" to a very positive "Yes, he's got the right sort of character we are looking for."
The good news is that we are still very interested in employing you and maybe even considering preparing you for moving on to being a manager in Benin Republic when we officially open up that part of our business. That is, of course, if you don't harbor any bad feelings still towards the place.

Emily informed me that you have supplied her with a bank account number where you would like your expenses transferred. I'm glad that this is being sorted out. The last thing I want to do to you is take all your money from you, Peter!

The main action point that came out of the meeting today was that, if we are going to direct you towards being not just an agent but an agent-manager, then we need to do a few small assessments just to make sure you're perfectly matched to this challenging but rewarding position.

Will you be willing to do a very small photographic task for you? I know you are a man who is in touch with the latest fashions and so you must have good taste and an ability to pick out the finer things in life... we just want to give you a very small task to see if our thoughts about your style and taste are correct.

Let me know if you are interested, and I will send you the details. If you are not, then that's okay, too. I understand that some people choose to remain at one level and never advance, and that taking risks with big rewards is not for them. If you're this sort of person, then that's okay with us, we can find some other position for you. However, if you want to go ahead and put your fashion sense and good eye for style to great use... reply and tell me that you're ready to try the assessment task.

hoping to hear from you soon,

Jack

This is to see if he's still interested.

And........ he is!

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,

I really appreciate your mail and i will need time to think about it before i can come up with an anwser to it, you know my things are still in Benin, am still waiting for Emily to make the transfer to me so that i can have them brougth back.

it will be nice working for the company and going as far as agent-manager as demanding, but i to have put myself together first, i will write you tomorrow on it.

I promise to work with you as far as you wish and as able as i can.
Regards,
Peter

So, he's interested. Still. Always nice to know, but we can't sit around and wait for him to get his non-existent bank transfer.

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter,

How are you today? I hope that you are on the road to recovery.

I understand your need for time to think about what I offered you. That's okay, and it's a perfectly normal consideration. But please remember that in the fashion modeling world, we work on very quick turn-overs. A designer's season, for example, comes and goes in the space of months, so getting the pictures and the promotional material out there is really important for most of our clients. Things work on a very fast pace in this business when you're at this level. So please take some time to think about things, but try not to delay for too long.

take care,

Jack

I re-read his emails and realize that there's an opportunity worth pursuing here...

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter,

Sorry, it's me again! I forgot to ask you about your things that are still in Benin.

How about if I try to arrange for a courier to ship them from Benin to your address? All paid for by the company, of course. After all, we feel partly responsible for the situation and most of us would like to do whatever we can to make things better for you.

Let me know if this sounds like a good idea, and I'll arrange a little something with one of our courier companies. Just give me the go-ahead to do so, an address where everything can be shipped to, and leave the rest to me. Okay?

sincerely,

Jack

I'm sure Jack knows plenty of very reliable courier services that operate in West Africa. If Peter's belongings were to be shipped back to him by one of those, everything would be just great. Wouldn't it?

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,

I appreciate your mail and it's encouraging......Emily just told me that the transfer of my expenses is going to take weeks and i have things to do and also start working fully for the company, this surppose to be something that had to take at least 3 days what kind of transfer is that that will last for weeks i have not heard of that, i have wirtten her anyway i just want you to be aware and show some concern......money makes work speedy there should money on my desk and see how everything here is going to turn around for good, i can't work without money.......

There should be be some speedy transfer here not that sluggish type that had to last for weeks, am writing this because hate when someone is trying to figure out errors from my sincerity, the sincerity i promised this company earlier on.,,,, so please see if you make them do the transfer am aware of not the one that last for weeks.

Please note that without sorting out thing here is going to be hard....

Regards,
Peter.

*sigh* It's always the money.

I'll try to delay him a little but still make it look like things are going in his favour...

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter,

It's good to hear from you again! I hope you are continuing to be well? Good.

As far as the money transfer goes....... that's not really my department. I look after some parts of the business because that's where my strength lies, and other people are employed to look after other parts because that's what they know and do best. However, your concern about the length of the payment process has been noted and I will have a private word with Emily and see if she can do something to speed it up. No promises, though! If the bank decides to take that amount of time, then who am I to argue with them, yes?

Did you think about my offer to have your belongings shipped back from Benin? I hope I didn't offend you or that you think I'm treating you like a charity case deserving hand-outs. That wasn't my intention, but if you wish to get your stuff back by yourself then that's okay, I'll understand. However... if you need assistance with that, then you know my email address and I'll be only too happy to do something for you.

sincerely,

Jack

And I mention the "courier your belongings" thing again, as he appears to have ignored that completely.

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,

i really appreciate your mail you are such a kind and different person i must say.......
i have heard you but please do have that private talk with her becuase you are the only person who is more understanding that why i alway pressurise you on issue like this.. don't be offended if i bring matter that is not in you area of office to you, is just that you are the only person who i can talk to most easily..

About my things in Benin don't worry i can handle it but thanks alot for your concern, is good to have someone like you around....

Regards,
Peter

Yes, that hits the spot. More, Peter, give it to me some more, you know I want it. Ohhh, yes....

I think he likes me.

And wants to bear my children.

If he had a womb.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:55 pm

Otterfan, don't get all kinky on us now. I know you're ecstatic about the Peter turn around, but keep those images in you're head, ok? Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:09 pm

Peter obviously doesn't understand international banking laws. Rolling Eyes

if he had only visited one of the banks we gave him, this would have all been over...

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:40 pm

If he'd managed to get the bus in Cotonou, this would have been all over!

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:41 pm

Peter must have done some serious thinking over the weekend and comes to this decision...

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,

How is today and the office?, i hope good, is a new week and i wish every one over there a nice time.....
About the request you talked about last week i want to say it will be a great opportunity for me if i am been assign for that post, i mean the Agent-manager incharge of Nigeria and Benin, so what must i do to get this post fully? please hit me back on what to do next.....

How far has Emily gone about my transfer that is really keeping me behind at the moment, and i want to know how long is going to take to recieve it......

I hope to hear from you about the assesment for the post of an Agent-manager .

Big regards to you,
Peter

So, he's all willing and eager to perform our little "assessment task"... !

In other news, a lad by the name of Linco1n Purcell has been trying to send me (Jack) scans of his application form. Even though they're JPEGs and should, in theory, be compressed to something manageable, each file is weighing in at least 600MB per page. He also wasted two of those huge uploads sending the blank versions back to me.

I pointed this out to him...

Jack wrote:

Dear Sir,

I acknowledge receipt of your email and the attachment.

I have just looked at the attachments and it appears you are sending me the blank version of the form. May I ask why you are doing this instead of sending the forms with the questions and your answers? I would hate you to be wasting your time and money sending me things that I already have.

Looking forward to your COMPLETED forms.

best wishes

Jack

And I must have caught him as he was sitting at his net cafe computer watching the painfully slow upload of the next part because within minutes he replies with...

Lad wrote:

pls i made a mistake ..am sending it now..

Every chance for lad frustration is a chance that should be taken! I'll remind him that he wasted the whole afternoon sending those two large files...

Jack wrote:

That's okay! I was simply worried that you were sending me the wrong files and wasting time and money doing so.

I look forward to receiving all the files from you.

If this lad stays with us until the photo-modeling event, he's going to be great!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:44 pm

Quote:

please hit me back

Sweet music to my ears! Laughing

Can't wait for the small "task."

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:39 pm

Alice has gone completely quiet. I guess she's come to the end of her woooooooooooooo powers because the ground is definitely not sucking the blood from me.

I send her this...

Jack wrote:

Dear Alice,

How many days now, Alice? Also, what happens when you reach 0? Do you start again at 40 and count backwards again? What's the point of that?

Well, I hope you're okay. I notice that you stil haven't picked up your expenses. I guess you have enough money and don't need this yet? That's okay, it will stay there until you decide to pick it up. As far as M00seknuckle Modeling is concerned, it's been paid out and was a valid expense, we won't miss it. I don't know what the bank will do with unclaimed funds, though. Perhaps they will lock it in a trunk box and send thousand of emails out to innocent people asking them if they want to claim it? I heard that some people do that, for some reason.

Okay, enough from me. Stay good and I hope that you have recovered now.

sincerely,

Jack

And a reply sent to Peter to let him know we're thinking about him...

Jack wrote:

Dear Peter,

It is good to hear from you again! And so pleasing to see that you are willing to take on a little bit of extra responsibility by applying for the higher-up position of manager for the Nigeria-Benin area. I knew my faith in you was not misplaced!

I spoke to Emily about your payment, and she told me that it takes this extra time because it is being sent more securely. Apparently, with a normal transfer service, it's possible for clever online hoodlums to intercept the payment if they know the details. I have no idea how this works or how they do it, but Emily says that especially when sending payments to that part of the world in the past she's had to deal with funds going missing quite a lot with the normal transfer service. This way, although it's a little slower, it means that the online fraud stars who operate on the internet have a much more difficult job to divert any payments for themselves. I trust what she told me, as she's been doing this for a while now and knows a lot about it.

As for your assessment task... let me get back to you with more specific instructions. Tomorrow, I am in a meeting with three of our bigger clients who want some photographic work from us for large campaigns being planned. If they all agree to our company's terms then they will be using us and our models, which means that I can give you a choice of assessment so you can pick the one that you think best suits your abilities. When you work with us, Peter, you'll find that we value the personal skills of each employee instead of just obeying instructions.

I'll write again after I know which of the companies want to use us and which I can offer to you.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:41 pm

New people come and go, this one has caught our eyes, he shows a strangely genuine interest:

Quote:

SIR.
I HEREBY BEG TO APPLY FOR THE POSITION OF AN AGENT REPRESENTING YOUR COMPANY IN TWO AFRICAN COUNTRIES NIGERIA AND IVORY COAST.

MY NAME IS MR J0HN . IAM A NIGERIAN BUT I LIVE AND RUN A SALES CONTRACT JOB WITH A MULTINATIONAL COMPANY IN IVORY COAST WHICH I HAD JUST ROUNDED UP LAST WEEK.

I WAS PREPARING TO GO BACK TO MY COUNTRY WHEN I SEARCHED THRU THE WEB AND SAW YOUR LINK I NOW MADE UP MY MIND TO CONTACT YOU IF YOU CAN OFFER ME THE CHANCE OF REPRESENTING YOUC COMPANY IN THIS TWO AFRICAN COUNTRIES WHERE WE HAVE A LOT OF MODELS.

AS A DEGREE HOLDER YOU DON.T NEED TO BE TOLD I CAN DO BETTER. I HAVE THE TECHNIQUES AND I KNOW THEI HAVE THE CHARISMA OF PRODUCING RESULT FOR YOUR COMPANY IF I AM EMPLOYED OR CONSIDERED.
THANK.S AS YOU GET BACK TO ME SIR.
YOU.RS FAITHFULLY
JOHN .

IP 41.202.72.194 Cote D'Ivoire (Abidjan)
Replied him:

Quote:

Dear Applicant,

Thank you for your email.

We would need you to fill in the attached form and send it back to me (RandaII).

Have you also applied to Jack as well? Did he give you my contact`?

Never mind, feel free to take the weekend to fill out the application. The photographs are important for us to see your potential as a modeling agent, don´t forget them.

Regards, Randall

He came back pretty quick, he never had a script it seems, I need to check if the IP leads to a known lady who spent a while waiting for our bus in Cotonou...

Quote:

Sir;
I am writing to acknowledge the receipt of your quick response to mine; Thanks and God bless you.
As for the employement form i will fill it and send it down to you tomorrow; but there is something i want to clear which you don;t seem to understand; i have not been a model agent before; but i had attended shows on modelling: beauty contests and fashion shows: I only believe what i will need is a little orientation and i will pick up. with my sales and public relation training in my formal office i think i can coupe.
I don;t know mr Jack i only came across your site thru the net.
How long will the recruitment excersise take? if it is going to take time please let me know;
I still want to ask another one can an agent still enjoy the benefits of what the full staff enjoy;s? what are the incentives for an agent or do you offer contract terms?
please feed me back; why don;t you think of having an office in africa?.
are there books and manuals you can send to me for orientations? PLEASE I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU CAN SEND THEM TO ME.
i will like to read from you.
YOUR.S FAITHFULLY jOHN

Hmmmmm...sent him this:

Quote:

Dear Applicant

You should see from the form which are the requirements for MM that we impose on a foreign models´ agent. If you manage to do the formwork, we are ready to invite you to give a try and offer you a working contract.

Most important to us is to find a locally known person who in turn can bring and recommend us models for our various international customers for the African market. We do not wish to rely solely on Paris, Milano and other agencies, we are known to rely more on our own network, and currently we are expanding towards the prospering African market.

We are also planning of establishing a steady office of ours in a mayor West and /or South African city but no more in 2008. We have just fulfilled our Extravaganza in the North of Benin and our expectations for the African market were surpassed.

Which kind of sales and public realtion training do you have? Which companies did you work for?

There is no actual "recruitment exercise". We will discuss your work and a follow-up assignment test in our company and you will be sent our answer and an encouraging donation together with your employment contract.

Browsing our website should give you an idea of our past successes. Connections, reliability, interest in human beings, teamwork and a general knowledge of the current styles are required. We also work heavily together with D 23 Ltd. for consulting mayor customers like Nokia, Lacoste, addidas or Kraft.

As soon as I receive your formwork, you will be connected to Jack, our vice president. For anything regarding human resources, you can rely on me, Sir.

I wonder what´s going to come out of this one Very Happy

I was worn out but this guy incites me again.

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:04 pm

Emily has been stalling peter. he more or less has refused to do any work for us prior to payment, but he is a patient man.

Quote:

Hello Emily,
how are you today hope you are ok out there? I want to confirm how are you going with my transfer and to also know how long is going to tqake for me to get the money. I will wait to here from you.

Best regards
peter

Quote:

Hello Peter!

I'm okay, I hope you are too.
Yes, the transfer is going more slow than normal bank-bank transfers because I have to use a more secure method when I'm sending money to that part of the world. I don't like writing this because it might look like I'm giving you people all a bad name, but we've seen that there are more online criminals who can steal transfers coming from that part of the world than any other. It's a shame you are in the worst area for this kind of thing because we have to take extra care and caution.
So anyway it is on its way, please be patient.

Emily

Quote:

Hello Emily,
Once again I appreciate the mail you sent and it is really unfortunate that I came from the part of the world but not withstanding I can not reject my Country though, But I will want to understand the state of things, will this transfer still take a long time? and what is the period is going to take? all the same try and do your best to avoid mistakes and I will wait to hear from you again.

Best Regards
Peter

Quote:

Peter

I thank you for your email. I can assure you that I have been in contact with the bank several times throughout the day and will notify you as soon as the funds are transfered. They have not given me a specific time when this will be completed but I will keep you updated.

As I told you previously, banking laws for international corporate transfers can be quite time consuming.

Respectfully

Emily

Quote:

Hello Emily,

How are you doing today?, i thank you very much for your hard work and your concern over the transfer of my fund, God will bless you and the entire company.

l will always appreciate your update over this.

Sincerely,
Peter.

I am sure there are special security requirements to verify his identity.

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:23 am

Awww, look, Peter's being all apologetic and everything. Isn't he just adorable?

Lad wrote:

Hello Jack,

How is everything over there , i hope fine,
i'm sorry for puting Emily into al this stress, if i had collect the money in the intial way there wouldn't be all this, is all my fault, i did it because i feel it will be safer and better for me, please tell her not to be furious at me....

i appreciate your mail and i'm waiting, as regards to the personal skills needed i think i can do it better than i can tell you.......

hope to hear from you soon,

Regards,
Peter.

Yes, it is all your fault. If only you'd tried the original payment method we offered you, you could have been the subject of another safari! I know how much you enjoyed the first one.

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:24 pm

Mr Emeka M0zea is quite a patient chap. He even tells me so himself!

Here's his chronicle so far...

Lad wrote:

Dear Mr. Jack,

I am writing you this apparently on the instruction of Mr. Randa11 Oldman, demanding that, you send me the Application form, as a newly intended registered member of your organization.

Please I will be glad if you forward the form to me through attach file so as to fill and resend it to you.

I await to receive the form.

Thank you.
Mr. Emeka Emmanuel M0zea.

Jack wrote:

Dear Emeka,

You sound very enthusiastic about joining our company and beginning to work in the very challenging but also very rewarding position as an agent.

I have attached an application form and I hope that you can complete it and return it as soon as possible.

I look forward to working with you if you are successful.

best wishes,

Jack

I attach the PDF version of the agent application form.

Lad wrote:

Dear Mr. Jack,

I am writing you this apparently on the instruction of Mr. Randa11
Oldman, demanding that, you send me the Application form, as a newly
intended registered member of your organization.

Please I will be glad if you forward the form to me through attach
file so as to fill and resend it to you.

I await to receive the form.

Thank you.
Mr. Emeka Emmanuel M0zea.

Hmm. Did he not get my first email?

Jack wrote:

Dear Emeka,

Hello again. I see you are requesting the application form once again. I did, in fact, send it out to you after your first request. Checking my records, I see that I sent it on November 5th. Did you not receive it? Apparently not.

Here is a copy of both the email that I sent on November 5th and the re-attached file.

sincerely

Jack

I attach the file again and c&p the first message.

Lad wrote:

Dear Mr. Jack Smeh0fik,

Thank you so much for the Application Form. But there's a problem in openning it.

I have tried it umpteen times, yet could not open completely for my understanding.

Could you please resend it again now in a more precise way, maybe throw plain attach file, so that, I will be able to open it and fill it out ASAP.

I am waiting to hear from you again.

Thank you.
Mr. Emeka Emmanuel M0zea.

At this point, I start to suspect he's slightly stupid and can't help acting like an incompetent flap. But perhaps it's because he doesn't have Adobe Reader installed on his cafe computer so I give him another chance.

Jack wrote:

Dear Emeka,

I am sorry to hear that you cannot open the file. It is a normal PDF file, and you should be able to open it with Adobe Reader version 7 or above. I have just tried the file myself and it works fine.

I am not sure how else to send it to you. PDFs are the standard way for documents to be stored and sent on the internet... I am surprised that your computer cannot open them.

Perhaps you can talk to someone who is a computer expert and can tell you what you need to update your computer? This is just a suggestion because I am quite disappointed that you're having such trouble and that I don't know what the problem might be.

Get back to me after you've talked to someone who might be able to sort out the problem (these computer things are sometimes a total mystery to me, and I wonder if people really know everything that's possible to go wrong!). I will also ask tomorrow to see if one of our computer people here might have an idea about what you can do.

best wishes,

Jack

Lad wrote:

DEAR JACK SMEH0FIK,

I HAVE TRIED UMPTEEN TIMES TO OPEN THE FORM, YET IT COULD NOT OPEN PERFECTLY. IT ONLY SHOWS SOME KIND OF LANGUAGE THAT IS UN READABLE TO HUMAN UNDERSTANDING.

I WOULD BE HAPPY IF YOU MAKE IT PLAIN AND SEND IT TO ME JUST LIKE A NORMAL EMAIL WRITE UP PLEASE.

I AM WAITING TO RECEIVE IT FROM YOU.

THANK YOU.

EMEKA E. M.

It appears he probably can open it okay but for some reason the characters are coming out garbled. Crazily non-standard encoding on his computer, perhaps? The PDF contains only fonts that are installed as default to a Windows machine, so I really don't know what else the problem might be.

Jack wrote:

Dear Emeka,

Thank you for your quick response. I didn't even have a chance to ask the IT people here before you had replied!

Your description of the problem is very puzzling. No one else has had this sort of issue so I, personally, am at a loss about a possible solution. However, as I said yesterday, I will one of our computer people here and, with the new information you have provided me about the fault, I will see if they can suggest some way of making the form usable for you.

Thank you for being so patient.

sincerely

Jack

Lad wrote:

Subject: I will be patient enough

Dear Jack Smeh0fik,

I am not all that in a hurry, all you need do is take your precious time to make inquiry and resend the form as soon as you have the solution.

I am waiting to hear from you again.

Emeka Mr.

Difficult to know if he's being sarcastic or writing in a way that he thinks is hyper-polite and respectful. Such a thin line between the two!

Jack wrote:

Dear Emeka,

How are you today? Thank you for writing to me again. I've been trying to find the reason why you couldn't see our form correctly. Yes, it would solve this immediate problem if I sent it to you in a different format, but what if other applicants are also seeing this problem and don't have your patience? We could lose many promising applicants simply because we have not fixed our forms properly.

In the meantime, how would you feel about receiving scans of each page? What that be okay? Please let me know.

sincerely

Jack

Okay, it's more work for me, but he deserves it. I ask him if he's okay receiving scans of each page, but conveniently forget to mention that this means each page will be scanned at a high resolution and I'll send him barely-compressed JPGs of each one.

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,

Thank you for writing again. I wouldn't mind any form you wish to send me the form, so long as it allows me to epon this time.

I wish you a pleasant weekend.

Emeka.

Any format? Okay! But first...

Jack wrote:

Dear Emeka,

That is good news about you being okay with the form in any format. I wanted to ask because this way might involve a little more work for you at your end. But if you're fine with that, then I will send the JPG files to you first thing tomorrow when I start work.

I'll write again tomorrow.

Until then, stay well,

Jack

"Are you sure? Are you really really really sure?"

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,

Thank you for writing again. I wouldn't mind any the JP form, so long as it allows me to open this time.

I wish you a pleasant weekend.

Emeka.

Jack wrote:

Dear Emeka,

As promised, here are the individual pages of the application form as JPG scans.

I hope these are okay for you, and I look forward to seeing them completed and returned.

sincerely,

Jack

I scan each page and attach it to the email. Instead of a 55KB PDF, which is how it originally started, it is now 14.4MB of JPGs. I hope his internet connection isn't too quick. It would be such a shame for him to download the files in just a few minutes.

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