My lad LOVES M7CN S3CURE

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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:54 pm

After 47 hours of asking me to get the M7CN, to which I told him he's the only one that can access it now, he's logged numerous helpdesk tickets asking for the number and crying that he can't see all the rows. As with most helpdesks, he has been asked to reboot his pc, scroll down, change the resolution on his monitor, and take regular breaks from using a VDU for health and safety reasons.
I've now just received this after telling him that as long as he knows how to count he should be able to retrieve the number in a few minutes, and that I don't see what the problem is...

Quote:

Hello Daddy (This really makes me feel queasy!)

Thanks for your mail,Its has been a hell and a rough and tough day for me ,justing to get my MTCN NUMBER,couning of number is not the issue,you count and with any little mistake it will go off and that means you have to restart again,i could not sleep,because i have to go to a friend home to use his Laptop,because going to the public cafe wont help me rather will cost me alot of money which i dont have.

Am still counting,so i pray God should help me.

Thanks
Jack Ottu

Well, I thought this was just a typical lad excuse, until I checked his stats...

Quote:

Current Server Time: Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:43:26 -0400

Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:19:14 -0400
Time of last Box click: Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:43:19 -0400
Total Correct boxes clicked: 733
Total Refreshes: 103
Completed the Process?: no

I must admit, I'm very impressed, unlike he will be in half an hour when his ID expires as his 48 hours are up. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:42 pm

over 700 clicks! that is very impressive statistics! Is that a MC T4 s3cure record? that feature is great and there are so many excuses to use..

did you use explorer? Oh, I think it works better with Mozilla. Oh, it didnt work? Well I logged on using ( insert any random made up browser here )

Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

What is this MC$N S3cure thing?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:03 pm

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=125626
MrMe's wonderful masterpiece of lad frustration, explained here. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:19 pm

LetsGoYanks wrote:

What is this MeTN S3cure thing?

water boarding for lads Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:49 pm

I wish my lad was more conscientious 4 attempts and I get a whinging

Hello dear,
I want to let you know that , the control number can not shown , i dont know how to do this online, i have triedn but all failed, please try and send the information about the money to me.

paah

although he was sniffing around again seconds later Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

My first person to do it was a fake craigslist scammer, selling a car that was going to be shipped well under market value by ebay motors.

They gave up after 5 refreshes/10 clicks and kept trying to look professional by asking me to scan the receipt/cannot process payment. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:54 pm

Whether it's a record or not, I'm well chuffed at his dedication to counting boxes. Greedy bar steward!

I think my lad and I were both in tears over the M7CN S3cur3 fiasco, but for totally different reasons.

It is pure genius, and I will definitely be using it again.

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:58 pm

God I gott get the net @ home, so I can start playing with this WONDERFUL new toy Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:03 pm

It Rocks the casbah

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Oct 2008 Posts: 280

The craigslist car seller scammers haven't contacted me since requesting the info after the claimed they couldn't confirm payment. They only tried once, and won't respond. Lazy bastards.

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:57 pm

my lad dropped off the radar for 4 hours today but predictably returned. After first sending me another whinging email of how it wouldn't work he immediately resumed his efforts and sad bar steward that I am i'm sitting here clicking refresh on the results screen watching his correct hit total increase and imagining the sweat building up on his brow as his prize appears to draw near only for the refresh count to increase Laughing